Warwick Academy-… It's supposedly a rather nice school. I don't know. I've never been to any other schools; at that I can remember. My brother, his boyfriend, and their friends used to go here. They graduated last year. Now, this is where I go to school. Let me tell you right now, when your brother has a major reputation and you look exactly like him, things get a little bit complicated.
The first few weeks were a living hell. Basically everybody who was scared of Alois thought it would be a pretty good idea to go after me. I've had things stolen, gotten in fights, gotten beaten up a lot, and all because "The Blonde Menace" is my brother. Not that I hold that against him or anything- it's just that I'm not as tough as he is. I heard that one time he didn't like math class so he jumped out a window. I can see that happening. I'm not crazy enough to do it, though.
Fortunately, I was able to make a few friends. One of them is the little sister of one of Alois' friends. Her name is Samantha Westley. We call her "Sam", though. She's the smartest person in our year, and I'm pretty sure she could come up with some pretty good plans for world domination.
Then there's Geraldine. She's from the Midford family, and is their youngest. I think she's Ciel's first cousin three times removed or some nonsense. She's the other blonde in our group, but she's definitely a lot prettier. Gerry is kind of an odd one. For example, she has one lock of hair that's way longer than the others over her left ear so "evil spirits don't whisper in it". I'm not gonna argue, though. She's on the fencing team and jokes about "bathing in the blood of her enemies".
Yeah, they both know about supernatural beings. They always ask me stuff, but I don't know the answers to a lot of it. Like, I dunno if vampires really don't have reflections or not. I've never caught one in front of a mirror! Sometimes I can answer them. Like, no, the show Supernatural isn't realistic at all. You think salt can hurt a demon? Alois could practically inhale chips all day and be perfectly fine. In fact, that would make him really happy. It's kind of disturbing to watch him eat them sometimes.
My eyes cause me lots of trouble. They're black where they should be white, and it took me a hell of a time trying to convince all of my teachers to let me wear my sunglasses in class. They've been stolen from me I don't know how many times. I just tell people that I have a weird hereditary disease or something and they buy it. If I told them I'm dead, they wouldn't believe it because I don't rot.
This body causes me lots of problems. I had to opt out of taking gym classes because I couldn't stand being in the changing room. Do you know how weird it is to change in front of other people in a body that you know isn't yours? I also just can't stand seeing that many naked blokes. It's gross. I don't even like seeing myself naked, let alone other people. Wearing somebody else's skin is weird, and usually I forget about it, except then. Not too heartbroken about missing gym, though.
Uh… Let's see what else is happening? Alois us up to no good again-, this time he's not arranging whatever it is with Ciel, though, and has Sebastian helping him. I dunno what that's about. It's scary what Alois can accomplish when he's serious. It's not natural. I'm still surprised that they all haven't gotten together to overthrow the government or something. That seems like the sort of thing that they'd do for giggles on the weekends. They're crazy.
I'm surprised Luka hasn't figured out that they're a bunch of criminals sometimes. So far, it seems like he thinks that they're just monster policemen or something. Sometimes they are, but sometimes they're exterminators or assassins. They kill supernatural creatures, which is definitely something police officers don't do.
Our family is weird. Too weird. Can't we just be normal for once?
A/N: Hahaha... I'm gonna come clean right now... This chapter is here specifically so I can make a bunch of double-entendres for chapter 69.
I am a mature adult.
I also have been meaning to talk about how Revy's doing for a while, but haven't.
Ah, I also need to get back to the other homosexual couple and sort of couple, don't I? This chapter was originally gonna be about Dan and Kris, but I got three paragraphs in, hated it, so I scrapped it...
Oh, quite a few character questions, this time... They've piled up...
Until the next chapter, my duckies~!
Fuckity bye.
CHARACTER SHET
Question: "both of you answer me.. who is the dominate?" by .DArling
Ciel's Answer: "Neither of us."
Alois' Answer: "Yeah... Even though we like flaunting our power during work and stuff, we keep that out of the bedroom. I don't wanna be dominated, and I don't wanna dominate Ciel. It's more of a mutual exchange. We're on equal footing when we make love."
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Question: "To Alois and Ciel: Ciel when you turn into your adult form, do you grow...down there, also? And Alois, would you use that to your advantage?" by Guest
Ciel's Answer: "We are adults."
Alois' Answer: "Not anymore, since we take on an older form than we used to. It's not really nessecary. I'm 19, and Ciel disguises himself as a 20-year-old. As for his 'CEO' disguise, which is a little older looking, I have no idea, since I've never seen him naked in that form. I kinda don't want to..."
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Question: "Question for Revy: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS" by arochii
Revy's Answer: "Piss off!"
