Kim: Well here is another chapter, yay! And I did decide to make it royed in soon.
Roy: She does not own FMA! AND she will never own FMA, so that's a good thing isn't it?
Kim: no…
Roy: shut up
Kim: Don't tell me to shut up you stupid crack head colonel
Roy: Rude much….
Kim: NOW onward with da story!
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DAY 2"Roy!" Ed whined, "I'm hungry!" "Shut up Edward!" Roy yelled, "if your that hungry we can go catch some fish in that pond over there. Edward looked at the pond and smiled. "Yay!" He said as he grabbed a stick and jabbed it in the water trying to catch a fish. "You are NEVER going to catch a fish like that, Full Metal.
"HA HA!" Ed yelled 2 seconds later while holding up a fish. Roy sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Ok, Roy." Edward said as he put wood in a pile, "could you set the wood on fire?" "I'm sorry Ed but I don't have my gloves with me." "Fine, I'll do it myself." Ed said as he rubbed 2 sticks together.
After watching Ed try to get for 30 minutes Roy finally pitched in to help him. "Damn." Roy muttered, "This is harder than it looks on TV"(AN: do they even have TV's then, oh well to bad, now they do) "Well colonel" Ed said, "What does this tell us?" "That we suck." Roy replied still trying to get the fire going.
Edward wandered off leaving Roy to attempt to make fire. He left because Roy started talking to the firewood.
FLASH BACK"I AM fire king!" Light on fire now!" Roy yelled, "OK fin then don't…Hey firewood, I'll be your friend…your BEST friend.." He continued.
Ed just looked at Roy shocked and walked away.
END OF FLASH BACKEd kicked a rock and continued to walk, "gee, I wonder if Roy did lose his mind." Ed paused when he heard a loud scream. He ran back over to the Meteor where him and Roy where staying at.
"What is it colonel?" Edward asked. "Its FIRE, ALL MIGHTY FIRE!" Roy yelled pointing at the flames burning off the wood. "OH yeah, who's the flame! That's me! I rock! The raven-haired man sang as he danced around Ed.
Edward looked at him as if he was a mad man on a rollercoaster. Then Ed ward slapped him with his flesh arm.
"Oww, I needed that." Roy said starting to feel saner.
Edward slapped him again.
"Oww I needed that too."
This time Ed punched him.
"YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK FULL METAL!" Roy yelled. He felt a lot better being sane instead of insane pyro king.
"Jeez, Roy you don't have to yell…" Ed muttered under his breath. "Yeah well, you punched my beautiful face!" Roy screamed at him. "Well TOO BAD OLD MAN!" "I'M NOT OLD, SHRIMP FACE!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGIT SO SHORT HE IS SMALLER THAN A BEAN!" "You"
Edward just walked over to the fire ignoring Roy. He put the fish he got on a stick and held it over the fire.
About 30 minutes later the fish was done cooking. Ed gave half to Roy and asked, "So colonel how did you get the fire?" "My squirrel friends told me." Roy stated simply. "You know what, just forget I asked." Ed said as he finished his half of the fish and walked over to the leaf bed he made for himself.
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