Okay here's the final chapter, and I certainly hope, its not too random, and makes some sort of sense.

First however: in response to: anonymous reviewer person, I just have to say that technically, I didn't resurrect Obito because in order to resurrect someone they have to be dead first, which he was not, if you read right.

Anyways...

This is the final chapter. So please review, especially you people who read and don't review, because I know you're out there! Otherwise Sai's abs may have to punish you.

Note: I don't own Naruto, if I did I would resurrect Obito. :D

Final Chapter: Heavy as a Couch

Anyone watching that group leave the village would have thought it a strange one. A silver haired ninja with his headband pulled down over one eye, a ninja clad all in green with a bowl cut and abnormally large eyebrows, the other shinobi with one onyx eye and one green eye, and lastly the girl. As soon as they had gotten going Kakashi, reached one hand into his pack and pulled out a little orange book, the opened it, grinning evilly. The cover read: Make Out Paradise.

Rin saw that, and her eyebrows began to twitch and her eyes grew to the size of dinner plates.

"I have lost all respect for you," she said accusingly of the silver haired nin. He apparently didn't care as he continued to read, giggling maliciously. Obito walked nearby, hands behind head, keeping an eye out for danger.

"So Uchiha-san," said Gai coming up beside the Uchiha. "What's going on between you and Anko, huh, huh?" he asked elbowing Obito in the ribs. Obito winced at the elbow in his ribs and gave Gai a look of death.

"What makes you think there's anything going on between us?" he demanded. Gai shrugged still smiling wickedly.

"You and her are….you know….going out right?" asked Gai. Rin's jaw dropped to the floor. Really! Anko! Obito brought an elbow crashing down into Gai.

"Baka!" he yelled at Gai, who was laughing maliciously.

"Leave him alone, Gai-kun," said Rin, worried Gai might hit Obito back.

"I am most sorry Rin-chan," apologized Gai. Obito shot Rin a thankful look. At that moment, Kakashi snapped his book shut and deposited it in his pack. He swept an arm out bringing the whole crew to a stop.

"Shut up," he ordered them. Obito pulled a kunai out of his holster, and twirled it around on a finger before gripping it tightly. Rin decided she would cover Obito. A moment as long as a year passed and then the air was filled with cenbon. Rin leapt in front of Obito deflecting the storm of needles, and she formed a circle with Kakashi and Gai, trapping Obito in the middle.

"Hey!" he called angrily. "What are you doing?" Rin was stupid enough to turn around to answer him. Her defense dropped, the needles hit her. Obito pushed her into the middle, taking her place on the outer circle.

"It'd help if we could see them!" came Gai's call over the clinking of needles and kunai.

"Done!" answered Kakashi and Obito at once. Kakashi pulled up his headband and Obito summoned his chakra. "Sharingan!"

The Uchiha quickly accessed the situation.

"There's two of them," he said to them. "In the trees." He drew several needles of his own hurling them at the nin in the tree nearest him. His needles were repelled by the storm exiting the trees. Several needles hit Obito. With a grimace he returned to deflecting.

"Yeah, like that's gonna work, Obito," shot back Kakashi. "We can just pick them off with kunai," he said sarcastically.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," replied Obito. "Gai could you cover us?" he asked. The bowl cut man nodded. "Kakashi are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked the Uchiha. The Hatake smiled beneath his mask.

"At the moment, yes," he answered. The two whipped out scrolls, performing the hand seals flawlessly. Through one eye, Rin watched as the two simultaneously bit their thumbs, running the blood down the scroll and then down they pounded the scrolls to the ground. There was a deep ominous rumbling.

"Now bring those chickens out of hiding!" yelled Kakashi. Obito ran through another set of hand seals taking in a deep breath. He felt a slight pain in his ribs again, before exhaling fire on the trees. The two hiding nin let out cries as the flames hit them. Obito paused breathing heavily.

"Gimme 10 more seconds," he coughed to Kakashi.

"Right," replied the Hatake snapping his fingers. The men screamed again as the dogs attacked.

"Now?" asked Kakashi. Obito took a deep breath, and nodded. The sky began to darken as they flocked down. Rin screamed as the birds swept by them and to the ambushers.

"Stop! We give up!" they cried desperately as the birds attacked. Kakashi and Obito waited a minute or two, before their summonings were released. Then catching the two by their shirt fronts, the two Sharingan users slammed them against a tree.

"Pl…please," they begged. "Don't hurt us!" Obito was glaring at them.

"Where is the border patrol?" he demanded of the two. They whimpered giving him no answer. Gai rose up between Kakashi and Obito. He smiled evilly and cracked his knuckles.

