Bramblestar sat on highledge with his boombox listening to his favorite tune.
He is not one of us. He has never been part of us.. Deception. Disgrace.
Now Bramblestar always knew he was Kovu and Firestar had been Simbs in their little roleplaying, being son of the arch enemy and all (and having epic fur color likeness didn't hurt), but Firestar wasn't here anylonger.
But Bramby needed an excuse to enact his favorite song.
So let's shake things up a little!
He found Lionblaze in the crowd. Perfect likeness of Simba, huh?
Cool, they'd just have to do a reverse role-play.
"LIONBLAZE!" Bramblestar screamed, "You are a Codebreaker. You need judgement, and I pass it now! EXILE!"
He expected everybody to start singing, but they didn't.
Fine, I'll take it into my own paws!
Good thing Bramby's boombox was on "Repeat One", and the song just restarted.
Deception! Disgrace!
So as Lionblaze was drove out of ThunderClan, Bramblestar was accompanied by a chorus of zebras, hippos, and other epic safari animals.
It was so fun, Bramblestar decided to do it every day.
I mean, what better way to deal with Codebreakers?
(A.K.A. I mean, what better excuse to play this song on loop after loop?)
And they say Bramblestar was replaced by an imposter.
No, only the real Bramblestar could possess such a great taste of music.
THE END
A/N - I've only read to Veil of Shadows so far, so I know nothing beyond that.
