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Sooooo sorry for the long wait, but i made this chapter a bit longer.

September 1

I got laid last night, by a blond girl named Traci with large breasts and a small waist. I rather like this idea of a notebook. Now I can keep track of all the names of girls that I sleep with. Go Hermione. Well back to my incredible shag. Well actually it was all right, I've had better, but the girl did have a gifted mouth. Mmmm. Anyway about me. I'm the sixth and last boy out of seven children. Hey, it's not my bloody fault that my parents mated like fucking rabbits. Anyway, I play drums and guitar and Harry is teaching me bass right now. I'm in a band with my two bastard best-friends and. Harry and Hermione, who are like another brother and sister to me, like I really need anymore. I go to Hogwarts High, I get average grades, but hey Hermione is smart enough for the three of us. I love food music and girls. Oh how I love a good shag. I still cant understand why harry likes blokes. He's taking for granted the fine selection of women that this world has to offer. Oh well, more for me.

-Ron

"ROOOOOON" someone shouted from the other side of the door. Ron groaned in annoyance hearing his little sister's voice.

"WHAT?" he yelled back shoving his journal under his pillow and grabbing a shirt to throw on.

"You need to drive me to school you git!" Ginny exclaimed with her backpack slung over one shoulder and her ginger hair in a high ponytail.

"Gimme a minute" he said grabbing his keys. His book bag was already in the trunk of his car, it had stayed there all summer.

"Here shove this in your mouth and lets go" she said throwing a wrapped up sandwich at him.

"Awwe corned beef again! How many times am I going to have to settle for this" he asked no one in particular

"Stop complaining and lets go" his sister said in an exasperated tone.

"All right , all right" he said following his sister out to rather old rusting blue car that he had to buy himself.

One in the car he took a bite out his sandwich and swallowed quickly. He was about to pull out of the driveway when he heard his sister shriek.

"What's wrong?' he asked

"Gods, couldn't you at least take your tokens and shove them in your closet like a normal boy?" Ginny said holding up a lavender lacy bra by the strap.

"Oh .. Hey thanks" he said grabbing it and tossing it in the backseat, driving out of the driveway.

Ginny just shivered and gagged while her brother sped off toward their school, blasting music the entire way.

o.0

Harry walked down the long corridor to his first class. Passing by a few of his friends he waved and acknowledged them.

Checking his schedule he walked into his assigned classroom.

'I hope ron is in my class' harry thought immediately searching for the familiar red head. He spotted him in the back of the room with his arm draped casually around a very promiscuous girl with an extremely low cut top.

Harry just shook his head at his old friend and sat down looking for the teacher.

There he was. Harry checked his schedule again, Mr. Van was his name.

He was tall with white hair, spectacles and liver spots on his face. He looked fine enough.

As harry was about to nod off, Mr. Van started to explain the class rules and curriculum.

The first rule was, there are no rules

'Ok Tyler Durden' harry thought mockingly. 'Well there goes another year of English down the drain' he chuckled as he pulled out a piece of paper and started to draw a cartoon version of Mr. Van being mauled by the class of students. He was preoccupied to say the least.

'Oh how nice, smooth legs' Ron thought not even noticing that the teacher was speaking.

-.-

"So Hermione, when are you going to grow some balls and come with me to get a tattoo" Pansy asked as they climbed out of her car.

" I already let you talk me into getting my bellybutton pierced" Hermione replied motioning to her stomach.

"Yes that was when I got my lip pierced, We were drunk remember. I want to get a tattoo now" Pansy said yelling the last part to the sky earning a few dirty looks from passerbys. Pansy and Hermione often got those kind of stares, they were used to it.

Pansy was a very pretty girl, even though she refuses to admit it. She had white blond hair that was cut at a dramatic angle, framing her face. Her eyes were a honey hazel and she had snow white skin. Her lips were a prefect pout and her nose was small and upturned. She was tall and skinny and had horrible self- esteem, though she would never admit that either.

She was teased when she was younger. She was called a pug by her classmates and was always bullied. Hermione went through the same, although they used to tease her about her bushy hair and the fact that she was smart.

Unfortunately the two girls went to different schools, but while Hermione had Harry and Ron to help her. Pansy had to deal with it alone.

"Pansy you know I cant do that, I don't know how my father would react. He still doesn't know about half the things I do on a regular basis let alone getting tattooed and pierced." Hermione said adjusting her book bag.

"Mmm you're right, but it's his fault anyway, he's never around. You know, I'm sure you could get away with a facial piercing trusting the amount of time you two spend together." pansy said pulling out a stick of gum.

"Well I'll think about it" Hermione said as they walked up to the door of the "Great Hall" for their start of the year lecture.

'Time for another year of misery' Hermione thought as she followed Pansy to the back of the room

O.o

"Well mate, I can tell we're going to have a great year already" Ron said shoving his turkey sandwich in his mouth.

It was lunch time and they only had one class left.

"Why's that mate?" Harry asked gulping down his soda.

"I got shagged twice today, by two different girls" He replied happily

"I hope you used condoms, I cant have my drummer get syphilis" Harry said laughing.

"Course I did, you really never know where these slags have been" Ron replied finishing his sandwich in record time, and tossing the trash under the table.

"This coming from the player of Hogwarts" Harry said dodging a punch from Ron

"Hey mate, when's our next gig?" Ron asked.

"This Saturday at hogshead" Harry said getting out a flyer

"Who are the ' seven deadly sins?" Ron asked looking over the small piece of paper.

"I dunno, Tonks said that they're going on tour soon and that the manager of their band is looking for another band to take with them" harry said excitedly.

"Sounds good mate. We should meet up with them and jam" Ron said biting into a chocolate bar.

"That's what I was thinking." Harry replied folding up the small paper and sticking it in his back pocket.

The bell rang indicating the end of lunch. The two boys groaned as they stood up and headed for their last class of the day with similar thoughts flowing through their heads.

' I hate History'

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Hermione and Pansy moved their way though the crowd of chatting girls and made their way to the deserted bathroom. Their school was large and filled with brainless idiots ages 11 to 18, that all cared about who was going to ask them to the next dance with the brother school Ravenclaw academy.

"Bloody hell the yule ball isn't for another FOUR FUCKING MONTHS!" Pansy yelled

"Just hurry up, I need a cigarette more that I need air right now" Hermione said pushing her friend through the crowded place and to the bathroom with peeling letter.

They finally wrenched open the door and stumbled inside. Hermione immediately pulled out her crimson zippo lighter and her pack of cigs that were hidden in her pencil box.

Pansy pulled out her little glitter bottle that she kept hanging around her neck. She poured the white powdery contents onto her small mirror and used her credit card to cut it into thin lines.

She smiled greedily and carefully took out her rolled up 20 dollar bill and snorted the wonderful drug up her nose.

"Want a hit?" she asked her smoking friend once she let the rush die down.

"No thanks, Im good" Hermione said flicking her cigarette and watching her friend.

Pansy finished her lines just as Hermione took her last drag.

They stumbled out of the bathroom and pansy wiped her small nose.

"Lets go to class" Hermione muttered and pansy blindly followed behind

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