Jack looks up in surprise.
Jack: Who?
Announcer: Oh, I'm sorry. That's next week's special guest. My bad.
Jack: Who's Miley Cyrus?
Announcer: Hannah Montana.
Jack: Okay, whatever. Just start over.
Announcer: Right. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Shaun Morgan.
Jack: Hello, wrong person.
Announcer: Oops. Wrong name. Oh, where is it?
Sound of papers shuffling is heard.
Jack: This is so boring.
Announcer: Ah, here it is.
Jack: Can we start, now?
Announcer: Sure. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Axl Rose.
Jack: Wrong person, dammit!
Announcer: Ooops. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Nikki Sixx.
Jack growls.
Jack: My name is Jack Landors!
Announcer: Sorry. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. London Tipton.
Jack stands up and walks offstage.
Announcer: Ah, here it Is. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Jack Landors.
The light shines on the empty seat.
Announcer: Jack? Uh, Jack. Where'd you go, Jack?
