Love Lessons

Raven:

:( Stupid critic, good thing I good rid of it. Look, this is my story, and I can write it anyway I want, it's not like you ever wrote a story. And please, we all have differant taste in humor , so if you didn't think it was funny- that's your opinion! Thank you INV, lonelylifeofdarkness, Mizu/Waterfairy, Jodi, and Minamoto Izumi- for reviewing:D And thanks for pointing out my mistakes, lonelylifeofdarkness! I'll try to ATLEAST find out what I got wrong. I was bored so I didn't really pay much attention when I typed this --. I just hope this chapter is a little more humorous then the first. And also, beware of OOCness!

"Talking"

'Thinking'

(Me)

Disclaimer: I mentioned it already! I DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN!


"Kouichi, I don't think this is a good idea!"

"Come on, it will get rid of your shyness!"

"But still-"

"Look, bro, do you want to have Izumi back- or not?"

"..."

"Oh, he doesn't want her back? Well, fine by me, I'll just call her cell and ask her out!"

"JP!"

"What?"

"I want her back, but, is this REALLY necessary?"

"Yes! Now go out there, and try to atleast do something," Kouji was about to walk away.

"Other then run off!" Kouji sighed, and stopped in his tracks. Kouichi grabbed his arm and pulled him to the front of the Minamoto's house.

"How do I get myself into these things?" Kouji asked himself, he took a deep breath and looked up at the terrace. There stood a person with long blonde hair, wearing a pink strapped top with a small portion of the back showing, white pants with pink glitter flowers , and pink sandals; the persons back was facing him. He gave a deadly glare at Kouichi, before turning back to the terrace.

"You do know you're gonna regret this from both of them!" JP murmurred to Kouichi, who was sweating.

Kouji made a few groans before finally saying something, "Uhh- Izumi- about this morning! Yeah- uhh- I just wanted to say that- well- uh- that I'm- That I- that I just wanna admit..."

Kouichi slapped his head.

"Yup, he's a lost cause." Jp shrugged.

"Hey, this isn't easy you know!" Kouji shouted, he calmed down just a bit, "Look, we've been together for a year- and I know- I know I wasn't really a good- well, a loving- Uhh..."

"He's a gonner." Jp sighed.

"You never liked helping, did you?"

"Hey look, I'm a fat, lazy, magician who likes chocolate and pretty girls. What do you expect from me?"

"Comapassion and Understanding would be nice!"

"Fine!" He took out a little flag with a chibi Kouji on it, "Yeah, Kouji, Kouji, he's our man, if he can't do it. ANYBODY CAN!". Kouichi hit JP directly on the head.

"Oh yeah, THAT'S real compassion!"

"Ow- it's a start, right?"

"COME ON, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!" The person on the terrace took off the wig, to reviel that he was, TAKUYA!

"KOUICHI, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS IDEAS YOU EVER CAME UP WITH!"

"It's not like you can come up with anything better!" Kouichi yelled back.

"BUT KOUICHI, YOU MAKE A BETTER IZUMI THEN I DO! WHY DON'T YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL?"

"BECUASE I'M THE COACH, and besides, those cloths are gaudy and aren't my size!"

"So wait, you're saying you fat or something?"

"SINCE WHEN DID I SAY THAT?".

Kouji slammed his head against the wall, "God, someone strike me with lightning or something!"

"WOAH!" The four turned to the street, to see Noah, Steven, and Chris there.

"OH MY GOD!" Steven's mouth dropped.

"WHAT? Do you think it's my fault, that I have to wear this girly outfit in public. I know, it does look good on me, but-"

"OH MY GOD, Takuya-YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN!" Noah yelled.

"Go, Takuya, go!" Chris cheered.

Takuya groaned, then saw flashy lights. He looked over the wall, to see Naruto and Jaden there. Naruto had the camera.

"Na-NARUTO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"Webcasting!" Naruto grinned.

"Hm, well- yet again, this dose make me look pretty!" Takuya anylyzed the outfit, "Dose it go with my eyes?".

"Silent night, Holy light." Kouji was silently praying. JP patted him on the back.

"Don't worry, bud, I'll show you how to woo a girl!"

"Wait, woo a-" But JP already rushed up, then he suddenly came bursting out from the terrace sliding door; he had heart filled eyes, and he was laughing like a lovesick maniac.

"MY LITTLE SWEETIE-PIE!" He started chasing Takuya around the terrace.

"JP, JP! IT'S ME, SOMEONE TELL HIM TO STOP. PLEASE!"

"Uhhh, Jp dose relize he's chasing Takuya, right?" Kouji asked Kouichi.

"Don't know, you think we should tell him?"

"And miss the best part?"

"Good point."

"JP, COME ON, BUDDY!"

"KISS ME MY LITTLE DUMPLING!"

"KISS YOU? WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!"

"Woah!" Noah once again yelled, "TAKUYA'S NOT A VIRGIN, AND JP IS TURNING GAY!"

Chris and Steven looked at him with their "WTF?" faces.

"Now, that's just wrong, so- if you need me, I'll be having a covnersation with Tom!"

"Tom, who the hell is Tom?" Noah asked, "Is he another best friend of yours?"

"No!"

"Then how come you rather talk to him, then me? How could you do this to me, Chris? And I thought we were best friends?"

"Oh shut up you gaywad weird perverted sissy!" Steven said.

"Do you even know what Tom is?"

"Not a clue."

"WHAT ARE YOU WEIRDOS STILL DOING ON MY HOUSE?"

"Uh- Kouji, we're not exactly on your house." Naruto pointed out.

"THEN GET OFF MY STREET THEN!"

"Fine- fine- party pooper. Atleast I got these pictures."

"Now, lets go a post it on the web!" Jaden suggested.

"Or we can send it on e-mail!"

"Or we can post it on the web, and send it on e-mails!"

"Or, we can post it on the web, and e-mail it to Micheal Jackson!" And Jaden and Naruto took of.

"O... Kay." Noah said, dazed.

"WHAT ARE YOU THREE STILL DOING HERE?"

"Uhh- Sightseeing?'

"THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO, NOW?"

"And miss the show?"

"JP, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! GUYS, I CAN USE A LITTLE HELP HERE! GUYS!" Takuya was heard screaming. Kouji walked over to Kouichi, "You want to go and play some video games or something?". Kouichi noded very slowly, as they walked into the house. The scene must have gotten to gross for their eyes.

"Hey, Kouji, do you have Super Smash Brothers? I can whoop anyone's ass on that game!" Steven followed, along with Chris and Noah.

"Dude, Bankster, why are you coming?" Noah asked.

"Do you really think I want to stay outside, watching that?". And they were all gone- leaving Takuya in his misery.

"Kiss me!" JP started puckering his lips toaward Takuya.

"OH GOD, NO WAY IN HELL, MAN! KOUJI, KOUICHI, GUYS? ANYONE! HELP!"

Let's just say that JP's lips weren't really a bucket of roses and cherries.

And the fact, that this was the first time Takuya kissed someone.


Raven: WOAH, this has got to be a few sentences compared to my other chapters! Sorry if I had to end it there, knowing that you gusy wanted me to update, I had to make it short! XD READ AND REVIEW! And please, nice reviews would be great.