Trust no one, obey to no one, and care for no one
…except…
Disclaimer: I wish JKR would give me the rights of Harry Potter for Christmas… Fat chance… Please don't sue me!
Rating: Offers Lemon drops around Loads of Lemon to come… NC-17! Nyark!
Pairings: Harry Voldie, Remus Sirius, Lucius Sevvie…
Warning: Ron, Hermione and Dumbles bashing, torture and Violence! And very probably SLASH! If you don't like it, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD!
Categories: humour & fluff! But the world DOES grow dark… soooo weeell, let's just say: party time for the dark side!
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On with the story!
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Chapter 2: Something I did
"Eeeeew!" said Ron when he stepped into the bedroom in Grimmauld place.
He had been told Harry had fallen in love over the summer but he wasn't prepared for THAT.
A tall, brown haired, handsome guy… yup, definitely a guy… was sprawled on Harry, trailing his tongue on the skin of the green-eyed wizard.
Hermione didn't say anything but she gasped and then turned as red as Ron's hair.
Tom got up lazily from the bed and extended his hand for Ron to shake.
"Hi, I'm Tom Kinney… And you must be Ron and Hermione?" he added when neither of Harry's friend moved nor answered the silent question.
The both nodded then fled the room like if they had seen a ghost, or maybe Voldie himself. This had Harry laughing his unclad arse off.
"Is it something I did or something I said?" Tom said, smirking slightly.
"Oh, most certainly something you did, love." Answered the Boy-Who-Lived, referring to the tongue thing they had been doing since lunch.
Later, at lunch, there was an almost unbearable silence coming from the Weasley side of the room. However, Fred and George were cheerfully explaining Harry and the Dark Lord about a new prank of theirs. Hermione finally gave up and shouted in Tom's direction
"You're a BOY!"
Tom was shocked into silence for a few seconds before cracking up.
"Harry told me you were smart, Hermione, but I didn't think you would be THAT smart!" Voldemort answered with a snort.
Harry nudged him but it was clear to everyone that he was biting back his laugh.
"That's sick." Stated Molly. Then she took a very haughty expression, which reminded Harry of Percy, and added "I know you've been having a hard time with the war, Harry but I didn't expect you to loose your mind in such a disgusting way."
Silence.
'We should have explained things to the Weasleys before inviting them… Ginny's been here before but she seemed understanding I assumed her family would be ok with this relationship.' thought Remus.
Obviously, the Weasleys weren't ok with the relationship.
Obviously, Tom didn't took it well.
Obviously, the cover of Tom Kinney was now useless.
Dark crimson eyes glared at the red-haired family –expect the twins and Ginny who had carefully taken shelter behind Harry's back- and the bushy haired witch.
Molly let out a strangled noise. Then she dropped dead in a flash of green light.
"Oooooh. Green light. Pretty!" said Harry.
The sarcasm coming from his lover seemed to wash Tom's anger off.
"Fuck." He hissed.
Harry rolled his eyes and got his wand out. "Evanesco". Molly's body vanished from sight.
"Obliviate."
"Hey! Harry! Have you seen Mum? She was supposed to come here too but she is late!" Asked Ron as he stepped in the drawing room. The red-haired boy shot Tom a venomous look before turning back to his best friend.
"Well, no, that's weird… I hope she's alright!" answered Harry with a concerned look on his features.
"Oh, well, thank you…" Then the embarrassed Gryffindor went on with his search.
Tonks looked up from the book she was reading. "Where did you send the body, by the way, Harry?"
The young wizard shrugged. "Talk show."
Tom and Tonks stared at him. They had no idea what a talk show was. Harry explained. They stared.
Far away from the scene, Conan O'Brien was having a heart attack.
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
HOOT!
"Go away" muttered Harry in his sleep. From far away, he also heard a chuckle as Tom extended his arm for the owl to perch on, then he carefully detached the letter from the bird's leg and let it flew back through the window.
"It's almost one O'clock in the afternoon, love. You aren't a morning person, are you?"
Harry grunted and threw the covers on his head before drifting back to sleep.
He only woke up when Tom gasped in surprise, a Hogwarts letter in his hand.
"The barmy old codger wants me to come to the school this year… Is he really that blind? I thought he would have discover the truth by now; at least have doubts about me, especially after the Molly thingy."
"Hey, Dumbly is just smart like that." laughed Harry.
"You know, I always wanted to go back to Hogwarts!" Smiled Tom.
