Gravity of Love 2

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…period! If I did…well…Gaara would be MINE! Bwahahahahaha

Somewhere in the Naruto world.

Gaara: Achoo! sneezes

Temari: What's wrong?

Gaara: I dunno…I think someone's talking about me. thinks to self: I hope those restraining orders hold her back…shivers Damn stalkers…

"Have you heard?" Ino said leaning forward. Her blue eyes twinkling from the latest gossip that she just had to share.

"What Ino-pig?"

Ino leaned closer to Sakura and smiled deviously.

"Hinata Hyuuga has a boyfriend."

Sakura scoffed.

"No way!"

"Yes way!" Ino said. "And I hear he's handsome, powerful…"

Sakura leaned closer.

"You know who he is…don't you?"

Ino smiled.

"But of course…he is none other then Gaara of Sand."

Sakura's eyes widened in what could only be described as total and complete shock. Her eyes were the size of saucers.

"WHAT!"

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Alas Ino was not lying as after Sakura got over the initial shock and walked out of the flower shop she was greeted by an angry Neji, a stupidly happy Naruto, a confused Shino and a surprisingly jealous Sasuke.

"What's going on?"

Neji cracked his knuckles.

"That bastard…taking advantage of my sweet innocent cousin…"

She turned to Naruto.

"I'm so happy for him. Finally he's happy and junk. He might not even kill anybody for his own sick twisted amusement ever again. Believe it!"

She turned to Shino who only shook his head and mumbled something like: How in the hell…?

When she turned to Sasuke however she was greeted by a pathetic sight. It were as though it only rained on him…quite literally since there was one rain cloud above him raining. His eyes were sad and glistening with unshed tears and he was pouting.

"She…I mean how could she deny me…ME? I am Sasuke Uchiha, final member of the Uchiha clan, sharingan user, damn it I am the FUCKING HEART THROB of the village and she chooses that non-eye browed freak? Oh, what is the world coming to? Is it popular to date red headed eyebrow-less trolls? Oh why? WHY?"

Sakura and the other inched away from the angst-y Uchiha.

"So it's an ego thing…very interesting…"

When the group turned to retreat from the river that was suddenly being created by Sasuke's tears they were greeted by a sight…one that was so strange and unusual that even Shino gasped.

Gaara and Hinata walking together…

Gaara with his arm around her…

Gaara smiling warmly…

Naruto shivered.

"It's gotta be a sign of the apocalypse…"

Neji prepared to attack, Shino just gaped as Naruto began to pray and Sasuke debated whether or not to kill himself as he began to doubt his hotness…Sakura only watched.

"They're insane…"

Sera: I made this funny…it's get even better promise. Comment please!