"It's in your best interests to answer Uchiha-sama's question," said the nin with the bowl cut, teeth gleaming in an evil smile.

"W…we…don't know nothing about a border patrol!" they cried. "You guys just looked like you had some valuables on you, we're just thieves!" they pleaded. Obito looked side-long at Kakashi. The Hatake was not buying their story.

"Tell the truth!" he demanded. They let out cries of fear.

"That is the truth!" they cried.

"What's going on here?" came a voice behind them. Obito, Kakashi and Gai turned around. There stood Asuma, looking awkwardly at them.

"Aha...ha ha…" Obito let go of his captive. "Well… uh…. it looks like you're free to go," he said laughing awkwardly. Kakashi dropped his captive as well.

"We won't kill you today, now scram before we change our minds," he ordered and they were gone.

"Do I even want to know what that was all about?" asked Asuma. Kakashi shook his head.

"Let's go home then," he said. With a whistle Asuma called his squad out of hiding and they marched back off down the trail. Obito took it as his responsibility and scooped up Rin. She was looking at him in awe.

"They told me you would never be a ninja again," she whispered at last. Obito laughed.

"Well it certainly looks like they lied," said the Uchiha grinning. Rin smiled back.

Weakly the Uchiha moved along, but each limp forward drained him, and his whole right side ached terribly. The screaming patients and nurses fled past him, not stopping to help the severely crippled shinobi. Weakly, he finally sank to the floor unable to go on. He was breathing heavily, sweat rolling down his face.

"Please," he whispered. "Help,"

But no one stopped to help him, they continued running down the hallway. Trembling he knew he had to get out of the hospital and quick. The fox was almost on top of the village now and soon nowhere would be safe. Blood was seeping through the bandages around his torso but he pushed himself up. He couldn't turn back, he wouldn't die like this. He only managed one more crutch forward before sinking back to the ground, unable to go further.

Down the hallway swept a figure, his white cape trailing behind him.

"Sensei," called Obito faintly, his voice pleading. The man turned, and it seemed to Obito that he had aged thirty years, his blue eyes were clouded with conflicting emotions and he clutched a child to his chest. A little boy with blonde hair. The Hokage looked from his student to the open door not far away.

"There's not time," he muttered rushing forward. In one move he had dragged Obito to his feet, and hoisted the Uchiha onto his back. "Kid, this is really bad," the Yondaime said to Obito as he ran from the building and out into the street. No one seemed to see the Hokage, who let Obito down.

"I can't take you further, Obito-kun. Don't worry this will all be over soon, please…" Arashi's voice hesitated, he looked down with a look of painful love at his son. "Please watch out for him," he said and was gone.

Obito was smiling to himself for some unknown reason as he walked down the path. "You know what Rin?" he asked at last. Rin raised an eyebrow.

"You're heavier than a couch," he said with a malicious little grin. Rin frowned.

"Is that supposed to make me feel good?" she asked.

"No. It's a warning," he said. "Don't end up as heavy as a refrigerator," he said. Rin grinned lopsidedly. That makes no sense.

"Urgh." Obito stopped to get a better grip, as her heaviness was making her slip out of his arms. As he lifted her back up, the bandanna slid down off her forearm and Obito stopped again, as he saw the tattoo on her forearm.

"ANBU?" he asked in a soft, almost fearful voice. Rin looked away.

"I wanted to be stronger, but Tsunade said I didn't have good enough chakra control. I needed more experience," she tried to explain. "But I'm no stronger than I was that night, Arashi died," she said looking into the distance; she squirmed trying to escape his hold. "I'll walk," she said.

"Nope," replied Obito simply.

"I thought you said I'm as heavy as couch,"

"You are."

"Then why won't you put me down?" she demanded.

"Because I love you."

"What!" she demanded angrily. Obito just grinned.

"Hard of hearing?" he asked. She elbowed him hard in the rib cage. Then just sank back, as her efforts were getting her nowhere. Then without warning, he dropped her in a pile of leaves, and stuck his hands in his pockets. He walked backwards watching her with a grin as she tried to get out of the leaves. At last she scrambled to her feet and stumbled a few steps before running after him. She was almost on him, when he tripped over a root and the two fell to the ground.

Laughing Obito lay on the ground, Rin falling on top of him. He shoved her off and lay back breathing deeply.

"You're such an idiot," she said at last, a smile playing on her lips. Obito just closed his eyes, a grin plastered to his face. Rin lay back too, looking up at the endlessly blue sky, before leaning over and kissing him on the cheek. He looked with a funny little surprised expression on his face. Rin thought it was adorable. She turned back to the sky. Man, it's good to be home.

Thank you for making it this far and for your support, now tell me what you thought, good and/or bad.

-Hammy Uchiha :)