Sorry about my other stories. They were deleted due to the fact that they had script format, so I have to revise them, it may take a while. I wrote this because it was random.

Thingy: I don't own these, Eion Colfer (Bow down to him) does.


It was the middle of the night; the wind chilled every aspect of life. An inexplicably evil sound sounded. It was Artemis playing an accordion and singing twinkle, twinkle little star. The noise was so horrid that it killed many people.

Of the dead was Bob, the evil pickle. Everyone revolted in the death of their hero. "Bob was so evil, we loved him." cried the devastated Holly Short. "I must kill Artemis!"

So, Holly stole a nuclear warhead and placed it above Fowl Manor.

As Holly was plotting against Artemis because of the death of her boyfriend, Bob, Artemis was writing a new song. He was sitting in the middle of a field surrounded by butterflies. He put hismiddle finger into his nose.

A light bulb appeared above his head. He had written a song, one so beautiful, so passionate, so catchy...

Holly sighed. I need to looknice if I want to kill Artemis. So...she turned to Butler, who was morning over Bob, yet was mad because he had not been mentioned in this story yet. "Butler, I will give you this button...It will detonate the warhead, don't push it!"

Holly skipped off to the mall; they were having a sale on socks, her favorite. Butler was watching TV.

Artemis had writtena song.

Holly was going through the meadow where Artemis was writing.

Artemis, oblivious to Holly started singing,

"Die, Die, Die, You #! $$#.

You will do that now you #! $$#.

Oh, my banana bread is sweet

And I love my big feet, size 6456562, is my shoe,

Oh die, die, die-"

Holly cut in, "Oh, Artemis, I love your song, I weep cheers of joy, I love you." But as they were abou to kiss Butler blew them up.

Butler then reasoned, "This isnot romance, so, I couldn't let them kiss." But that was just an excuse.

FLASHBACK

Butler was watching TV, when Desperate Housewives ended, he loved that show. What was on next was a show he hated, so, he reached for the remote. He pressed down on the channel changer when he heard an explosion.

When he looked down he realized it was the detonation button he pressed.

THE END (because Butler died for noreason)

Read and review now. Becaus if not I will start going isnane...wait I'm already past that point.