Hogwarts Idal
Cast and Characters
Amanda as Dumbledore
Kelli as Peter
Chrystal as Dobby
Naomi as Luna
Janet as Hermione
Kory as Ron
Jes(s) as Voldemort
Stephonie as Ginny
Kim as Harry
Jeni as Snape
Albus Dumbledore walked down the stairs of Hogwarts School. He wore a big baggy pants that hung so that is moon and star boxers could be seen. His red shirt that read 'Your Mum' was only tucked in on one side. His hat was backwards and his one ear held an earring.
"Yo, yo, you welcome to my SCHOOL! Today we will be doing 'Hogwarts Idal' rap style! So let it begin..."
Dumbledore
I have big blue eyes
Sorry they don't lie
For a very old guy
I sure am wise
As the Polly juice bubbles
Harry's askin' for trouble
You better down the cup
Hope you don't throw up!
McGonagall is lovely
watch out for fluffy
you better move quickly
Hogwarts is mine
Don't cross the line
You know I'm fine
I'm Dumbledore
Voldemort
Hogwarts is gonna burn
Now it's my turn
Stab Harry in the eye
Keep Snape's big lie
Hogwarts is gonna burn
It's about time you learn
Ginny's gonna give you a kiss
You have one last bliss
Hogwarts is gonna burn
Your the one she yearns for
You better fly
or you'll die
Peter
All my life spent being outcast,
Made fun of because of who I am
Those years spent being made fun of,
I used to devise a plan
I spent 7 years at Hogwarts
to get my degree
And pay back all those people
who made fun of me.
After my turn was up
I went into hiding
Pretending to be a rat named Scabbers,
And no one knew I was lying.
I stayed in his shadow
waiting for my shot at glory
I never knew taking care of Tom
would be so boring.
Now Harry will help me
in killing the fake dark lord,
And when I come to power
I'll turn Harry into a gourd.
Hogwarts will burn,
The teachers will die
I'll kill all the Weasley children,
To see Mrs. Weasley cry!
I will roast marshmallows
on the flames of the school,
and laugh as the memories
of the kids who thought it was cool.
Once Hogwarts is burnt
and the memories are gone
and take my place at the throne
"What are you going to do?" Voldemort asked tapping his foot on the ground.
"Nothing Sir." Peter said turning into a rat and running away for his life.
Ginny
My name is Ginny and I go to Hogwarts,
home of warlocks and witches and animagi
Okay I gotta fly
when you want to learn some magic
come and see me next time
"I cant rap!' Ginny's face starts to turn blood red as she walks away into the darkness her head low.
Ron
Man, I hate this school
It is such a bore
And how about
That Dumbledore
Just because hes head of Hogwarts
He thinks he's all that
Well I wanna say
Thats not a face.
So how about
This school I'm in?
I can't believe
I'm here again.
I get scared
Constantly
By Harry
And Hermione...
We always
Go around the school
Looking
for something to do
But no matter
what goes on
I can always
Laugh at this song
"Seems the Weasley's can't rap... Don't quite you day job!"
Snape
Hey, yo check it,
Listen to me
I'm a teacher at Hogwarts
and I know that ain't cool
Just give me a year
and I'll be king of the school
None of ya can compete
against me
I'll have you geggin on your knees
Enough of that now let me tell you about me
My name is Professor Snape
I wear a great big black cape
I hate Harry Potter
If I could I would slaughter
not only him
but his not good friends
He's my enemy for life
Nothin' can change that
That's not a lie
Its a FACT
Dumbledore thinks he's so cool
Being ruler of the school
Always letting Harry get away
You might say things about me
Behind my back
Just wait till next year
You wont know how to react
This is the end of the rap
Just remember I'll be back
I'm taking my vow
So now I bow
So now I say
we'll meet again
another day...
