Chapter Two
Wile E's New Roommate
Daffy Duck approached a house in the desert. The mailbox read "Wile E. Coyote - Super Genius" on it. Inside the house, Wile E. Coyote was cooking himself a meal: The opened "Colonel Buck's Almost-Road-Runner (Ingredients: Morphed Turkey.)" The doorbell rang and Daffy shouted, "Open up, bub! It's me, Daffy, and it's been a long time!" Wile E. Coyote went and answered the door. But as soon as he opened it, Daffy pounced on the coyote and pinned him to the ground.
"TRAITOR! Don't you know that all your original classics are now CANCELED!" Daffy screamed. "OFF THE AIR? BANISHED FROM BOOMERANG!"
Wile E. replied in his English accented-voice, "Yes, yes I heard."
The duck continued, "Well, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT! You go around like nothing bad's happening while that stupid little nerd, DEXTER, takes over your timeslot?"
"I say, I don't even HAVE Boomerang!" the coyote admitted. "I also don't really like Dexter himself."
"HOW DO YOU STILL MAKE MONEY?" Daffy yelled. "HOW… DO… YOU… DO IT!"
Wile E. Coyote began, "Well, in case you haven't noticed, I created my own little production company. It is 'Wile E. Coyote Production Services.'" He held out a business card. "As you know, I have retired from Warner Bros. Animation, but I can still be in business if anyone wants me to make an appearance in their show. Why, last summer I did an appearance in 'Family Guy!'"
"That's nice, but I'M NOW OUT OF WORK!" Daffy said angrily.
"Well, I gotta eat, don't I?"
Daffy then broke down and tugged on Wile E's furry chest. "Can I please stay here, Wile E? I got no place to go!" the duck sobbed.
Wile E. simply shrugged. 20 minutes later, Daffy made himself comfortable in Wile E's large red chair.
"They repossessed my house! Big surprise, those smug idiots." Daffy whined. "And I also got into some fights with the people of Cartoon Network. That's how I got THESE!" He pointed to a nasty bump near his neck and showed a couple of missing teeth.
However, Wile E. Coyote seemed to not be able to take it anymore. He pleaded, "Stop doing this to yourself! Do you wanna end up like Bugs Bunny, who is in the streets and broke?"
Daffy Duck said in a low voice, "It's Dexter's Lab. It's been sent by the devil to destroy me. Cartoon Network, and Boomerang… is the face of evil. But… I think I have a plan."
"Oh no…" Wile E. said. Then the duck whispered the plan to the coyote, which gave a shocked expression.
Daffy then closed out saying, "And do you promise not to tell anyone?"
"I won't," Wile E. Coyote said, slightly guilty.