"To unleash that great basilisk pet of yours?" Teased Harry. His lover shot him an annoyed look.
"I still haven't forgiven you for her death you know."
"Oh, what could I do to make it up to you, then." Asked Harry in a seductive purr.
"Well, for a start, you could invite me on a romantic date, like a picnic or a night at the opera. Or maybe we could just have hot sex on Ron's bed, just for the fun of seeing him burn the covers and the mattress."
Harry shook his head in amusement.
"I like the way your mind works, Mr Riddle."
Harry closed the distance between them and brushed his lips against the older wizard's. Voldemort snaked his arms around the teen's shoulders and waist and deepened the kiss, running his tongue in the mouth he knew so well by now. He slid his hands on Harry's back and thighs. Then he fell on his knees and kissed the boy's cock several times before swallowing it and sucking lightly.
Harry moaned his lover's name, and then screamed it as he came into the Dark Lord's mouth.
The sky was blue; the birds were singing and the flowers blossoming. What a beautiful day.
The platform nine and three quarter was crowded with students laughing and parents crying.
In the red train, Ron and Hermione quickly found a compartment where Seamus, Neville, Dean and Luna were already sat. When Harry glanced at them, Ron mouthed silently:
"Sorry mate."
Tom rolled his eyes and opened the next door, Harry and he settled in the compartment. The door soon opened again and Draco appeared in the frame.
"Potter." He nodded in greetings. Then he turned to face Tom and bowed respectfully.
Tom nodded back and Harry smiled. "Hey Draco! Come in."
"So, you've finally realized how much better Slytherins were, Harry?" the blond asked with a smirk.
"If you start the 'I told you so' speech, I'll set Voldie on your arse." Joked the green eyed wizard.
"Oh I would love that! OUCH!" Tom had just received Harry's elbow in the stomach, but he was still trying not to laugh.
Draco cracked up.
"Hey boys, having fun without me?" Asked Ginny, sitting beside Draco across from the Dark Lord and the Dark-Lord-to-be.
Tom regained his seriousness right away.
"Ginny, I've been trying to talk to you for weeks. Listen, about your mum…"
But the young woman waved him off.
"Don't bother. What she said was disgusting. She deserved what she got."
"Hum… what about your mum?" Asked Draco, a bit lost.
Molly's death had been all over the Muggle news, since Harry teleported her right on television, but oddly enough, the Daily Prophet never mentioned the 'accident'.
"I killed her." Simply stated Tom.
"Oh." Draco shrugged.
"By the way Gin, Harry asked suddenly, where HAVE you been those last weeks?"
The witch's eyes danced with mirth and mischief.
"Planning…"
"Planning what?" Asked Tom sharply.
"Major planning. Secret. Now shush Milord, I would hate to spoil the surprise." Replied Ginny, fully enjoying herself.
Pansy opened the door then and peeked inside. "Draco? I've been looking for you."
She looked at the two gryffindors and the newcomer with mild interest.
"She's safe." Said Draco. Tom nodded and dropped the Glamour on his eyes for a few seconds. The young Slytherins looked stunned then grasped herself and bowed like Draco had.
"My Lord."
Tom smiled. "You haven't joined me yet." He stated.
Pansy blushed and mumbled something that sounded like "adunlakttoo".
Harry cocked an eyebrow and said "Come again."
"I don't like tattoos." Admitted the black haired girl looking downcast.
Tom laughed. "Narcissa said exactly the same thing when she was to be marked years ago. Must be a female trait."
"Oh, no, I would loooooooove such a nice tattoo on my arm! I mean, a skull sticking out his snake tongue at everyone, it's every girl dream!" shot back Ginny.
Tom ignored her comment.
"Is that why Mum is always wearing a Dark Mark ring?" Asked Draco.
"Well yes, I had to come up with something." Tom sighed.
"So, you do jewellery too?" Asked Pansy.
"Sure, I'll take a ring for you next time I go home."
Pansy smiled brightly as Harry sank into his seat, pretending to pout.
"You are giving rings to pretty girls but what about your own boyfriend?"
Tom stared at Harry then hissed in Parseltongue
I've got a surprise for you; I'll give it to you in the Chamber ok?
Harry relaxed against his lover's chest and smiled. He knew very well that Tom was speaking of the Chamber of Secrets. Tom had inform him that behind the Chamber itself was a room well furnished and very cosy. They had planned to retrieve to it, if need be. And need will most certainly be.
I love surprises.
