"You know Daniel, we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you!" Jack whispered as he and Daniel hid in the storage closet on level 27.

"You started it Jack, not me, now hush in case someone hears us!" Daniel retorted.

"Me?" Jack exclaimed, "It wasn't me!"

"Then who was it then?" Daniel asked.

The two sat there in thought for a few moments before turning to face each other, "Sam" they said in unison.

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"Teal'c said he saw them running into a storage closet on level 27, so unless they're doing something else in there" Sam and Janet smirked at each other, "then they're hiding from me!"

"Just like you're hiding from McKay?" Janet snorted.

"What?" Sam exclaimed, "I am not hiding from him, I just came to visit a friend in her break that's all!"

"Yeah sure…" Janet smirked again.

"This is all Daniel's fault anyway!" Sam huffed and crossed her arms against her chest.

"I seem to remember you taking a picture of Daniel and putting it up around base Sam…"

"Yes, but he and Jack started it first with their betting and weird shampoo mixtures!" Sam exclaimed, "Right, this means war!"

"Sam?" Janet asked her friend as she quickly rose from her seat and headed for the door in a hurry.

"Call Cassie, tell her to meet us at the mall during our break, we've got some shopping to do!" Sam grinned evilly before running off.

Janet shook her head and smiled. SG1 were more trouble on base than they were off-world.

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"Sam, why are we going to a hardware store?" Cassie asked as she trailed behind Sam along with her mother.

"I need some really good glue" Sam told them seriously as she headed for the right aisle.

"Why?" Janet asked her friend suspiciously.

"No reason, just a little revenge!" Sam smiled and Cassie laughed.

"Like what exactly?" Janet questioned.

"Well I don't know just yet but I figure glue is a good place to start. Oh and I need some handcuffs!" Sam exclaimed as she grabbed a few tubes of glue and headed for the till.

"Why?" Janet asked raising her eyebrows.

"For Jack" she replied as Janet smirked, "No, not like that Janet! Jeez!" Sam laughed, "Mind out the gutter girl!"

"Stop it you two, I don't need to know!" Cassie told the giggling pair.

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"So basically, you two got yourself into a terrible mess and now you need the amazing SG2 to save you?" Charlie joked as he made sure the coast was clear for Jack and Daniel to come out of the closet. AN: No pun intended!

"No Charlie, we just need some ideas, that's all" Jack told his friend as they headed towards the commissary.

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Jack had just got back to his office when he heard a knock at his door.

"Come"

He looked up from his desk to see Sam entering his office, smiling with two cups of jello, one red and one blue.

"Hey" He smiled as she took a seat in front of his desk.

"Hey!" She beamed and handed him the jello.

"Good day?" Jack asked and she smiled. She wasn't going to let Jack and Daniel know how much McKay was annoying her.

"Yeah actually. Me and McKay have got a lot of work done. Seems he's not as annoying as I once thought."

"Ah that's good." Jack said pleased she wasn't too mad.

"So what about you? I haven't seen you much today, it's as if you're hiding from me!" Sam aid goading him.

"Nah, just been very busy" Jack lied, "Back log of paper work to catch up on."

"You must be very tired then Jack" Sam said rising from her seat and heading behind his desk, "Maybe a back rub would help" She said suggestively as he hands went to his shoulders.

Jack moaned with pleasure, tilted his head back and closed his eyes.

Sam, slowly reached into her back pocket and reached for the two sets of handcuffs.

Slowly massaging his shoulder still with the one hand, quietly and quickly she snapped the cuff round his right hand as it lay on the arm of the chair, attaching the other cuff to the arm itself. Before Jack could react, she did the same to his left hand.

"What the hell?" Jack snapped as Sam smiled.

"Bye Jack" She said before sauntering out of his office.

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Knowing full well Daniel was in the infirmary with Janet, having a surprise examination, Sam quickly headed towards Daniel's Lab as she smiled to herself thinking of Jack sat there in his office. Maybe she should have gagged him? Then he couldn't shout for help. No, that's too harsh…

Sam reached Daniel's lab and entered, heading straight for his desk. Spying his favourite coffee cup, she reached into her jacket pocket for the tube of glue she had bought earlier and began applying it to the base of the cup. Once satisfied with the coverage, she put it down on Daniel's desk next to his computer and left Daniel's lab.

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"Hey Sam!" Daniel beamed as he caught her heading away from the general direction of his lab.

"Daniel, hi!" She said happily before continuing down the hallway.

Daniel shook his head at her behaviour and entered his lab in search for his coffee mug, he needed a good cup after the torment he had received at the end of Janet's needles.

He went over to his desk and reached for the cup. It wouldn't budge. He tried again but the cup would not leave his desk.

Sam!

Daniel quickly ran to Jack's office to warn him.

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"So it went well then?" Janet asked she saw her friend enter her office almost crying with laughter.

"Very!" She beamed as she took a seat in front of Janet's desk.

"Now I just need to find a really good hiding place for about five years!" Sam exclaimed as the pair fell about laughing picturing Jack handcuffed to a chair.

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"Jack?" Daniel asked as he knocked on the door to his office.

"DANIEL! THANK GOD!" Jack shouted for joy, "COME IN!"

Daniel did as instructed to find Jack handcuffed to the chair.

"Jack, I'm not into that sort of thing" He smirked, "Well at least not with you anyway!"

"Very funny Daniel, Sam did it!" Jack said through gritted teeth. He had an itch on his leg that was annoying the hell out of him.

"Oh…right. I'll leave you two to it then shall I?" Daniel asked, enjoying tormenting his friend when he knew he couldn't throw anything at him.

"DANIEL! JUST GET ME OUT OF THESE THINGS!" Jack shouted.

"How? Sam'll have the key won't she?"

"Yes, uum, I don't know, just get Siler or someone and do it quick. I need to bathroom and I need the bathroom quick!" Jack exclaimed as Daniel ran out of his office in search of Siler.

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"So he's probably still there now then!" Cassie giggled as she and Sam sat by the pool in Janet's back yard on sun loungers.

"Who knows?" Sam laughed as Janet came out of the house carrying a tray of cool drinks and snacks.

"I thought I'd bring us some refreshment so we can at least joy waiting for our death!" Janet exclaimed as the trio fell about laughing again.

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"COLONEL O'NIELL! JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Hammond bellowed as he pushed his way into Jack's office to see all members of SG2, and SG1, minus Sam, laughing as Jack had to be cut out of his chair by Sergeant Siler.

"It's a long story Sir" Jack said, staying perfectly still so that Siler didn't chop his hand off.

"Not really Sir!" Feretti interrupted, "Jack and Daniel annoyed a certain astrophysicist and now they're paying for it!"

"Right, I don't want to hear anymore. Make sure this stays off base in future, or at least make sure I don't see anything otherwise I'll have to take action" Hammond said before retreating from this office as Jack jumped for joy as Siler released him.

"Right, first toilet, then kill Sam!" Jack said before running down the corridor.