Disclaimer: I don't own any of CSI but I do own the names that are not familiar and the poem(s) later in the story.

Spoilers: Some for Season 6 in future or present chapters.

Summary: Grissom gives Catherine a quick lecture.

A/N: Told ya I would update soon. Haha. Well here's another chapter.


"Ok. Mia Hamm or David Beckham…Please this is not the world cup! This is your mothers bladder." Catherine said to her unborn baby as she made her way to the bathroom.

She banged on the closed door. "I need to use the bathroom."

"Go upstairs." She heard Lindsey's voice yell.

"I don't want to go upstairs! Get out!"

"Hold on." She heard her say before she opened the door.

"What were you doing?"

"Minding my business." She said going upstairs.

"Whatever." Catherine said not in the mood to argue.

The doorbell rang and Lindsey went to the door. She smiled as her crush, Steven, was at the door. Thank God her dad wasn't home.

"Hey, come in." she said opening to door wider.

"Hey Linds. What's up?"

"Nothing real-" she said but stopped as she heard a loud moan from the bathroom. Her eyes went wide and he cheeks turned red.

Steven's eyes went wide also. "What is that?"

"Ummm…the dog. I want to go outside she said opening the door and pushing him out side.

"You have a dog?" he asked once they were outside.

"Did I say dog?" she said laughing nervously, "I meant TV."

"Then what the hell were you watching?"

"I dunno. My mom is so weird." She said laughing again.

They both turned around to see Catherine standing in the doorway. Hand on her swollen abdomen as she felt movements.

"Who's your friend Linds?"

"Steven." She said through her gritted teeth. 'Please go away.' She chanted to herself.

"Why don't you guys come in? I was going to get a little snack.

"No, Mom. Were fine."

"No…come in." Catherine said smiling.

Lindsey groaned as she walked behind her mom and Steve.

"So what would you guys like?"

"Cookies?" Lindsey asked Steve. "Cookies are fine."

Catherine got some cookies and started conversation.

"Are you two boyfriend and girlfriend?" Catherine asked eating a cookie.

"Uhhh…no." Steve said looking over to Lindsey who was burning red.

"I think she likes you, or she wouldn't be so red." Catherine said getting more cookies.

Lindsey's eyes went wide as she stared at her mom who smiled back.

Catherine's head suddenly snapped to the direction of the door as she heard it open, "I gotta go she whispered…can we keep this little snack time between the three of us? Thanks." She said quickly going to the living room.

"Told you she was weird!" Lindsey said smiling nervously.

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"Hey honey. How was work?" Catherine said grinning as Gil walked in to the living room. He stopped and eyes her suspiciously.

"Hey baby. Fine…we finally closed up the case hours after shift ended. What are you doing?"

"Nothing. Watching TV."

"Interesting show." He said sitting next to her on the couch. She looked over to the blank TV.

"Can I get a kiss?" he asked.

"You don't have to ask." She said leaning in closer. There lips centimeters apart.

"Chocolate cookies." He said looking at her mouth then meeting her eyes.

She pulled back. "How can you accuse me of such a crime? I would never cheat a diet."

"Catherine, yes you would." He said giving her the look. But she wouldn't give in because she knew that meant big trouble.

"I'm not lying."

"Well, we'll just have to see then." He said getting up and going to the kitchen.

Gil stopped as he saw Lindsey sitting at the counter table with a boy.

"Who are you?" he asked eyeing him trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

"I'm Steven. I guess your Mr. Grissom."

"Lucky guess." He mumbled as Catherine pushed him out of the doorway protecting her belly.

"Oh. You still here?" she asked Steven.

"You knew that a boy was here in the kitchen with our daughter?" Gil asked.

"Steven and honey there just friends…and I think they like each other." Catherine said mumbling the last bit.

"Catherine, there are a lot of flat surfaces in here."

Lindsey's mouth hung open. "Dad!"

"What?" he said with a smug grin on his face. Yes! He was about to embarrass her. "How do you think your mother got that way?" he asked. Both Lindsey and Steven's eyes went wide.

"Oh my god." Lindsey said buring her head in he hands.

Catherine smiled at her daughter's embarrassment.

"What are you smiling at Cookie Monster?" Lindsey asked smirking at her mother.

Catherine's eyes went wide.

"Busted." Gil said.

"I think that I should go." Steve said before the chaos went any further.

"Yea…I'll walk you to the door." She said quickly pushing him out of the kitchen to leave her parents to argue.


A/N: haha…hope that you like it! I though it was funny. More to come…please R&R!