Renfield Works at Cracker Barrel?
Renfield: crazy eyes "Can I take your order?"
Random Woman: OO "… Um, some coffee?"
Renfield: "Are you sure you wouldn't like a pancake? I could feed the pancakes to the other pancakes… and feed… and FEED…
Random Woman: le freaked out
Renfield: "MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random Woman: "Wait… you can't feed pancakes to other pancakes."
Renfield: "…Oh. Bugger." resigned "You want Sweet'n'Low with that?"
Fin
Yes, this is supposed to be on crack.
Hello, this is not Emily, it's Lilith Lunatic. Emily never has the guts to post her own stuff, so I'm starting to steal it and post it for her. She's kill me if she knew what I was doing, so don't tell her. I'm trying to get her to be more confident and post stuff, but she's just so… wussy, I suppose. Well, review and surprise her!
