Gravity of Love 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…period! If I did…well…Gaara would be MINE! Bwahahahahaha
Somewhere in the Naruto world.
Gaara: shinvers Who's there…?
Temari: Huh?
Gaara: Someone is there…somewhere in the shadows…shakes fist in the air You like that you sick FUCK! Come out and FACE ME LIKE A MAN…OR RABID FAN GIRL!
Temari:…inches away
Gaara: I dunno…I think someone's talking about me. thinks to self: I hope those restraining orders hold her back…shivers Damn stalkers…
"Two weeks."
"Yes Hiashi-sama, two Weeks."
It had been this way since Hinata had brought Gaara home to meet her father…Hiashi was left in a state of shock.
Neji laughed at first but after a few days it was getting rather pathetic.
"Hiashi-sama…uncle…you need rest."
And so Neji led him to his room to rest shaking his head and actually feeling sorry for his uncle.
"Too much…too much."
"Yes uncle…I know it's a crime against the laws of nature and that the wrath of evil is upon us…"
Hiashi looked at Neji for a moment.
"So you feel that to right?"
Neji nodded.
"Of course."
"Good." Hiashi said feeling glad that he wasn't the only one to feel it.
The Hyuuga compound unfortunately would never be the same again…
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Now you must be wondering about our favorite little blond ninja…I mean he was happy at first…Let's look for him shall we?
Ramen stand…not there…
Bridge where he usually is…nope…
Disgusting apartment…no there but hey! What's this it's been cleaned?
Now where oh where could he be? I mean I am the authoress…I should have an inkling to where…
Kakashi pop up out of no where.
"He's well…right there."
Sera (Authoress) smiles.
"Thanks."
"Oh my! What have I done?"
Low and behold…our favorite little ninja is sporting a bald head and wearing monks clothing with staff…Oh dear.
"The end is near! We must join together to stop this un holy union before the devil arises and looks us in the eyes!"
"Oh wow…Naruto what are you doing?" Sakura asked.
"Oh Hey there Sakura…I'm just trying to do my monk-ly duty and save humanity from a horrible after life of their immortal souls burning in hell…why? What are you up to?"
Sakura stares blankly.
"uh…I was just going to my therapist."
"Oh you have a therapist Sakura?" Naruto asked tilting his head.
"Now I do."
And then she made her hasty retreat away from Naruto and decided to really go to therapy, especially of when she saw Sasuke earlier.
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Oh yes…the Uchiha…hehehehe…
Now you might be wondering what I have done to him…well he's emo enough and now doubt his hotness…now let's see him shall we. I mean he's Sasuke Uchiha we're talking about it cant be that bad.
Itachi pops up out of no where.
"You did this to him?"
"Yeah…why?"
Itachi shakes his head.
"Poor boy…I've never seen him so…so…"
"We're waiting…what's wrong with him?"
Itachi leads Sera to Sasuke's room. He stops before opening the door.
"No remember, he isn't the proud, annoying emo Sasuke he once was…"
"Open it!"
He opens the sliding door and low and behold…
Sera's eyes twitches.
"Oh how the mighty have fallen."
Itachi sighs.
"Tell me about it."
There was Sasuke on the floor rocking back and forth sucking his thumb in the fetal position.
"He was in love with Hinata…so he loving Gaara and choosing him instead of Sasuke…it was too much."
Sera sighs.
"But she loved Naruto…"
"Yeah well, Naruto's so stupid that Sasuke knew she'd come back to him."
"Ah…I see…"
Suddenly Sasuke starts to chant madly.
"No eyebrows…hott-ness depleting…red headed trolls…"
Sera and Itachi stare.
"So you gonna take care of him?"
Itachi nods.
"Well yeah…I mean who in the hell's supposed to restore the clan now?"
Sera lifts a brow at the older Uchiha.
"But you killed them all."
"Yeah…but hey I have regrets and recently when thinking about it I just figured out that killing your clan is a big no-no."
"You just figured that out?"
Itachi nods.
"Well Itachi…good luck with your insanely depressed brother…"
Itachi nods as Sasuke begins to babble very loudly.
"I am HOTTER then GAARA she just BLIND! Ahahahahahaha!"
Sera runs out of there like a bat outta hell.
"Oh you must be wondering why I'm in the story now…well…I just wanted to see for myself. Now let's get to my favorite-ly weird couple. I mean they can't be as bad as the people freaking out about them are can they?"
Kakashi pops up out of no where.
"You do have a point."
The two keep walking.
"You're right Kakashi."
He nods.
"Yea. I mean it's not like they're all PDA and saying pet names or some…thing…"
"OMG! Holy Crap! OH MY GOD!"
Now I know what you must be thinking…that we caught them doing it. Well no, that would have been better then what you are about to see. Now if you are weak stomached then I suggest you skip the end right now. Same with the weak hearted…
Now here it is.
Gaara and Hinata holding each other and staring at one another in the eyes…
Gaara: Hinata…
Hinata: Gaara…
Gaara: Hinata…
Hinata: Gaara…
Gaara: Hinata…
"Well Authoress what does this teach you?"
"That Hiashi Hyuuga is easily led to shock, that Naruto is a good monk, that Sakura is finally getting the help that she needs and that Sasuke's driven to madness by doubt of his hotness…oh and that Itachi's not to smart and say's no-no."
Kakashi looks away from the couple seeing as he is going blind and stares blankly at the authoress.
"…sure."
THE END UNTIL I GET ENOUGH COMMENT FOR ENOUGH IDEAS!
