Me: (hiding behind a tree in the Feudal Era) Hee,hee,hee! Now I shall steal the copyright from Inuyasha and Co! Then I shall share it with fanfic writers around thee world, so we can all make the things that are supposed to happen in the show happen. I have already destroyed the copyright for the copyright, so the real copyright is ripe for the taking! Muahahahahahaha! (evil smirk)
(in the field I am watching)
Kagome: Guys, I just felt a surge of power coming from…let me find out…Ahhh! It came from the copyright building! The copyright for the copyright has been destroyed!
Inuyasha: Oh, great. I bet it's that rubyshine chick again, huh.
Miroku: No, or else I would have been able to sense her. It might just have been a fire or something.
Sango: Either way, let's keep our guards up for anything unfriendly.
Shippo: Yeah! We've got to protect the copyright!
Me: Heh. (evil grin) Time to put plan #1 into action! (walks out into the field)
(Inuyasha and Co. see me and take fighting stances)
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you?
Me: Relax. I am a member of the government. I work for the copyright office. I have come to inform you that, due to a freak fire, the copyright for your copyright has been destroyed.
Kagome: Yeah, I sensed that. Man, you guys work fast.
Me: That's our job. Anyway, I have come to take the copyright back to government property.
Miroku: Why would you need to do that?
Me: To make another copyright, we need the item that is being copyrighted. Plus, we have an obligation to protect it from people like that rubyshine girl who tried to steal it a while back.
Inuyasha: Well, alright. If it's to protect the copyright. (pulls out copyright and hands it to me)
Me: Thank you for being so cooperative, sir. 'Yes, I did it! The fools actually handed me the copyright!' (begins to walk away)
(Sesshomaru comes out of the bushes) (Inuyasha draws Tetsusaiga and faces him)
Inuyasha: What do you want, you bastard!
Sesshomaru: I just thought I should let you know that boy is lying.
Me: (Freezes in midstep) Crap!
(all turn slowly towards me)
Inuyasha: I knew it! You don't work for the government! Who are you?
Me: (sighs) If I must. (evil grin) Bwahahaha! I am InuBlade360! The great author rubyshine was my role model and my mentor. I have sworn to carry on her work! And it looks like I have succeeded, because I have the copyright and you don't!
(Sesshomaru lashes out with his whip and snags the copyright out of my hands)
Me: Damn it! So close!
Inuyasha and Co: Get him!
Me: Initiate escape plan! (throws smoke bomb to the ground) (smoke bomb explodes) (escapes under smokescreen)
Inuyasha: Great, now we've got another new adversary. I knew we should have killed that rubyshine.
Kagome: Sit boy! (Inuyasha slams into the ground) How could you be so cruel!
Me: (watching by satellite) This might be harder than I thought. Ah well, I shall get it eventually. But for now I don't own Inuyasha.
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Arrrrrrghhhh! I have only gotten two reviews! Do you people hate me or something? I don't even know why I continue to write this story! ……because I can't get it out of my head, that's why. Oh well, I shall persevere. Onwards!
Omega Chronicles: Rise and Fall of the Flame Hanyou
Axel's mother yelled up the stairs, "AXEL! Time for dinner! AXEL!" She sighed in frustration. She said to Joshua, her middle child, "Go get Axel. He must have his headphones on again…" Joshua gleefully ran up the stairs, happy to get another chance to torment his big brother.
Running down the upstairs hallway, Joshua burst through the doorway of Axel's room. "Axel! Mom says that you have to get downstairs, or else…" He stopped short when he realized he was talking to an empty room. Not only was Axel missing, but a lot of his stuff was too!
"Where'd he go…….?"
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"…..Well, this is interesting."
Axel was currently flying through a wormhole that defied time and space, even dimensions. Of course, Axel wasn't really worried about these fun facts right now. After the initial shock of being pulled down into a strange vortex, he actually managed to calm himself. Right now, he was actually more annoyed, and at the same time, trying to find a way to gather up all the stuff that was falling with him.
"This is just perfect. This stuff cost me way to much to loose! The Ipod alone was over $300! But the problem is how to gather it up in this funnel portal thing. Hmmmm...Blargh!" Axel yelped as something hit him on the head. Pulling it off his head, he realized what it was.
