Disclaimer: Um... So, yeah. I don't own Naruto or anything that I talk about in this story.

Rock Lee was walking through the market section of Konahagakure. He was planning on buying Sakura a present so that maybe she'd finally give in and go out with him. Just as he was about to go into a flower shop, he saw the sand nin, Gaara at the Konaha Hot Topic. He remembered how he was beaten by him during the Chuunin exams and decided to go and find out what he was doing in Konaha.

He dashed at him at full speed and shouted, "Gaara of the desert! What is your business in Konaha!" Gaara jumped and stared at Lee.

"Uh... nothing." he said as he started to walk away. The truth was that he was buying more eye liner. He just claimed that he never slept so girls would think he was a tortured anti-hero.

"That was strange." Lee murmered to himself. He considered going after Gaara, but he had helped him against Kimimaru a while ago so he decided to let him go about his business.

"Hiya Lee!" shouted a familiar voice. Maito Gai jumped into the middle of the street, surprising several people.

Lee saluted him, "Hello, Master Gai!" he shouted. "What brings you here Master?" asked Lee.

"Just checking up on my favorite pupil!" he shouted. Gai noticed Kakashi walking away from a kiosk. "Uh... um... the p-power of youth!" he shouted as he stalked after Kakashi.

"Youth!" shouted Lee as he raised his arms. "Goodbye, Master!" he said cheerfully as he continued looking for a gift.

"BOO!" shouted a voice from behind Lee. Lee jumped and turned around in surprise. It was Naruto.

Oh, hello Naruto!" said Lee. "What are you doing here?"

"Just shopping around." he said happily. "Well, seeya later, Lee." he said as he walked away.

"Goodbye, Naruto." said Lee. When Naruto was a few yards away, Lee saw Hinata Hyuga hiding behind objects while walking after Naruto. Unbeknownst to Lee, Hinata was going to wait until Naruto was in a secluded area and then... Rape him! Yeah! She thought to herself. He's gonna get it good! she thought in a creepy red neck voice. Now, you may be asking yourself how Hinata, a girl, can rape Naruto, a boy. Well, don't worry, she's a ninja. She'll use some super rape jutsu... or something.

Lee went into a jewlery shop and looked for something to buy for Sakura. He eventually came upon a pair of diamond earings. He bought them and went off to find Sakura. He found her walking near Konaha park.(Just go with it.)

"Hello, Sakura!" Lee shouted cheerfully.

She nearly jumped out of her skin. "Oh," she said as her heart rate steadied. "Hi, Lee."

"Sakura!" he said as he presented the earings. "Will you go out with me?" he closed his eyes in anticipation.

Sakura took the earings and put them on. "No." she said. Lee died of a heart attack brought on by stress while Sakura walked away happily, admiring her new earings.