Kim: here is another story with Roy and Ed…because Roy and Ed rock…. umm so Ed say the disclaimer. I think the characters are OOC. Sorry for bad grammar….
Ed: she never will own FMA…. and neither will you! Mwhahaha.
Roy looked carefully at the map in his hands, "ummm Ed do you think we are going the right way?" he asked. "Well if the map says we're going the right way, then we are!" Ed replied and looked over Roy's shoulder to see the map. Ed stared at the map for a while and then he realized the map was upside down, "ROY you Moron, YOU had the Map the wrong way the whole time!" Ed shrieked. "Well sorry, it's not my fault I can't read maps." Roy muttered under his breath.
"I can't believe it! I'm stuck in the flippin nature center with YOU! Ed screamed as he pointed towards Roy. "Well its not the fist time this has happened…" Roy stated, "What do you mean?" Ed demanded. "I mean don't you remember that other time we got lost." Roy asked.
FLASH BACK"OH MY GOSH ROY! YOU GOT US LOST IN LITTLE KID WORLD!" Ed Screeched. "This is little kid world? I thought it was Sea world…oh well I guess we are stuck in here till this place opens again." Ed just dropped to his knees and silently cursed about how stupid the colonel was.
END OF FLASH BACK"Oh yeah! I remember that!" Ed said as he sat on the ground. "It wasn't much fun either" He continued as he picked up a leaf and stated to fiddle with it. "So fullmetal what do you suggest we do?" The flame alchemist asked. "I KNOW! We will walk around until we find the trail again!" Ed yelled as he stood up and brushed himself off. "And how long will that take?" Roy pointed out. "I have no clue, but lets go!" Ed said and started to walk away. Roy just rolled his eyes and decided to follow.
"Roy I'm hungry!" Ed ranted. Roy said nothing, "Roy I'm REALLY hungry!" Roy still said nothing. "You know if I get hungry enough I'll eat you." Ed said sarcastically. Ed continued on to rant about his hunger. "Roy why wont you talk to m-" Edward was cut off when he walked into Roy who stopped all of a sudden. "Roy what is it?" Fullmetal asked as he walked around the colonel to see what it is. The flame alchemist just pointed up.
Ed glanced up and saw a really bright light shoot across the sky and land maybe a mile away from him and Roy. "WHOA what do you think that was!" Edward asked alarmed, "I'm not sure, lets check it out!" Roy said to Ed and started running toward the object the fell out of the sky.
Roy coughed from all the dust, as he got closer to the object, Ed was further behind because he got tired of running. "GOD Roy how can you run that damn fast for THAT damn long!" Ed yelled kneeling down to catch his breathe. Roy got closer to the object and finally decided it was a meteor, "Wow Ed it's a Meteor…I never saw one live before…. and its way taller than you." Roy said to Ed. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING ULTRA TINY MIDGET CHILD!" Ed yelled, "and its taller than you too colonel stupid." Ed finished.
"So what are we gonna do with the meteor or are we gonna leave cause I'm hungry." Ed said half-heartedly, "Well Edward maybe if we stay here, someone will come looking for us because that was one big bright light." Roy stated.
So both alchemists sat around the meteor for a really long time and it started to get dark. Ed lay on his back looking at the stars, "You know I read a book about stars once." When Ed noticed no one was replying he decided to sit up. He turned his head and saw Roy sitting on a log. "Hey what are you-" Ed was about to finish his sentence when he noticed that Roy was eating Chips. "You had POTATO chips this whole time and you didn't tell me!" Ed Fumed and then snatched the chips away from Roy. Roy just rolled his eyes and got off the log to go lay on his back.
Ed happily munched on the potato chips he took from the colonel, "Hey Roy do you think they will find us?" Ed asked, "I'm sure they will fullmetal and if not by morning we will head out again and find a way out of this nature infested place." Roy replied.
It was really late because it was really dark and both alchemists were near sleep and gazing up at the stars. "Roy", "hm", "I'm thirsty." "OH shut up Roy said and threw a nearby twig at Ed. "Hey what did you do that for?" Ed half yelled and looked over at Roy, to see him sleeping. Ed smiled to himself and shut his eyes to get some rest.
Kim: Well that's it for now please R&R.
