When Victor came out of his hiding place, Hank and Logan expected a few things. Victor being naked was not one of those things. In fact, Victor looked even more confident in his nude form than Hank or Logan.
"Surprised to see me?" asked Victor.
"Maybe. I'm more surprised that you ditched the clothing." said Logan.
"You shouldn't be. Like you, I'm more of an animal than a man. All thanks to that piece of shit father of mine. He stripped me naked and locked me in a basement for weeks and whenever he came down there, he would beat me. The only thing I had was my flesh and bones. So, being naked feels more natural to me." said Victor.
"Look, I'm sorry your father did that to you, but why are you here?" asked Hank.
"Furball, I'm here because I wanted to fight your boy toy over there." said Victor.
Logan started to get angry and said, "Bub, I don't appreciate the disrespect."
Victor snorted and said, "Relax, Logan. You think I give a damn about you and the blue ape being butt buddies? I just want to take out my aggression on you."
Logan allowed his claws to come out and said, "Alright, bub. Bring it on. Hank, stand back. This is about to get real messy."
Logan and Victor proceeded to walk around each other in a circle, waiting for one of them to strike first.
Before that could happen, Victor said, "Hey Logan, since you and the furball are fucking now, you mind telling him about what we used to do when we were younger."
"Logan, what's Victor referring to?" asked Hank.
Logan sighed and said, "For the last few decades, Victor and Iā¦have been on-again, off-again friends with benefits, except we're not friends. We would fight each other, cut each other up, before we had animalistic sex. And we did it for hours each time because of our healing factors."
"When was the last time you two had intercourse?" asked Hank.
"A few years ago. I was done with his bullshit attitude, so we've been trying to kill each other ever sense." said Logan.
"Wait, Victor, does anyone else know about your sexual preferences?" asked Hank.
"Nah. No one needs to know anything. I've slept with humans and mutants, both male and female. I really don't give a damn at this point." said Victor.
"Alright, enough talk! Let's settle this!" Logan said before he and Victor finally engaged in lethal combat. The two mutants didn't hold back, drawing blood right away with the use of their claws. But because of their healing factors, a sliced torso was the equivalent of a papercut.
Hank watched the two fight for several minutes and was surprised how neither were going after each other's genitals, which were completely exposed. Maybe they made a rule about not going below the belt in their fights, but Hank thought it was a little odd.
After a good 10 minutes, Logan and Victor were exhausted. Blood was all over the ground, but their bodies looked like nothing had happened. They were breathing heavy and said nothing to each other until Logan broke the silence with, "Come on, bub. I got more in me."
Victor thought about continuing the fight but ultimately decided against it, as their fights always ended in a draw. But he did have another idea.
"You know, Logan, even though I hate you to my core, I still find you attractive. And I also find the blue ape to be attractive as well. So, instead of us doing the same old song-and-dance, how about we have a three-way between us." said Victor.
Logan was completely thrown off by Victor's request and said, "WHAT?! Why the hell would I agree to that?"
"Because if you go along with it, I'll leave the Acolytes and I won't attack you ever again." said Victor.
"And what makes you think I can trust you?" asked Logan.
"To be honest, I'm really getting sick of the whole villain thing. I just want to live alone and in peace. That's all I want." said Victor.
Logan thought things over and went up to Hank and the two discussed Victor's words.
"Alright, furball. What do you think we should do?" asked Logan.
"Well, his words did sound quite genuine, and I'd rather not have him as an enemy anymore. Especially after he tried to attack Evan and Rogue." said Hank.
"True." Logan then turned around to Victor and said, "(Sigh) Alright bub, we'll do it. Follow us to the cabin."
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. So yeah, I threw in a real curveball by adding in Sabertooth and making him nude and pansexual. I did research on Sabertooth's relationship with Wolverine and it's extremely confusing. Sometimes they're not related, sometimes they're brothers, and in some comics, Sabertooth is Wolverine's father (which is really weird). So, for the sake of my sanity, Wolverine and Sabertooth are best friends-turned-bitter enemies and are NOT related in this story. Got it? Great. The next chapter will deal with the three-way (which will not be graphic, I promise). Also, I'm working on old and new stories and I'm hoping to finish some of these older stories within a few weeks. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.
