Kim: I just got back from a Rob Thomas concert and I feel that I need to update this story, so here I am…updating…REVIEW! If you review you get Al slippers!
Disclaimer: This anime belongs to someone else that isn't me, WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!
Notes: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA….
Ed: that's not really a note
Kim: SO?
Ed: -backs away slowly-
Kim: be afraid, be VERY afraid.
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Edward sat on the beach, the sun warming him. He couldn't be happier. He saw the waves crashing down on the sand and everything was peaceful.
BANG!
Fullmetal jolted awake only to see Roy facing him with a giant stick.
"…."
"Did you just hit me with that icky bug infested stick"
"….maybe…."
"……….." Edward pulled out another stick, but this one wasn't bug infested and began to attack the colonel, "NANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" He screamed his battle cry.
After about an hour of stick wars the two decided to start looking for a trail. They encountered many rabid bunnies and really wanted to get home.
"I CANT STAND THIS ANYMORE! IM TIRED, IM DIRTY AND IM HUNGRY! IT FEELS LIKE I'VE LOST IT ALL!"
Roy sighed, "At least we have eachother."
"..Screw that." Edward walked off in some random direction with Roy following close behind.
"ROY! LOOK! A POND!"
Roy looked over to what Edward was screaming at and saw a pond.
"What's your point?"
"NOW WE HAVE A DRINKING SORCE!"
"No thank you."
"Fine" Edward stalked off to the pond and cupped the water in his hands and drank. Roy couldn't believe Ed was drinking that; it was murky and probably infested with…things.
Full Metal was done drinking the water 2 minutes later but for some reason he looked drunk.
"…Roy…have you ever wondered what ifs like to be a slice of cheese."
"..No." Roy backed away slowly.
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Kim: I'm not motivated to continue…. I'm tired. But review and I might put the next chappie up faster and as you can clearly see I wasn't trying on this chappie…
Ed: everyone gets Al slippers if they review
Al: YOU WANNA START A FIGHT FOO'
Ed: …..
