Disclaimer: I don't own any of CSI but I do own the names that are not familiar and the poem(s) later in the story.

Spoilers: Some for Season 6 in future or present chapters.

Summary: Grissom gives Catherine a quick lecture

Catherine woke up with a yawn. Without opening her eyes she noticed that Grissom wasn't there. She slowly opened them and sat up. She looked around the room as if Grissom were to pop up.

Catherine padded softly downstairs looking around the house for Grissom. She stopped when she had found him in the kitchen.

She went over and wrapped her arms around his waist. "Hey" she said taking a seep breath, "What's that?"

"Hey. This? This is a diet plan." Grissom replied slowly, afraid of her response.

Catherine released her arms from Grissom's waist. She walked to his side and looked into his face. "Please tell me that you're going on the diet here."

"Actually, we both are. But it's only during the pregnancy."

"Why do I need to go on a diet? Am I fat? Am I getting heavy when I lay on you? Oh God…I'm gonna be nice and slim then big and fat like Britney Spears," Catherine said panicking.

"No, no!" Grissom said stopping her, "You're not fat. Its just that you have been eating a lot."

"Duh, I'm pregnant." Catherine said.

"And you're up in that age level where you have to be healthy. Which means exercise and watching what you eat."

"What do you mean I'm up there in age level? First I'm fat and now I'm an old pregnant lady?" Catherine said about to break into dramatic tears.

"Catherine!" Grissom yelled, "Would you calm down. No one is saying that you're fat or old. I'm saying that you diet is needed to be monitored and that you aren't 20 anymore, even though you look it." Grissom was now rubbing the sides of her arms while her head hang low like a small child.

"You're beautiful. I'm pretty sure that you will be when your stomach comes in too." Grissom said softly, "Now to keep this sexy little figures of yours, you need to diet and I'm going to do it with you."

Grissom pulled Catherine between his legs. Catherine looked at him with big blue eyes. "I love you." Catherine said sweetly. She softly kissed him on the lips.

"I love you too." He said kissing her back.


Sorry that this is so short. I am kind of in a rush. But I wanted to give you a little something. Please keep R&R!