Disclaimer: I don't own House, M.D. No money out of this whatsoever.
Note: I can't do titles. Or fan-fictions. I'm just doing this, because I'm bored. And this is my first. So, like, I'm not good. Sorry for making this so short.
A Child of Two
Chapter 1
A knock on the windows and then on the door as House invited himself into Cuddy's office. "Hey Lisa!" he exclaimed, sarcastically. "Got any new charity cases to work on?" He was obviously a bored soul right about now, nothing to do as he took a seat and fiddled with his cane. "Uh, yeah. One. But you wouldn't want it." She replied, not removing her eyes from the paper she was reading.
Suddenly a gasp! House quickly ignored it, but as he read the file, he soon became bored. "Diagnostically boring." He muttered, tossing it into the trashcan as Cuddy continued to read, occasionally dropping her jaw. Though it didn't seem like it needed to be done. "What! A new hooker application!" House asked, excitedly jumping up and down in his seat. Cuddy didn't respond as she looked at the paper and up at Chase as he seemed to walk by. "Uh House, I need to go." She said, playing with the paper and escaping from the room. House shrugged, but was obviously curious as all psycho geniuses were.
"So, any news?" called House as he walked into the Conference Room, limping all the while. Cameron was busy answering mail while Foreman did nothing. "I said, so, any news?" Foreman suddenly jumped up, unaware of House's presence as he answered, "None that you..." as House cut him off. "Where's the wombat?" He looked curious yet again, remembering his earlier meeting with Cuddy. Cameron was the one to answer this time as she replied, "Don't know. Left a while ago." House nodded, taking the marker and scribbling with it on the Whiteboard.
Then, Chase walked in. The Ducklings were staring. "What?" he asked as if his hair was messed up. They didn't respond, but House did. "Where were you?" Chase looked to him. "No where. Just taking care of some business." House nodded, knowing that there was more. "Like what? I'm entitled to know everything in your personal life. It was in my job description." Chase muttered something under his breath as Cuddy walked into the room. "Uh, Chase, I need to talk to you. In my office." She said as she clicked her heels out of the room. Chase followed like a puppy, as always.
"Why didn't you tell me you had a child!" she exclaimed as if the world was exploding. Her office sure was. Chase shrugged. "I have a what? With who?" he responded, clearly shocked by her words. "Yes, you have a child. Doesn't say with who though. Just says that the will left the child to you." He looked, stunned, and stuttered. "M...me?" he asked. "Yes you… now get your butt down there and to the center." Her eyes were glaring at this time as he made his way out of the room and towards the parking lot.
House followed him, making sure to stay a bit behind. "Hello Wombat." he muttered, smiling a cheesy smile. "What'd you want, House?" Chase asked, a sigh escaping his lips after waiting. House didn't answer. "Oh, just making sure you're all right. But now that that's settled, what'd Cuddy want?" House questioned, getting straight to the point. Now it was Chase's turn not to answer. "No reason. She uh.. gave me a break." He answered, making up every word. "Right, and we took turns stuffing ice cream into each other's mouths in her office. Seriously, what'd she want." Chase looked. "You want to know, House?" he asked. House nodded, twirling his cane, giving him the 'duh' expression that he was known for. "To bad."
House frowned. "Aww, and you were getting my hopes up Daddy! Wait, you're my wombat. Cuddy's my mom. That means..." he paused. "YOU AND CUDDY HAD SEX! You dirty dog!" House exclaimed, happily making fun of his australian collegue, even though the joke didn't make sense. Chase looked at him as if he was crazy. "No, but I'll tell you if you never mention that in public." His thoughts wandered as he realized that they were in a parking lot full of patients and nurses. Damn it.. he muttered.
"I.. have a child."
