StarClan was no longer speaking to the Cats of the Clans, it seemed every night less and less stars were appearing in the sky. What was happening to their Warrior Ancestors?

Meanwhile: Tigerstar the First was piloting his Death Star through Space.

BOOM! Went a Star. BOOM! Went another.

Tigerstar turned his attention to P Cygni with a maniacal chuckle.

BOOM!

There went Bluestar.

Yes, I know, P Cygni got to be millions of years old and Bluestar is only a few hundred. And yes, for all we know, it's already blown and the effects of the Supernova just hasn't hit us yet. Don't ask me, I don't know how this whole ancestors watching down on us from the stars thing works.

All we know is Tigerstar was sure having fun enacting revenge from his Death Star.

THE END

(Of StarClan)

P.S. Oh yeah, you know those giant kitty heads on the covers of the books, those are the giant planetary heads of the members of StarClan Tigerstar is blowing up.

Yeah.

THE END

(Again)

P.S. The Second. Wait, if it's the Death Star, doesn't that mean it brings Death to the Stars. But aren't the StarClaners already dead?

Oh well, I don't care.

THE END

(The Third)