Daniel stormed back to his lab, ignoring the wolf whistles and laughing along the way, and sat down in front of his computer. Sam and Jack would so pay for that one.

Daniel opened up google and started to search for methods of revenge on the internet. He would bombard them with pranks until they came begging on their knees for his forgiveness. Well, at least until he was satisfied he had had his revenge.

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"Jack, remind me never to prank Sam…ever" Charlie stressed to his friend as he and Lou Feretti joined him and Teal'c in the commissary.

"SamanthaCarter sure has what you could call an 'evil streak' O'Neill" Teal'c added and Jack smiled.

"Yeah I know, and I'm so proud!" Jack laughed, "Daniel's off planning his revenge as we speak! Can't wait!"

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"Yes General, I feel the SGC would benefit from him helping out on this project while Sam is still recovering and it would certainly get the job done faster" Daniel told Hammond.

"Well, I happen to agree on this one Doctor Jackson. I'll have him start tomorrow." Hammond said as Daniel smiled and retreated out of the office.

Daniel rubbed his hands together.

Daniel Jackson one, Sam and Jack, zero.

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"Daniel! You're late!" Jack said loudly as he made his way over to their usual table in O'Malley's. Good, SG2 were here too, full embarrassment.

Daniel held back his laughter and replied, "Sorry, I just had some er…stuff, to sort out".

"O…..kay" Jack replied, someone confused by Daniel's behaviour.

"We got you a drink Daniel" Sam told him as he sat down, "and by the way, I made Jack destroy all the pictures. Sorry it got so carried away." Sam said and he almost felt guilty for the events he had planned over the next few days or so.

Almost.

Daniel just sat back and joined in the fun, waiting for her to arrive.

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Jack was sat next to Sam, watching her as she laughed at Charlie's joke. The evening was going well and everyone was having fun, but Daniel looked, well Daniel looked suspicious.

"Is there a Colonel O'Neill here?" A feminine voice asked from behind him.

"Yeah, right here ma'am!" Daniel told the woman who Jack had yet to see and smiled mischievously in Jack's direction.

"I hear you've been a very naughty boy" The female voice said as Jack felt his hands being pulled behind his back. Before he could resist, his wrists had been handcuffed together.

That was when Jack saw her.

Daniel was SO dead tomorrow morning, that was if Sam didn't kill him first.

He tore his shocked eyes away from the scantily glad 'cop' to look at Sam. She was laughing at him. Better than angry Sam I suppose, but wasn't she going to help him?

Jack gulped as the strippers hand slid towards his crotch.

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Sam returned to work bright and early Monday morning and she settled in immediately. She had driven in to work with Jack who was in a slightly better mood than he had been all weekend.

Granted he was annoyed with Daniel more, but apparently she should have done something before things got, um, out of hand.

No amount of cake had made him forgive her completely yet, but she would concentrate on that tonight. Thankfully though, Daniel hadn't picked on her with a stripper and he might have taken her apology seriously and given up.

Or not.

"Ahh Sam, how nice to see you again!" Rodney McKay beamed as Sam entered her lab.

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Jack and Teal'c were sat in Daniel's lab having coffee.

"Nice one Daniel. I didn't know you had it in you!" Jack told the younger man as they discussed Friday night's events, "however, I will get you back!"

"DANIEL JACKSON! YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN!" Sam shouted at the archaeologist as Rodney McKay followed her like a lost puppy.

Jack smirked in her direction.

"This is not funny Jack!" Sam scowled and stormed back out of the room.

"Ok, so where can we both hide so that she won't find us Danny Boy?" Jack asked as McKay stood there watching them both, confused for once in his life, though he wouldn't admit it.