Nice: Due the many reviews I got for the last chapter saying that they want to know what happened to the boys I'm updating this fic early instead of waiting two or three weeks. I was going to update Moonlit Roses but I guess that can wait for a week or so. I loved how you guys tried to guess what they're going to wear.
Seto: So what as I wearing?
N: You'll see.
S: it better not be something bad!
N: Don't be such a baby! It won't be that bad!
S: Yeah right. I bet at the end I'll be scarred forever.
N: You aren't going to be scarred.
S: Yes I will.
N: No you won't. You'll be perfectly fine… Until the next chapter of course.
S: Well that's a relief. Hey wait a minute here. What do you mean 'until the next chapter?'
N: Never mind. I don't own anything.
S: You're hiding something, aren't you?
N: No I'm not! On with the fic!
Ch.14: Don't Cha Wish I Was Your Boy?
"OMG! You were right! They are singing 'Don't Cha!' laughed Alister as he looked at the stage.
The boys had the skimpiest, slutty, outfits known to man. Kaiba was wearing a leather midriff top that showed off his abs and he was desperately trying to make longer, a pair of very tight looking but very movable pair of black leather pants and black boots. Bakura was wearing some very sexy jeans and had an open shirt on that showed his chest. Yami was wearing what he usually wears, so he didn't feel uncomfortable in his outfit, unlike the rest. Marik was wearing a tight leather tank top with a pair of cream cargo pants.
"Why did I have to wear this?" whispered Kaiba. He was starting to feel cold with the midriff on.
"You are the only one tall enough to wear it!" said Bakura.
'This is the one time my height isn't an asset!' thought Kaiba.
The girls in the crowd were having a field day. They were drooling and screaming like fan girls.
"That Kaiba looks so hot that you could cook a steak off of him!" cried one girl.
"I know! And the other three seem so dark and evil…I just love boys like that!" cried another.
"Okay, quiet down people," said the announcer. "I'm going to introduce the selected song for us. These fine young men here will sing 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls. During the performance, you cannot jump up on stage and grab the boys, understood?"
The crowd nodded.
"Good now here they are and let's start the music!"
The music started and Kaiba grabbed the mic.
Kaiba singing
I know you like
me (other boys: I know you like me)
I know you do (others: I know
you do)
That's why whenever I come around he's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see
(it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you
should be home with me
The girls were entranced by Kaiba's sexy voice. They were staring directly at him and were lost in their own little worlds.
All
Kaiba:
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me
Marik:
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha,
don't cha
Bakura: Don't cha wish your boyfriend
was raw like me
Yami: Don't cha wish your
boyfriend was fun like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Bakura
Fight the feeling
(other: fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (others: leave it
alone)
Cause if it ain't love
It just ain't enough to
leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (others: let's keep it
friendly)
You have to play fair (others: you have to play fair)
See, I don't care
But I know he ain't gon' wanna share
While he was singing, Bakura was moving his hips in a very suggestive way causing most of the girls to faint.
"Wow! The girls are reacting more than the guys did with my song!" cried Serenity.
"I know. These girls are restraining themselves from jumping up on that stage and ripping the boys apart," said Mai.
Boys
K: Don't
cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me
M: Don't cha
wish your boyfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha
, baby
B: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me
YY: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Don't
cha, don't cha
Yami
I know I'm on
your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm
fun
And I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't
blind
"Looks like someone is singing about you," said Mai in a sing-song voice.
Tea blushed. "N-no he isn't! It's just a song! Just a song!"
"Okay, I get! It's just a song," said Mai.
'Oh Yami…' thought Tea.
"Hey, I just notice something!" said Serenity.
"What?" asked both girls.
"Where did the guys go?"
They looked around. She was right. All of the guys were gone.
"Where could they be?" wondered Tea.
Somewhere backstage
In a room far away form where the girls were, the guys of the group were huddled together.
"Seeing Kaiba and the Yami's in that kind of clothing was too much," said Joey.
The others nodded in agreement. "That has to be the weirdest act in the whole show," said Malik.
"There clothes show to much, if you know what mean," said Ryou.
"At least they're not wearing skirts," added Yugi. Everyone stared at him after this comment. "What? It seemed like something to say right know."
"Okay. We are forgetting what just happened, okay?" asked Ryou.
"Yeah."
"I wonder if they have lost any and all of their pride by now?" asked Tristan.
"Oh yeah. And this time we weren't for once responsible for the song," said Duke/
"I bet the judges are pleased now" said Mokuba.
In other part of Theater
The three judges were laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe.
"Oh God! I didn't think that it would be this funny!" said Dartz.
The other's couldn't speak before be falling over.
All
I know I'm on
your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm
fun
And I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't
blind
During those two verses, the boys were doing some very sexy poses. (I'm going to let you imagine the poses) The girls drool would have created a new lake inside the theater.
Marik
See, I know he
loves you (others: I know she loves you)
I understand (others: I
understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you
were my woman
Maybe next lifetime (others: maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (others: possibly)
Until then, Oh friend you're
secret is safe with me
The boys danced and Kaiba heard something rip. He looked back, and his seat had ripped!
'Oh man! This cannot get any worse!' he thought. Then the midriff ripped and fell on the floor. The girls sighed at the sight. Kaiba was glad that the song was almost over.
All
Don't cha wish
your boyfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your boyfriend
was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish
your boyfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your boyfriend
was fun like me
Don't cha, don't cha
The song ended and all the girls screamed. Kaiba did a quick bow and ran off stage.
"I'm glad that's over with," said Bakura. The other two nodded.
Serenity came up to them. " I need you guys help with something," she said.
"What is?" asked Yami.
"Well, Tea and I are singing a song and we needed two more girls to sing with us. Mai agreed to sing with us and we need someone else."
"You are not dressing me up as a girl!" cried the three Yamis.
"But who can I ask?" she whimpered.
Bakura thought for a minute and wicked smile appeared on his face. " I know who can help you. And he'll be willing to help."
"Who?"
"Follow me and I'll show you."
Bakura and Serenity walked to the dressing room where Kaiba disappeared to.
"How will we change him?" asked Serenity.
"By using magic of course," said Bakura as he put his hands on the door and chanted.
Suddenly, there was an explosion with pink smoke. And a voice rang out. "Who did this to me?"
A figure walked out of the smoke. Bakura stared and then snickered. Serenity gasped and said, " Oh my gosh, Kaiba you're a…"
To be cont
N: Oh my. What happed to Kaiba? What song was Serenity going to sing? Find out next time? Until then R&R!
