Announcer: Know your stars, know you stars, know your stars. Bridge Carson.

Bridge: Uh, hi.

Announcer: Hi, Bridge.

Bridge: How are you today?

Announcer: I'm just fine.

Bridge: So, what are we doing today?

Announcer: I'm telling your fans about you.

Bridge: Cool.

Announcer: Bridge Carson: He loves bungee jumping.

Bridge: What? No I don't.

Announcer: Bridge Carson. He secretly loves Z Delgado.

Bridge: Well, when she's around my hand does start to sweat. And when my hand sweats, my arm itches,. And when my arm itches, my leg starts tingling. And when my legs tingles, my foot starts to tremble. And when my foot trembles, my head hurts. And when my head hurts…

Announcer: Whatever. Bridge Carson. He speaks in tongues because he can't speak English.

Bridge: Okay, that was stupid. I'm speaking English right now.

Announcer: Think what you want. And now you know. Bridge Carson. He loves bungee jumping, has a crush on Z, and can't speak English.

Bridge: Those are all lies.

Announcer: No they're not.

Bridge: Yes they are.