[Kisuke's Bucketlist]


Localizing the catchphrase "Cowabunga"

Do a cart wheel

Do a hand stand

Try to make "Cowabunga" Naruto's new catchphrase when he's born

Make "Cowabunga" Kushina's new catchphrase

Better chakra control to learn water walking (I'M JESUS! JK LOL!) [WIP]

Learn the Shadow Clone Jutsu

Figure out how the heck Madara maintained a Shadow Clone for decades and up the quality of my own

Remember the process to make a Rasengan

Make a Rasengan [WIP]

Learn the mystery of my own death

Get catnip, sit back and watch Hageshi the frumpy Tiger get high as a kite

Learn the way of the sword

Discover chakra nature (Fingers crossed for Wood Style, or Wind at best!)

Figure out what your father's signature move the "Kamehameha" does! (TOP PRIORITY!)

Get Hanako and Nawaki together! (She must be rewarded for uniting me with Po. No matter the cost!)

Prevent Nawaki's death (Somehow...)

Buy earplugs (My parents are too loud at night...)

Teach Kushina the "What does the Fox say" song

Write better porn than Jiraiya

Write a book with Jiraiya (By totally not plagiarizing the Naruto manga with a few edits here and there *WINK!* *WINK!*)

Make friends with a Uchiha (Yeah, it's going to be an uphill battle)

Cure Tsunade's gambling habit

Draw a calligraphy portrait and give it to Graunty Mito

Kill or maybe...sort of...if possibly talk down Madara Uchiha should I ever get the misfortune to ever meet him KILL BLACK ZETSU (That bitchy rabbit momma's boy has got to-oh crap!)

Somehow find a method to make contact with the remnants of the Otsutsuki Clan's Branch family on the moon and tell them where exactly their guarded Gedo Statue ended up!

Become a Genin

Become a Chunin

Become a Jonin

Become Hok-pfft! Hahahahaha! Nah, miss me with that shit! Endure paperwork hell? No thank you!

Have Minato name one of my future jutsu (Guilt RISING)

Give Minato the chance to name any possible children of mine in the future

Develop my own original jutsu

Find the holy sacred grounds of Ichiraku Ramen and partake of the food of the gods

Beat a Nara at Shogi

Beat an Akimichi in an eating contest

Make friends

Help loved ones live a long and fulfilling life


The next chapter is coming soon, I just wanted to add this fun list of things that the SI has planned for himself in his new mode of existence in this world.

Anyways, I hoped you all have a wonderful day! I'm Out so Peace Out!