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AN "ORDINARY" DAY AT JB


CHAPTER 1

Characters:

Jason

Karen

Jonathon

Mr. Geralt

Karen

Susana

Nick

And Much More


Mr. Geralt: God! I'm so sexually confused!

Jason: OMG! I hate Mr. Geralt!

Susana: Me too.

Karen: Me too.

Jonathon: Me too.

Jonathon: Since we all agree lets touch Karens boobs.

Karen: DON'T TOUCH ME PERVERT!

Susana: Ewww Nicks Here

Nick: Hola

Karen: touched nicks hair its so soft

Nick: Grrrr stop it or ill touch your boobs

Nick: Hey did the bell ring?

Susana: NO doy idioto!

LUNCH


Melissa: Calls Karen NIGGA GET ME SOME COOKIES!

Karen: God! I'm done being a lesbian. We're getting a divorce!

Melissa: Noooooo

Karen: God I'm gonna go cut myself cuz im such an emo rocker

Mr Finkelstein: God I shouldn't have had a three sum with Mr Merriman And Mr Geralt

Susana: Ewww Its Mr Finklestein

Johnathon: GOD IM HUNGRY

Johnathon Bites Karens Nipple

Karen: Damnit CJ! Fine You Want Some Come Get Some!

Karen starts making out with Johnathon

Shetara: I wish I had that.

Elizabeth: Me too.

Shetara: Wanna go make out and cut ourselves?

Elizabeth: in a girly voice SURE

AFTER SCHOOL


Nick: Lets go to the ice cream truck

Karen: STOP SAYING THAT

Nick: YOUR JUST MAD CUZ UR PMSING

Michelle: I will never hurt again.

Nick: Michelle I LOVE YOU

This causes Michelle to go into a bloody roar. 3 people died. 15 Injured. 1 Missing.

Nick: in a baby voice Did someone forget to take their pills today. O yes they did

Michelle: Shut Up Or Ima Kill You

Melissa: OMG PENIS

Karen: No WAY! I want to touch Billie Joes penis.

Jason: I love your guys

Hugs everyone but secretly fondles Karen And Melissa.

Jason: BYE GOTTA GO

Runs away Giggling.

Everyone leaves one by one.

TO BE CONTINUED