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Gilmore Girls
Jess, Jess, Jess
My first night in Stars Hollow was pretty boring so far. I was wiping down the counter around 8 when Lorelai came in with a girl about my age and Dean. Of course leave it to me to fall for a taken guy. I nudged Jess who was counting the money in register.
"Jess, do you know that guy?"
"Yeah, he's Rory's boyfriend…unfortunately."
"Jess, Jess, Jess. You fell for a girl that already has a boyfriend?"
"Leave it alone, Dal."
"Oh you know I can't do that. Do you want to wait on them or should I?"
"You take them, I don't have the energy for anymore verbal sparring for today."
"Sure," I wasn't about to complain to talk to a cute boy.
I walked over to their table and smiled, "Hey, what can I get you guys?"
"Wow, Luke put you to work already? Rory this is Jess' twin sister Dallas. Dallas this is my daughter Rory and her boyfriend Dean."
"Nice to meet you," I said politely.
"Are you into books like Jess?" Rory asked trying to start conversation.
"Yeah, a little but I'm more of music and movie person."
"You would love my friend Lane then."
"Dallas, I'm going to the store you need anything?" Jess asked coming over to the table.
"No I'm good."
"Okay I'll be back later." He started to walk away.
"Hey Jess!"
"Yeah," He asked turning back around.
"You better not being going to buy what I think you're going out to buy."
"What do you think I'm going to buy?"
"You know what I think you're going to buy."
"Then you also know you can't stop me from buying what I'm going to buy. See ya later." He smiled and left.
I rolled my eyes and turned back to the table who were giving me a curious look,"Oh that? That's brother sister sparring. He was going out to buy cigarettes and I hate that he smokes."
"Yeah, that's a disgusting habit. Is Luke cooking or Caesar?"
"Caesar, to tell you the truth I don't know where Uncle Luke disappeared to."
"Aw man, alright I guess three cheeseburgers and fries?"
"Yeah," Rory and Dean agreed.
"Okay no problem."
I put the order in and saw Jess smoking outside the diner. I sighed and took off my apron.
"Excuse me for a second." I said to Lorelai and co.
I walked outside and up to Jess. He was smoking and smiling. I went up to him, pulled the cigarette from his mouth, and stomped it on the ground.
"Dallas! I just lit that!"
"Sucks for you, doesn't it? Give me the pack."
"No."
"Give me the pack or you're going in there and I'm going to make you give them their food. This will cause you to converse in a civil manner and I know you would just hate to do that."
"Fine, I'll serve them their food."
He smiled smugly and walked into the diner. I walked in after him and threw a near by rag at the back of his head.
"Dallas! My hair!"
"Oh I'm sorry that the rag I used to clean off every table and counter in the diner accidentally slipped threw my hands and hit your big head."
Lorelai, Rory, and Dean started to snicker at him. I walked past him and smiled that's when Uncle Luke burst through the door with a couple grocery bags.
"Whoa Uncle Luke what did you buy?"
"Dallas, just call me Luke please. I bought you some things and an air mattress for one of you to sleep in so the other one gets the cot until I can buy another one."
"I call the cot!" Jess and I yelled at the same time.
"I said it first, Jess."
"Bull I did."
"Fine we'll go to the tie breakers. Lorelai, Rory, Dean who said it first."
They put their heads together and spoke for a few seconds then Rory turned in her seat and smiled at us.
"Dallas said it first."
I laughed, "Sucks for you bro."
"Sucks for you bro," Jess mimicked taking one of the bags from Luke and going upstairs.
"Thanks guys," I smiled and brought them their food over.
After they left I went upstairs while Uncle Luke locked up. Jess was lying on the air mattress listening to music and reading when I walked in.
"Hey, can I ask you something Jess?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you embarrassed me in front of…"
"In front of who Rory, did I embarrass you in front of your girlfriend?" I teased while lying down on the cot.
"Shut up, Dal."
"I like her Jess; I think you should go for it."
"She has a boyfriend."
"Speaking of Dean, that's what I wanted to ask you about. If he wasn't Rory's boyfriend would you consider him a good guy?"
"No."
"You're not even trying are you?"
"No."
"Okay well how about this, is he good to Rory?"
"He's not right for her."
"I didn't ask that."
"Why do you care so much?"
"I don't…"
"Oh no… you like him?"
"Shut up Jess I do not."
"You better not. I don't want you anywhere near this guy."
"Whatever…" I closed my eyes and tried to block out Jess' horrible music while thinking about Dean…
