"Uncle House?" the Ducklings asked simultaneously. "What, you have a problem with me having a family? Sheesh! Do people not care for cripples anymore?" House asked sarcastically though excitedly. He walked over to Sarah, smiled and then mingled a bit while the Ducklings all talked among themselves. Sooner or later, Sarah walked over as Chase looked at her, shocked. "Sarah, you didn't tell me he was your uncle?" She paused. "You never asked."
"Well, she'll get his genes." Cameron muttered as Foreman planned a witty argument to say to her. Cameron and Foreman walked out, clinic duty and to Cuddy's office. Chase walked to House and was about to yell at him, but calmed himself. "So, Chasey. Who'd you say Sarah was again?" Chase stuttered. "M...my child, now." House looked to him. "Aha. You have an older brother?" Chase nodded, wondering how he could've known. "But he's dead!" he added, softly, making sure not many people could hear. "Thanks, that'll do."
House walked out, limping on his cane, favoring his left side to go to Cuddy's office. Cameron, meanwhile, was in there gossiping to Cuddy and Wilson about the new kid, as House walked in. "Gossip session!" he squealed like a fan girl whose favorite singer just came out on stage. Wilson and Cuddy stared at him shocked as he said that and then remembered what Cameron said. "She's your daughter?" Cuddy asked. "No, she's my niece. Gosh Cameron, can't you get your facts straight?" Cameron's jaw dropped as she stormed out of the room, probably mad about her bad fact keeping strategy. Nothing.
"How?" Cuddy piped up, still interested. "I thought she was Chase's daughter." Wilson awaited a response as he tapped his foot on the floor lightly and played with a clicked his fingers on the desk. "Well, apparently, Chase has an older brother who married my sister. But my sister died recently, or around a few years ago if you consider that recent. And then I guess Chase's brother died, they found the will, and BAM!" House said, adding an extra touch to the BAM at the end. "Wonder why they didn't leave her to me…" House wondered aloud, making sure that they heard him. "I can name a few reasons." Wilson muttered to Cuddy. "WHAT WAS THAT!" House screamed, pushing his left ear to Wilson. "I CAN'T HERE YOU!" Wilson shook his head and walked out, followed by House.
"So, to the Coma Guy's room." House commanded, as he led the way to the Coma Guy's room. He flipped on the TV and switched it to General Hospital. "You want to explain more about this to me?" Wilson asked. "Nope." House replied, focusing on what was happening. Something had happened to Alexis, but he wasn't sure with Wilson yapping beside him. "You sure? I mean, I think we should talk about this?" House sighed, "What's there to talk about?" he turned to Wilson. "Well, the fact that you have a niece?" House rolled his eyes. "Shouldn't you be bothering Chase? He's the one with custody now. The law says so. I didn't have to get Stacy this time." He said, remembering Stacy had left a while back already.
General Hospital had ended and House wandered the halls. "HOUSE!" Cuddy screeched. "Ruh-roh!" House said in his Scooby-doo impersonation. "Clinic duty, now!" she said, pointing to the room next to her. "Riight..." he said, walking in. He didn't want to have to deal with his colleagues, so Clinic Duty would've been better. "So, you have a cold." House said, not looking up from the chart. "How do you know, Sir?" the man asked. "Well, first of all, I'm a Doctor. Now, that doesn't mean that I'm not a man, just means I prefer Doc. Got it?" he said. "And it says here you have a cold. Now, go do whatever your mom told you to do when you were younger and leave." He said walking out. "That was boring. Why didn't the previous doctor just prescribe you..." he murmured, heading towards the Conference Room.
He soon found Sarah and the Ducklings sitting in there. "Now what?" he asked, as they all stared at him intently. "Nothing. Yet." Cameron said, looking away as Chase resumed his crossword puzzle and Foreman played with a pen. "Okay, okay. We can play Charades. I'll go first." He said as he grabbed a chart and a doll that was sitting in his office and started to talk to it. "Now, let's play some games!" he said.
5 Minutes Later
"You have cancer. You're going to die in 6 months. Bye now!" he said in the girliest voice possible. "He placed the doll aside and Foreman answered in a serious voice, "Cameron." She pouted and Chase snickered along with Sarah. Sarah stopped laughing, and began reading her magazine again. She was bored, and there was nothing to do in a Hospital.
