Trust no one, obey to no one, and care for no one

except…

Disclaimer: I wish JKR would give me the rights of Harry Potter for Christmas… Fat chance… Please don't sue me!

Rating: Offers Lemon drops around Loads of Lemon to come… NC-17! Nyark!

Pairings: Harry Voldie, Remus Sirius, Lucius Sevvie…

Warning: Ron, Hermione and Dumbles bashing, torture and Violence! And very probably SLASH! If you don't like it, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD!

Categories: humour & fluff! But the world DOES grow dark… soooo weeell, let's just say: party time for the dark side!

Sorry for the wait, guys, I've been very busy with my studies and everything… Anyway, thank you all for the reviews, you all are the best! The fourth film's release is so near, now, I'm all excited! Of course, most of you must have seen it already. Raaah! I hate being French, it sucks.

Keys:

-Speech- : Parseltongue

Speech: Telepathy

Chapter 4: the master and the potion master

Lessons with Bellatrix were incredibly fun. Well, for Tom and Harry that is.

'Cause for everyone else, it could sometimes be painful. They had been studying blood curses and summons of dark creatures so far.

Harry had almost succeeded in teaching an Inferi how moonwalk. Not that it was plan for the lesson, but since the two Dark Wizards already had mastered it all, they had a lot of free time, while the pupils were being attacked by their creations.

Of course, Poppy Pomfrey complained a lot against 'this mad woman with her silly grin and weird way of talking'. At least, the staff didn't know about that Lethifold pet of hers…

"Come on! We don't have all night!" whined Tom, looking constantly at his watch.

"But I want to look at my best!" Answered his lover in the same tone.

It had already been three weeks since the last Death Eater meeting Tom held and Bella reported that some were wondering whether the Dark Lord was on vacation or had caught the flu or something… As fun as Hogwarts was, Voldemort still had a world to conquer. Therefore, he decided that He and Harry should summon the Death Eater and plan an attack.

Tom was full aware that random raids were hopeless and wouldn't help for world conquering but he now had a plan. He flashed a smug smile. Harry cocked an eyebrow.

"What?" the young wizard asked, a bit annoyed.

"Nothing." Replied Tom with mocked innocence. "You'll know at the meeting."

The Boy-Who-Lived shook his head and returned to his previous occupation, namely choosing nice clothes to wear at his first Meeting. Tom sighed and grabbed a dark green velvet robe, immobilizing Harry before dressing him up himself. Released, Harry scowled at him but said nothing. He spelled his hair to be messier than usual, just to give him an even more 'just-been-shagged' look.

"Ready!" He finally called.

Tom sighed in relief and put a white mask on his lover's face.

"I know you're dying to make an entrance." He smirked before casting a Glamour on himself; making him look like the Voldemort he once was, all snake-like and as slim as a skeleton. Just to scare that useless bunch of idiots, he explained. Then he slipped his arm around Harry's waist and Apparated both of them in the reception room in Riddle Manor. Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan were already waiting for them; all dressed in black and masked.

They kneeled before the Dark Lord.

"Good Evening to you too, Rod can I borrow your arm for a second?"

"Of course!" Smiled the Death Eater before rolling up his sleeve and extending his arm to let Voldemort call all of his servants. The mark on his forearm burned and several minutes, the cloaked figures began Apparating, circling the Dark Lord and the shorter figures at his side.

When the last of them had taken his place in the wide circle, Voldemort cleared his throat. Immediate silence ensued.

"Before planning the doom of the wizarding world, I have a great news to give you. Something happened, a thing that will ensure our victory over those fools of the Light."

He paused, just for dramatic effect and his grip on Harry's waist tightened.

"Harry Potter joined us."

Harry stepped forward and removed his mask. He offered them his patented Evil Smile, just to show how dark he was now.

Several gasped were heard and one of them even fainted. The few who had known (namely the Lestrange and the Malfoy) sniggered.

Voldemort didn't even bothered to hide his amusement. "You will give him the same respect you give me and he is to be called Lord and be listened to. If you show him any disrespect, you'll find yourself facing an atrocious death. Is that understood?"

A chorused of "Yes my Lord" answered him. Then for the first time Harry spoke.

"Thank you. Like you all know, I have a lot of contact with the Order of the Phoenix. I have information I can give because I wasn't placed under the secrecy spell Dumbledore usually use on the Order's members. (He nodded to Tonks and the Twins) Although I regretfully cannot give the address of the headquarters, there's an important issue we'll have to deal with tonight." The boy could almost feel the fear radiating from the Potion Master standing right in front of him. God, it felt so good having the greasy git at his mercy!

"Severus Snape." He called, very proud of himself.

"So, you betray me, Snape?" hissed the Dark Lord.

The professor stepped forward shakily and kneeled.

"N…no Master. I didn't tell a…anything…" he stuttered, sounding very much like Wormtail.

Harry cocked an eyebrow-he really was becoming good at that- and snorted.

"Really?" Drawled the new Lord.

Snape took his mask off and glared at Harry.

"Traitor!" He spit with all his hatred, not having much hope about his future.

Voldemort raised his wand. "Cru…"

Harry stopped him with his hand. "No, let him speak. It's true he has such an experience with being a traitor. I could learn from him…" the young wizard explained with a voice tainted with sarcasm.

Snape was becoming more and more desperate by the minute, which was very out of character.

"You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy the Dark Lord, not join him. It was you who would bring balance to the magic, not leave it in Darkness!" (A/n: ha-ha. Take THAT Obi Wan!)

Harry's lips curled in amusement.

"How foolish. Relying on a person to saved the world. If they can't save themselves, then they're not worthy of breathing the same air as I." He replied haughtily.

A single tear escaped the potions master's eyes before he was engulfed in the green light coming from Harry's wand.

Now, Harry Potter truly was a Dark Lord.

The sudden disappearance of the Potions Master fed the gossip mill of Hogwarts for the following week. Dumbledore held many Order's meetings to sort things out. It was obvious Voldemort had somehow learned of the man's double game. The question was: who had betrayed them all?

Said Traitor was actually quite proud of himself. He liked being treated like a Lord, even feared. It was a nice change from those Light Bastards who still see him as a child.

Tom slipped under the covers and cuddled against Harry.

You know, it's a dorm. There are four other people a few feet away…

Yes I know… But the way you killed Snape…

Tom didn't need to explain his thoughts as Harry's tongue was already invading his mouth, hips moving against his. The green eyed wizard muttered a silencing spell and then returned to his previous task.

It was a good thing the other boys couldn't hear them because Tom came very loudly when Harry hit his prostate a last time before losing himself in his own orgasm.

"I love you." Said Tom, with so much emotion in his voice that Harry nearly cried with happiness.

"I love you too." He whispered in a content sigh.

A/N: Very short chapter, I know… Don't whine, please, just be grateful I DID update… I'll have a lot of exams, then it will be Christmas break and I don't have internet at my parent's house… so don't expect any update before the middle of January (I still have exams just after the New Year)

Anyway, please review, when I will have to learn by heart my hundreds of pages about administrative laws, it will keep me happy!

And aren't you just dying to know what it was that Tom was smiling about and told Harry he would explain at the meeting? Ha-ha!