Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Miley Cyrus.

Jack looks up in surprise.

Jack: Who?

Announcer: Oh, I'm sorry. That's next week's special guest. My bad.

Jack: Who's Miley Cyrus?

Announcer: Hannah Montana.

Jack: Okay, whatever. Just start over.

Announcer: Right. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Shaun Morgan.

Jack: Hello, wrong person.

Announcer: Oops. Wrong name. Oh, where is it?

Sound of papers shuffling is heard.

Jack: This is so boring.

Announcer: Ah, here it is.

Jack: Can we start, now?

Announcer: Sure. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Axl Rose.

Jack: Wrong person, dammit!

Announcer: Ooops. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Nikki Sixx.

Jack growls.

Jack: My name is Jack Landors!

Announcer: Sorry. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. London Tipton.

Jack stands up and walks offstage.

Announcer: Ah, here it Is. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Jack Landors.

The light shines on the empty seat.

Announcer: Jack? Uh, Jack. Where'd you go, Jack?