Nice: Hiya! I hope you guys liked my new fic Moonlit Roses! I hope you like it!
Seto: I hope they hate it.
N: Do you have to be so negative?
S: I can't help it. It's my nature.
N: Nature my butt. You just like making people feel bad, don't you?
S: (shrugs) It's what I do.
N: Well I got something for you later. Now do the disclaimer.
S: I can take what ever you dish out. Nice doesn't own Yu-gi-oh or The Click Five
N: On with the fic.
Ch. 9: Joey's Girl
"I'll be singing a personal favorite called 'Just the Girl' by The Click Five!" said Joey.
"Why this song, Mr. Wheeler? Is it for someone special?" asked the announcer.
"I won't give out any names, but she's a really beautiful girl who can really kick my butt if she wanted to."
"Hey Mai, I think Joey's talking about you," said Yugi.
"What! He thinks I'm beautiful? Aww…" said Mai with a dreamy look on her face.
"Well people, here's Joey Wheeler singing 'Just The Girl!'" said the announcer.
Joey singing
She's
cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
She pushed
me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my
dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's
the one I'm after
"How cute. He choose a song that talks about you," said Tea.
"I'm not cold or cruel. I just play hard to get!" said Mai with a pout.
Joey singing
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too
much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
She can't keep a
secret
For more than an hour
She runs on one hundred proof
attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore
her
What can I do
I'd do anything for her
"I so can keep a secret for more than an hour!" said Mai fuming.
"How long can you keep a secret?" asked Mokuba.
"The longest I've kept a secret was for two hours!" said Mai proudly.
Everyone sweat dropped and shook their heads.
Joey singing
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too
much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
The way she sees it's me
On her caller
I.D.
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I
can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Still
ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head
"He's right. I don't pick up the phone when he calls," said Mai.
"What! Why?" asked Serenity.
"I know what he's going to ask. He was going to ask me out," said Mai sadly.
"You say that like it's a bad thing," said Yami.
"I just don't want to date anyone right now."
"Oh."
The crowd was cheering for Joey and dancing as he sung the rest of the song.
Joey singing
She's
cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just
what to say
So my whole day is ruined
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too
much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Cause she's
bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help
myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too
much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Oh, I keep coming
back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
Just the
girl I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm
looking for
Just the girl I'm looking for…
The crowd cheered and clapped for Joey. Joey bowed and was about to walk off the stage when Mai stormed on stage. She stopped right in front of Joey, her eyes ablaze with anger.
'I'm 'bout to get it…bad,' thought Joey as he braced himself for Mai's wrath. Mai swung her fist to his face…
( Sounds of someone getting the crap beaten out of them)
"Oh my! I never seen someone's back bend that way!" exclaimed the announcer.
The everyone back stage cringed when Mai kicked Joey where the sun doesn't shine.
"Oooh! I felt that one!" said Marik wincing.
( More fighting sounds)
"So Joey, have you had enough?" asked Mai as she cracked her knuckles.
You could barely tell that had been Joey. What was left of him, looked at Mai and said, "Yes."
"Yes, what?"
"Yes, Mai, oh Queen of all that is beautiful and pure. And who is better than me in everyway."
"That's good," said Mai as she kissed him on the cheek, "Thanks for dedicating that song to me. That was very sweet of you." She winked at him and walked away.
"That.. was.. entertaining…" said Kaiba.
"Um, yeah. If you say so," said Yami.
The announcer dude cleared his throat. "Well that was one of the worst beat-downs I've seen in a while. But let's move on. Here is next act, Duke and Tristan!"
Duke and Tristan glared at each other. They both thought the same thing, 'I'm going to show Serenity who's better!'
To be cont.
( Seto laughing in the background)
N: Um Seto hasn't stopped laughing since the whole fight scene. He's starting to creep me out…
(Seto still laughing)
N: I've got to call the men in the white suits to come and give Seto his meds. (whips out cell and whispers in it) Um, yeah it's me he's doing it again. Yeah he really is laughing. How long? That's too long! ( looks up to see readers still there) Oh, I forgot about you guys. Um, R&R people.