"Is that a threat?" asked Ron
"Hey I am cool thank you very much." Dumbledore said crossing his arms like he's going to say 'Yo'
"Your all posers!" Luna said walking forwards. "Now its my turn."
Luna
This here rap can't be normal
I'm Luna Lovegood and I'm forever formal
Although I can sometimes be in turmoil
Things at Hogwarts are Magical
My wand is very flammable
I don't try to catch it on fire
I would assume it would make me tire
Sometimes I don't make sense
I also make other people tense
But don't mind me
Because I am the who wants to flee
Is this a poem, or an overdone song/
Well I don't care
I won't rhyme
Or pay my fine
Do I have another line?
Witchcraft can be very scary
my legs are og so hairy
It doesn't make sense
To try to sell my mind for a pence
You wouldn't get very far
Even in a speeding muggle car!
Like I said before
My name is Luna Lovegood
And now I should
Make a rap
"So what normal stupid person knows what a pence is?" asked Dumbledore.
"I think its money." Snape replied.
"Why are Luna's legs so hairy?" asked Ginny.
"I have nothing to say..." Voldemort lowers his head and shakes it slightly
Hermione
My name is Hermione Granger,
I'm a Muggle Born.
I spend more time reading than eating.
And Ron's emotional capacity is smaller than a fork.
I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
Harry Potter is my best friend,
Until the end,
Ron Weasley is my King.
Snapes a Git.
Crabbe and Goyle or Zeros
Malfoy's an evil Ferret.
And Ron Weasley is my Hero.
Lavenders a jerk.
She has to many perks,
Ron Weasley was a jerk,
He had to perks,
And he almost died.
The last line didnt rhyme,
Give me time.
Voldemort is gay,
There's no way to hid it.
It showed bright as day,
As he tried to abide it.
He hit on Harry,
As his last chance to live.
Harry laughed, but then realized He was going to give in.
Not really, Harry just killed him.
I'm Hermione Granger,
This rap is over,
Gotta make
An apple turnover
Ron Weasley is my sighficant,
He's my other,
But not like my brother
He's my lover.
Forever More,
This is the end
Ron Weasley is my Hero,
He's my friend.
"Hey you only said my name four times but Ron a million!" Harry smiled.
Ron stood there saying nothing.
"DUH! Hermione loves Ron." Dumbledore said putting an arm around Hermione and Ron.
"Now please tell me why I'm GAY!" Voldemort yelled.
"Gay means happy!" Dumbledore smiled. "Now Dobby your turn!"
Dobby
My Name is Dobby and I like cool clothes
Big Jackets, big sweaters and really funky robes!
Mr. Harry Potter Sir is really great
He jumps, skips, and learns to bake!
Master Dumbledore doesn't like snakes.
He squishes, stomps and makes them paint!
Hogwarts School is the best you'll ever find
With witches, warlocks and Slythrin grime
Now this is the end of Dobby's rhyme, so
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
"That was cute Dobby!" Hermione said patting his head.
"NEXT!" Yelled Dumbledore
"Looks like I'm last. Best for last!"
Harry
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the legend of Magic everywhere.
In dull little England born and raised, Under a staircase is were I spent most of my days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing NOT cool, and shooting some spell balls outside of Wizard School, when a couple of guys said "We're up to no good" Started making trouble in my nice little magic school. I got into one little fight and Hagrid got scared and said "Your moving to Hogwarts, cause I'm really scared."
I raced for the train and when I got near the licenplate said "9 3/4" and had comfortable chairs. If anything I could say this train was rare. But I thought forget it, Yo home to Hogwarts...
I pulled up to about seven or eight and I looked about the place just a little bit scared "bye, bye England, Hello
"That's a wrap!Hermione said holding a clipboard and marked everyone off.
"Now out of this little group only nine can go on that means one has to stay behind. Cast your vote now!" Dumbledore snapped his fingers and pointed to the review button. "You know what to do and tell a friend!"
Now cast your votes. Only vote for one person please and thank you!
