I don't own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does.
10 Ways to Get James Potter Leave Me Alone
1. Smack him when he states a perverted comment.
2. Tell him that he'll never measure up to my standards.
3. Smack him...again.
4. Kiss his cheek and runaway so he will drool about it for an hour with the rest of his pals.
5. When he wakes up pretend I'm married to him. I'll say we have a baby girl named Lauren. When he asks who's Maelyn, I'll slap him and ask for a divorce.
6. ...
7. ...
8...um
9...
Okay listen... there is no way to get rid of stupid Potter. These won't work. I don't have the guts to do them. I am such a chicken. Petunia always said I was. But who gives a shit for what she says. Because no matter what I'll always want that asshole! Which stinks because I was really looking forward to the fist fight I was trying to have with him tomorrow. But damn it, I can't because...well frankly...
I LOVE JAMES (something) POTTER!
That bastard...
Love,
Lily Evans (I...and maybe someday) Potter
Hahaha, Evans you love me? This I am never going to let you live down because its what your not expecting I'll say.
Thanks for calling me an asshole.
You weren't expecting that huh? So unexpect something else.
Marry me.
James Potter
Shit, where did you find this paper?
Fine, I'll marry you Potter.