"Awesome! My backpack! Ask and ye shall receive." He immediately began grabbing his stuff out of the air and stuffing it into backpack at a rapid rate. Soon, he had succeeded in reclaiming all of his stuff, and so he put the backpack on accordingly.
After preparing for whatever laid ahead, Axel settled down to wait for something to happen. He didn't have long to wait. Suddenly, the vortex changed direction, so now Axel was falling sideways. Looking ahead, he realized that up ahead, there was the wormhole's version of Niagara Falls, only on a much, much larger scale.
"Ohhh, FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!" Axel screamed as he was hurled over the edge of something for the second time that day.
Meanwhile…
"Mom, I'm going back to the Feudal Era today!" Kagome yelled to her mom, as she ran out the door.
"Ok, sweetie, I love you! Have fun, be safe, and try not to sit Inuyasha too much," Kagome's mom called.
Kagome giggled. "I'll try, especially on the last part." She said. As she walked toward the well house, something in the sky caught her eye. What was that? It looked like some kind of vortex! "Now that's something you don't see everyday," Kagome mused to herself.
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Suddenly, Axel found himself not in the wormhole anymore. He sighed in relief, seeing as that had gotten old pretty fast. However, he then looked down and found himself in a place he even less wanted to be: about 25,000 feet above ground level.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Axel screamed as he plummeted toward the ground.
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Kagome watched in shock. The poor guy was heading straight for the ground! He was a goner for sure. However, as she watched his rapid descent, she realized exactly where his trajectory and the force of gravity would take him. He was heading for the Higurashi Shrine, and by a strange twist of fate, the strange boy from the sky was aimed right for the well house. Axel would have noticed this, but he was a bit too busy thinking that he was soon going to be just a big pile of messy goop on the ground.
"WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?" Axel screamed as he braced for impact.
BOOM
Axel hit the well house, going straight through the roof. Then, to Kagome's shock, there was a quick glow of blue light as the Bone-Eater's Well worked its time traveling magic. Kagome ran to the well house, throwing open the door and staring down into the well. There was no trace of the boy.
He had gone straight through the well!
Kagome quickly grabbed her backpack and hopped into the well. With something as strange as that happening, something big was going to occur in the Feudal Era upon the kid's arrival. She had to go help him, before he got eaten by a demon or something. Who knows what trouble a normal person could get into!
…However, Kagome was to soon find out that this new arrival was anything but 'normal.'
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A flash of blue light was seen in the village, coming from the well.
"YAY, Kagome's back!" Shippo cheered. He began to run towards the well.
"Hold on, you little brat!" Inuyasha yelled, grabbing Shippo and throwing him back into the hut as he sprinted towards the well.
"Inuyasha, you meanie! No fair!" Shippo wailed as he was left far behind.
'I just want a little alone time with Kagome. I hardly ever get any.' Inuyasha thought as he raced towards the well. He wouldn't admit it to anyone but he really enjoyed the times he was alone with Kagome. But, of course, that wasn't even the half of it.
Inuyasha loved Kagome. He loved her with more emotion and heart than anyone else could ever love someone. There was no way he could live without her now. She was like air to him. But, of course, he felt as if he would have to take this information with him to the grave. He was a filthy hanyou. A freak of nature. A mark of shame on the world. There was a snowball's chance in hell that Kagome could ever have any kind of feelings for him. Or so he thought…
Shaking himself from his mental self-beating, he continued towards the well. Suddenly, there was another flash of blue light from said well.
"Huh?" Inuyasha said, confused. Who else besides Kagome could come through the well?
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A few minutes earlier….
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Axel screamed as he was hurled out of the well, tumbling head over tail across the ground, skidding past rocks, trees, bushes, until finally he hit a certain tree and stopped dead. He fell to the base of the tree, stunned.
"Urrrrrggghhhhh….." Axel groaned. He slowly stood, wincing as his muscles recovered from the pain he had just experienced. After the throbbing stopped, he dusted himself off and looked around at his surroundings.
