Hi name is Celeste, and my brother is going to Hogwarts. Isn't that just wonderful (note the sarcasm)? You see me and my brother Jacob, are twins and my parents go on and on about fairness. Well how is it fair that when he starts Hogwarts I'm being ignored?

You see it started out like his…………. (Waits for someone to hold up a 3 years ago sign)……..ah screw it; I'll hold the sign up myself you assholes!

3 years ago

"MOM, DAD, Jacob got a letter!" was heard through out the house by yours truly!

After of course I never screamed that and I should have thrown the letter away at least then I would be able to say I have parents who care for me! But still back to my story after all that's why I'm here isn't it….WELL ISN"T IT?

My parents came running down the stairs, and ripped the letter out of my hands and stating doing the jig or whatever (I so don't need the visual), and starting signing and dancing and I was wondering wtf the where doing so I pulled on my moms robes but she simply brushed me off! That was when the ignoring started.

My brother came down stairs (after being awoken by he commotion), and asked while using his index finger to push his glasses back up his nose (they were silently and stealthily trying to run away), asked what the damn they where doing!

Now don't get the impression that my parents don't care about us cussing, it's just that my brother is not a morning person at all!

My parents though threw their usual selves out he window when that bird came in it!

Along with any room for love for me…….anyhow, back to the past…still.

Later my parents told me that the where both went to Hogwarts and thought both us ( meaning my brother and me) would too….but they were saddened to find out that I was a squib or whatever. I kind of lost my train of though when I heard that they where both a witch (aka a bitch) and a wizard (nothing rhymes with wizard so…bastard!).

And after no letter arrived for me…they weren't sad anymore, they where ignorant of the fact they even had a daughter.

Cute-psycho: okay review people, and Celeste will…….give you a blow job…or what ever!

Celeste: Oh fuck if I will takes out ax heres JHONNY!