Kim: well I'm finally updating…. schools stressing so far and I had to work at a summer camp all summer…. so if you give me reviews I will review faster.

Disclaimer: Do you honestly think I own FMA…if you do then you are on crack…oh I also don't own 'Dixie Chicks'

Notes: none that I can think of….

Kim: Review and you get a Jelly bean with Ed's face on it.

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"ITS BEEN 2 LONG YEARS NOW, SINCE THE TOP OF THE WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN!" Edward sang and skipped in circles. Roy covered his ears, "MUST YOU SING A DIXIE CHICKS SONG?" Edward stopped skipping and glared at Roy, "HOW COULD YOU INSULT THEM LIKE THAT!"

Its been 3 hours since Edward drank the pond water and the effects still hadn't worn off. As much as Roy wanted him to stop singing he just covered his ears and sighed, maybe he should wander off and maybe that will find him the exit….who cares about Ed. Roy sighed dramatically and stood up, "IM LEAVING! I'VE HAD IT WITH THE FIGGIN DIXIE CHICKS"

"WAIT!TAKEMEWITHYOU!" Ed slurred and grabbed onto Roy's arm, "OR ELSE THE RABID MAN EATIN ANTS WILL GET MEEEEEE"

The colonel shifted his eyes back and forth, "ummm okay?"

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Al paced back and forth inside the Rockbells home, "Ed hasn't gotten back from the nature center"

Winry stared blankly at him, "So?"

"We should find him"

"why?"

"……..you're a very mean person you know that?"

"Its just quieter with Ed gone…cause half the time he's singing Dixie Chicks songs…"

"your right?…lets find him in a month"

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"Hey Roy! LOOK! I found the trail!"

Roy looked confused, "I thought you were still drunk" Edward scrunched his face up, "I was only drunk like that for 10 minutes"

"But you were singing for the past 2 hours and slurring your words."

"But I normally do that…"

"Riiiight."

They walked down the trail, bored out of their minds when Ed decided to break the silence, "hey roy….do you think pokemon live here." The colonel brought his hand up to his chin, "now that I think about it…HEY LOOK A PIKACHU!" Edward turned towards a tree off the trail and saw it. "OMG!"

They both squealed and chased after the pikachu. But sadly that lead them off the trail and off into…more nature?

Kim: OMG! I have to get off the computer now! I shall put the rest up later! REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED!

Ed: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Kim: O.O ok then……………..sorry if this chappie was to random….