"Huh? Wait a minute, where am I? The last time I checked, I was falling towards the ground and certain doom, not sitting in a giant forest." Axel was beyond confused. "Though this place looks amazingly familiar for some reason…"
Suddenly, Axel froze. He realized exactly what stuff he was looking at. "Th-th-that's the B-bone Eater's Well! And that's the…God Tree! They can't be anything else. There's nothing in the world that looks like them!" Axel began to freak out. "WHERE THE HELL AM I!" He screamed. Then he began to calm down, realizing what he was implying. "Ha ha ha! That's funny. To think that I actually thought I was in Inuyasha. I mean, the wormhole was strange, but not scientifically unexplainable. But Inuyasha? Come on! There's no way that I could be that…lucky…" He trailed off, remembering why he had been so depressed. Of course, being as resilient as he was, he quickly stopped feeling sorry for himself in favor of finding someone to tell him where he was. Maybe help him buy a plane ticket home.
"Ummmmmmmm……which way do I go?" Axel wondered. Quickly, he pointed his hand in a random direction and said, "That way!" He walked off, not realizing he was traveling in the wrong direction.
After Axel had left, Kagome arrived at the bottom of the well. Throwing her backpack up over the ledge, she scaled the side of the well and climbed over the edge, falling on the grass. Almost immediately after getting up, Inuyasha arrived. Immediately, he fell into is his "jerk-ass" mode.
"Stupid wench!" What took you so long? You were gone for 2 days!" Inuyasha complained. "We need to look for more jewel shards!" Of course, he knew he was lying, but he couldn't tell Kagome that. She would either laugh at him for loving her or sit him.
"Inuyasha, if this situation wasn't so desperate, I would s-i-t you for being such an insensitive jerk! But there isn't any time for that now. I need your help, it's an emergency!" Kagome said. Inuyasha immediately went into panic mode.
"What? What's wrong Kagome? Did someone try to hurt you? Did they touch you? Oh man, I'm gonna rip their guts out!" Inuyasha ranted. Kagome tried to reassure him.
"No, I'm fine, Inuyasha. But someone else might not be." Kagome said. She also was happy that Inuyasha actually cared about what happened to her. But she could dream about him later. Inuyasha, meanwhile, had calmed down a bit.
"Huh? Who would that be? The others were fine when I left them, and I don't believe that I'm dying, so who?" Inuyasha was confused.
"When I was walking to the well, there was this portal thing in the sky. A boy fell out of it and fell towards the ground. After that, he hit the well house. I don't know how, but he somehow went straight through the well. So now, there's a normal human roaming the Feudal Era. We have to find him. Who knows what kind of trouble he could get into!" Kagome said.
"Feh! Why should I help someone we don't even know?" Inuyasha stubbornly said.
"Because he might die! Now help me find him or I'll you-know-what you until your back breaks!" You could see the flames shooting up behind her.
Now with a threat like that, Inuyasha had no choice. "Feh. Fine." He said. He then started sniffing to catch the kid's scent.
"GYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A scream echoed, coming from the forest. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and set her on his back, running towards the origin of the cry.
He came across a large snake youkai, and apparently it was trying to make a meal out of the boy in strange clothes that was running faster than he thought a human could to try to get away from it. The boy was, by the look of his face, was not being very cooperative with the snake youkai's intentions.
Acting quickly, he put Kagome down and drew Tetsusaiga. Leaping at the demon, he decapitated the snake with one clean stroke. The body and the head, now both very separate from each other, fell to the ground and disintegrated. The boy, having stopped his panic-fueled flight, was now staring in apparent shock at Inuyasha.
"Hey, kid, you okay?" Inuyasha asked as he sheathed Tetsusaiga. Kagome had come over and was now standing next to Inuyasha. However, Inuyasha was now a little creeped out by how the strange boy was staring at him. "Hey, what's your problem?" He asked the kid, annoyed.
"You…You…You're…" Axel stammered. But he couldn't get any farther. He then did what anyone would probably do if they came face to face with a manga character.
He passed out.
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That's it! Damn, that took me a long time to write. You know, could you people please review my story? I really want reviews! It's the reason I keep writing. I need any kind of review, I don't care. Oh, can someone do me a favor and tell rubyshine about my disclaimers or something? I really need to find out if she has a problem with them. Thanks. PEACE!
-InuBlade360
