Random short chapter alert. Strange joke involving a character from Eoin Colfer's book Half Moon Investigations. Sorry for the long wait.
"As darkness fell on the Hobo-kingdom in the south of Liechtenstein, concealed by a giant forest of cookies filled with pudding, the evil mushroom watched and waited. It was earlier that week that he had attacked," the Hobo kind said as the perspective of an ominous narrator.
"Wow, Holly!" Juliet squeeled for the 940532754098 time that day.
"HE IS NOT HOLLY" Everyone yelled, ready to kill Juliet if she didn't take her meds soon.
"Well," the hobo king continued, " I decided to call Harry Potter for help, but he was busy with some Voldemort guy, so the I tried InuYasha who was busy with some Naraku guy, then I tried Ed Elric but he was busy with some stone thing, then I tried Natty but he was dead or something, then I tried Bobby Pendragon, but he was busy with some guy, then I tried Dr. Chase, in all of his hotness, but he had to work, then I tried—"
"WE GET IT ALLREADY!"
"So then I thought of going to see Fletcher Moon so I came here to Ireland."
"So," Artemis said coolly, "you came to ask my help to save your civilization?"
"No," the hobo king replied, "I was going to ask you directions to Half Moon Investigations!"
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