Kimari: Hallo
Soroya: oh no not again!
Kimari: Shalom
Rei: AGHH STOP THE MADNESS!
Kimari: nikara a honduk
:Miaki-sensai knocks me out:
Everyone: okay...
Miaki-sensai: its going to be one crazy hell of a day..
Kerido: this must be the damn crazy insane twisted story shes been planning to make...
Everyone: Enjoy
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: i wake up :
Kimari: what the.. Ow.
Soroya: great your awake.
Kimari: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM NAKED AND WHY DOES MY BUTT HURT?
Soroya: im not naked, were in Ichirakus,and your sitting on a crab..
Kimari: AGHH CRABS!
:i run around insanely:
Sasuke: she is mental why would she sit on a crab?
Rei:is red: Sasuke where are your pants?
Sasuke Fangirls: WE HAVE THEM!
:some pants magically appear on Sasuke:
Everyone: uhhhhh.
Sasuke:smirk: new jitsu..
Naruto: HEY GUYS!
Kimari: HELLO SOME HELP PLEASE!
:Kiba rips the crab off my pants and my pants rip also showing off my red lace and silk panties:
Kiba:blushes: oops
Kimari: you like them hehe.
All The Boys (except Sasuke cause he likes Rei): WOOO MAMA!
Ino: MY PANTIES ARE PRETTIER:takes off her pants showing granny bloomers:
Everyone: AHHH SHEILD YOUR EYES!
Ino: THESE AREN'T MY UNDERWEAR!
Kimari: hehe
Choji: got any chips?
:Rei and Sasuke go to Rei's house:
Everyone (except ino and fan girls): WOOOOO!
Naruto: where did the teme go with Rei? ILL HUNT HIM DOWN!
Kimari: hello can't you read i wrote that down -.-'
Naruto: no i can't read..
Sakura: NOOO WHERE IS SASUKE-KUN?
Naruto: umm somewhere with Rei
:Sakura simotaniously combusts:
Kimari: for people who don't know what that means read this Sakura go BOOM!
Everyone: okay...
Shikamaru: AHH EE SO TROUBLESOME!
Temari: you like that -smirks-
Everyone: SHEILD YOUR EYES! uhh AGAIN!
Kakashi: WOOO GO SHIKA GO!
Shikamaru: your gay aren't you.
Kakashi: yes..
Jiraiya: THEN WHY DO YOU BUY MY BOOKS?
Kakashi: I'm bi.
Everyone:blinks:
Naruto: AHH MY SENSAI IS GAY!
:Naruto go BOOM:
Kimari: good thing Sasuke isn't here he'd be next hehe..
Kerido: i finally show up GEEZ took you long..
Kimari: well yeesh im bad at writing stories!
Kerido: uh duh..
Kimari: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP!
Kerido: eh not really..
:i knock out Kerido:
Kimari: don't...mess...with...me!
:Everyone takes a step back from me:
Kimari: HAHAHAHAHA
Kiba: hey Kimari want to come to my house?
i knock out Kiba
Kimari:smirks: hell yea
WITH THE SENSAIS
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Miaki-sensai: one of my students is insane...
Kurenai: 3 guesses who
Gai: OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
Kakashi: not really..
Gai: ah yes my rival Kakashi the power of youth springs itself in your words!
Kakashi: want to go make out?
Gai:holds up thumb and teeth shine:
Miaki-sensai: this is really disturbing...
Anko: WHO WANTS PEANUTS!
Everyone: ME ME ME!
Sakura: hey guys whats up?
Miaki-sensai: i thought you simotaniously combusted!
Sakura: huh
Anko: uhh... your sensai is gay
:SAKURA GO BOOM AGAIN:
Kurenai: yikes Kimari must hate sakura..
Kimari: ino is next :rubs hands together evilly:
Anko: what are you doing here i thought...
Kiba: WOOOO IM NOT A VIRGIN
Kimari:smirks evilly: next time let's go to my house
Everyone: ermm..
Kerido:wakes up: ughhh..
Kimari: DIE!
:hits Kerido with crowbar:
Rei: IM NOT A VIRGIN! WOO!
Kimari: wow lots of virginity losing today..
Tsunade: bout time too... i was losing my patience with this story...
Bill Clinton: yea me too... uh I mean... NEW TOILET PAPER TAXES!
Kimari: die bill clinton!
Sasuke: im not a virgin anymore either :smirks:
Naruto: YOU uhh how do you spell that? oh yea ESSHULE
Rei: you mean asshole..
Naruto: YES WOW REI YOUR SO SMART
Rei:twitch: Kimari help..
Kimari: oh okay :smiles evilly:
:NARUTO GO BOOM:
Kimari: i am so violent
Kiba: its so dreamy about you
Kimari: wanna make out?
Kiba: sure!
:me and kiba start making out and slowly take each others clothes off:
Everybody (cept Tsunade): AGHH GET A ROOM!
Tsunade: YOU GO GURL!
Choji:eating peanuts: wow these are great Anko
Anko:smiles evilly:
:choji is knocked out:
:anko drags choji... uhh somewhere:
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Kimari: well there we go first chapter i think... should i add more? plz review
Miaki-sensai: why did you make the main characters (beside sasuke) go boom?
Kimari: FOR FUN! oh and sasuke is reis hunny
Soroya: -stares-
Kerido: -blinks and holds up hammer- Sasuke is going down
Kimari: why are you so protective?
Kerido: cuz shes my sister
Soroya: JUST LIKE YOUR PROTECTIVE OF ME CUZ U LIKE ME KERIDO!
Rei: sure...
Naruto Characters: PLZ REVEIW
Sasuke: or ill use my Chidori
Neji: and I'll use my gentle fist.
Gaara: AND I'll use my sand coffin.
Naruto: AND I'LL USE MY CATCHEP!
Rei: Ketchup..
