Gravity of Love 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…period! If I did…well…Gaara would be MINE and MINE only! Bwahahahahaha
Somewhere in the Naruto world.
Therapist: Now Mr. Gaara…calm down.
Gaara: NO! You don't understand…they are OUT THERE!
Therapist: No Mr. Gaara they aren't. You're safe here.
Gaara: -Rubbing face against floor of his room.- So soft…my cushiony floor is so soft and safe.
Therapist:…
Temari: What could have driven him insane like this?
Therapist: I have no idea.
Gaara: -screams from his little white room- Ahahahahahahahaha I am the muffin man! Oh look a penny!
Temari:…-sweat drops-
For Lone-Wolf987 who gave me the idea…
Two months have gone by and you'd think that everything would be back to normal…well…not really all thanks to Naruto.
Now you must be wondering what our bald headed monk did to make the village go into such a frenzy.
--;;; well…let's just say that he over reacts just a little bit.
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Gaara was sitting alone in the forest when suddenly he heard a strange voice.
"What is it demon?"
I wanted to congratulate you is all Gaara…I just love the frenzy of the people around you.
Gaara rolled his eyes at the demon and was about to say something when suddenly he was hit in the head by a guitar. (hahahaha)
Haruko looks at the now passed out red head.
"Opps…got a bit carried away there. I just wanted to make him stop talking to himself…that's so weird!"
Naota shakes head.
"You're one to talk."
They ride off into the sunset on Haruko's vespa a little too quickly as Haruko is afraid of the red headed weirdo. (weird I know)
Now you should know what happens when Gaara falls asleep.
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Do I really have to explain? Oh, okay. Well his butt-ugly demon comes out.
Shukaku in all his demon-y glory looks about and decides to give Hinata his blessing about their relationship when suddenly our favorite little monk appears.
There is dead silence between the two until Naruto decided scream
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shukaku, being surprised does as well.
Shukaku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (in a girly voice…)
And the screaming continues until Naruto runs away, into the sunset, screaming that he has seen the devil himself…he was never seen in the village again but it was said that he opened up his own monastery and lives in the mountains as a sort of hermit monk…
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Itachi: Sasuke put the razor down!
Sasuke: -Screams- NEVER!
Itachi: You look really ugly with that razor at your wrist…
Sasuke: Eeek! -Throws the thing away- I can't look ugly while dying! How about…
Itachi: -runs to Sasuke- step away from the tub and put the toaster down!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOO!
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Hinata: Goodness…Ino does it feel like people are going insane to you?
Ino: -laughs- No, not at all…
Hinata: Are you sure? IS it because me and Gaara?
Ino: -evil smirk- I say you two should elope and then come back to tell everyone…it's be even better if you got pregnant! Everyone would be so HAPPY!
Hinata: -Smiles- That's such a good idea Ino. You're such a good friend!
Ino: -to self- This is so funny! Bwahahahaha!
Oh Ino how evil you are!
TBC…
More comments and I'll continue!'
