I know I haven't updated in a long time, and I'm sry. I just had to catch up to my school things. But oh, well I'm back! Hope you enjoy!

And remember: NO FLAMES

Previously: Cody and Zack are still in a feud. Zack goes to London for help and Cody is planning to team up with Will and Skandar.

"Okay here's the plan…"Zack said quietly.

"Wait! You're not ready-"

"-for a mission!" Said Will

"We're…not?" Cody said

"No! Of-"

"-course not! I mean look at you! An orange shirt, and jeans!"

"You know what, you're right! "

"I am?"

"Yeah, we're not-"

"-ready yet. We need to-"

"Dress you up properly!"

"sigh that too…I guess. But no, we need-

"CODE NAMES!" the twins said at the same time

"Yea, but first, we need to get you ready for ACTION!" London said.

"sigh fine, let's go…"

"You're right, man!" Will said. "I'll be…uhhmm….The, the. I'll work on it."

"Okay, SmartandCute is the name for me."

"I'll be….BrownEyedBeast."

"I'll be…uh…..yeah. I'll work on that…"

"There, now, you're ready for ACTION!" London said excitedly.

"Lemme look in the mirror. Lemme seeeeeeeeeeee! Lemme seeeeeeeeeeee! "

"Okay, okay. Let me guide you to Obnoxious Mirror!" she said Obnoxious Mirror like it was the most wonderful name in the world, next to hers of course. Knowing London we knew that's what going on in her head….somehow.

"Okay LONDON! Lemme see what dang clothes you put on me!"

"Okay, but remember to go to sleep early tonight so you're not cranky-wancky tom-o-roooow! "

"Yeah, I'll make sure to go beddy-bye just in time, London…"

"Okay, but before you look…Obnoxious Mirror! What do you think of Zack?"

"Fabulous! But a little tip, take off the blind-fold!"

"Oh, yeah, I was gonna do that next." She said, and she did it as well.

"Okay, inhale exhale AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to me?"

"What? I beautified you!"

"I'M A BOY! Incase you haven't noticed yet!

"Calm down silly Obnoxious Mirror said it was "fabulous!" and I think so too!"

"Well you know what I think of Obnoxious Mirror…?" Zack said angrily, and slowly….I thinks it's time for him to go beddy-bye as well…"

"He he…Zack old chum what are you talking about? You know what I was thinking…?"

London and Obnoxious Mirror were waiting for a response…London felt like she was about to burst.

"I don't know! I just wanted to make it seem like I was gonna kill you for fun. But man, that was so cool! I gotta do that again sometime! You turning to London you, why? Why me? I mean, look at me!"

Zack looked into Obnoxious Mirror again and wanted to throw himself off the Tipton when he saw that London had given him an old T-shirt he hadn't worn since he was six, that said JMommy's Little Spy Jin sequins, and around it were many colorful rhinestones and sparkles the pants were okay, they were his own, and the sneakers were fine too. But the Shirt looked like something Cody would wear on this mission. Nah, doubt it, NOT EVEN CODY would wear a shirt with sequins on it!

"Will, have you come up with something, yet? Skandar and I need some help with the plan, and we need a spy." said Cody.

"So use Skandar! He's a sneaky freak, trust me. Everytime he comes over to my house, he targets me and then pounces on me." Said Will giving him a jokingly "shame on you" look.

"What? It's not my fault you're such and easy target. I mean usually you come down humming some song,"

"Sir, music is a big part of my life. laughs"

"Yeah okay, you two; Stop laughing, Will, you wanna stay her don't you?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay here forever you know. My mum and dad are all the way back in London; I have to go back some day."

"Yeah, but for now you're staying and we need a plan."

"I'm in." said Will and Skandar.

"Okay now here's the plan, Skandar you are the next youngest, and you're faster than Zack, so you will be the spy. If Zack catches you…run for your life. Will, are you a good prankster?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Okay, then I know Zack like the back on my hand. So I come up with the plan, and Will you bring them to life. Deal?"

"Deal" replied the other two.

"Okay, are we ready for action Zack?"

"Tomorrow London." Zack said through his teeth.

"Okay don't forget to get beddy-bye early wearly so you don't get cranky-wanky tomowwow."

"London…don't forget to take your smart pills."

"EW! I don't drink pills! They taste nasty! By the way, what are these "smart pills?""

"sigh Good-night London."

Zack went into the suite, and only found his mom.

"Hey Zack! Where's Cody?"

"Beats me."

"Kay, guys i gotta go. If I don't Mom's gonna call the FBI to come find me."

"Yeah, I wanna hit my hay." said Skandar.

"Same here. Except for the hay part. I sleep on a bed." said Will.

"Yeah okaaaaay. I'll see you guys tomorrow."

Cody went up to the suite as well, and found his mom alone in the living room, sewing Zack's pants.

"Those pant's don't stand a chance of being worn again." Thought Cody.

"Hey Cody! Where were you?"

"Hi mom. I was downstairs with my friends, Will and Skandar."

"That's nice, you're brother's in his room. Can you tell him to come over to see if he likes how I fixed up his pants."

"Sure mom…"

"Hey Zack."

"Hey little Cody."

"sigh mom wants you to go to the living room."

"Alright fine."

Zack went out into the living room and Cody put on his pajamas.

Cody heard Zack scream.

"What's going on? What happened? What….."

"Cody don't worry. Your brother just doesn't seem that enthusiastic to see his new pants. "

"What's wrong with 'em?"

"THIS!" Zack turned around, and then on his behind were the words "READY FOR ACTION"

"What? London asked me to. She was sure you'd like it."

"Since when do we listen to London?"

"Zack I promise I'll fix your pants tomorrow. You boys better be going of to bed."

"But mom-"

"G'night Zack."

"G'night mom."

"G'night Cody."

"G'night Mom."

The boys were already in bed trying to go to sleep.

"Hey Zack?"

"What?"

"All this seems to be a lot of trouble just to get rid of someone."

"I need to get rid of Will, though. He's evil."

"You also thought Jesse McCartney was evil, he turned out to be pretty cool, huh?"

"I guess, But Cody, not everyone's like that."

"I know, I'm just making a suggestion."

"Well I didn't get it."

"
sigh Maybe Will isn't that bad. Maybe he was just being nice to Maddie. You should really try talking to him."

"Yeah, I'll think about it."

"Ow!" yelled Cody.

"What's did I do?"

"Nothing there's just something hard and lumpy in my pillow."

"What is it?"

"I don't know. Lemme see. gasp"

"What? What is it? What?"

"TIM!"

"Tim?"

"Tim!" Cody said excitedly, showing Zack his pet rock.

Zack rolled over preparing to fall asleep.

"G'night Zack."

"G'night Cody."

"G'night Tim."