Nice: Hey everybody! Sorry for not updating The Singing Kaiba Brothers but my mother took my internet connection away from me and my school has now fire walled in the school library so couldn't put it up. Also you won't find out what happened to Kaiba for a while either. My computer erased that chapter so I'll be putting up a least three one shot chapters in its place until I can finish it. Is that okay with you?
Seto: You better finish it soon. I want to know what happened to me!
N: Hold you horses Seto. Once I'm done with the next few chapters. I will take these down and post them individually. These one-shots will be parodies of different shows. The first will be from the show The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. You know the ep. when Billy and Grim put the mask of the beast on Mandy and make her act nice or she'll turn into a monster? Well imagine the Yu-Gi-Oh gang doing that to Kaiba? Well here you go. Seto, do the disclaimer.
S: Nice doesn't own nothing.
On with the fic!
One-Shot #1: Kaiba Be Nice?
"Hey Bakura, what do you have in bag? Do you got any chocolate in there?" asked Joey as he searched the sprit's bag, tossing things out while he did. Bakura looked at him with annoyance.
"For the last time, I don't have any chocolate! I have some evil, magical things in there that a mortal like you can't comprehend!" he yelled loudly. Everyone in class looked at him weirdly. Bakura laughed nervously. "Did I say evil, magical things? I meant I have that CD by that band form the U.S. called "Some Evil and Magical Things." You haven't heard of them? They're great!" The class said "Oh." and went back to what they where doing. Of course, Yugi and the others knew what he meant and went over to him.
"Bakura, what did I say about bringing magical things to school?" asked Ryou.
"Um, not to do it?" he said.
"And what did you do?"
"I, uh, brought them anyway."
"And what did I say your punishment was going to be if you did?"
Bakura had tears in his corners of his eyes now. "Y-you w-were g-gonna t-take a-away all of my k-knives and melt them down!"
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't."
"Be cause I love you like a brother and I'm truly sorry for what I did," said Bakura with puppy dog eyes.
Ryou gave in to him. "Fine, I won't do it this time. But the next time I will!"
"Hey what is this?" asked Yugi as he picked up a purple mask with green spikes on the side.
"Give me that!" said Bakura as he snatched it from Yugi's hand. "This is the mask of the beast." He turned on a flashlight he had and faced it to the wall. "Put it on someone who is mean and it get stuck to their face. The only way to get it off is for that person to be nice to people," he said making a smiley face shadow puppet. "But if that person isn't nice, they'll turn into a monster!" He made a monster shadow puppet. He turned off the flashlight. "Do you understand?"
The Yugi-tatchi nodded. Just then, Seto Kaiba burst into the room and marched up to the gang. He looked pissed as he stopped in front of Joey.
"Hiya Kaiba. How are you this-," but he was cut off.
"Cut the crap you mutt! I know it was you who t.p.ed the trees in my yard last night!" he roared as he did a death glare at him.
Bakura interjected. "How do you know it was him?" Kaiba turned to face him.
"I bet you helped him you thief! You can break into almost anything so I know you did! And I also know that you three helped him!" he said angrily as he pointed to Malik, Tristan and Duke. They all sweated until Malik gave in.
"It was all them! I didn't even know about it! I swear to Ra I didn't! Please don't hurt me!" cried Malik.
"Nice way to rat us out man!" said Duke and Tristan.
"All of you are going to pay for this!" said Kaiba.
"All of us? I didn't even know what they did until now!" said Tea.
"Well tough luck. All of you will pay…as soon as I think up something."
"Kaiba, that's not fair, and you know it!" cried Yugi and Yami.
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of me not caring! Hahaha!" said Kaiba as he walked to his seat.
"Why is he so mean?" said Tea.
"Would it kill him to be forgiving?" asked Joey.
"Or at least nice for a change?" asked Duke.
"I wish that there was something that we could do to force Kaiba to be nice and to get back at him," said Ryou. Bakura looked as the mask that was still in his hands. Then and idea came to him. A sly smile formed on his face.
"Guys, I just got an awful idea," he said as he showed them the mask. Then as the idea clicked in their heads, an evil smile crept on to their faces. "I know we might pay for it later, but it's just too good to pass up!" An evil giggle escaped from Tea and Yugi's lips and Joey let out an evil laugh.
"What are you laughing about?" asked a boy.
Joey stopped. "Uh nothin'. Just laughing."
The boy turned away. "Freaks," he said under his breath.
Later
The gang stopped by Kaiba's house after school to tell Mokuba their plan.
"So you want me to put a mask on my brother that will turn him into a beast if he's not nice or polite to people?" he said uncertainly.
"Look, Mokuba if you don't want to help we-," started Yami.
"Who said I wasn't gonna help? This could be funny!" said Mokuba with laughter. "Just tell me what to do."
"Okay this is the plan…"
The next Morning
Kaiba walked into his kitchen yawning. Mokuba, who was sitting as the table eating his cereal, had to keep from laughing. Kaiba didn't notice that he had the mask on.
Kaiba sat down at the table and grabbed the newspaper and started to read it. Then he said to the kitchen maid. "Ren, I want a cup of coffee, black, no sugar. Two eggs, scrambled. Bacon, three pieces. And toast, golden brown. It better not be burnt this time." He put down the newspaper and Mokuba gasped as he saw that his brother's teeth had become sharp and pointy.
Kaiba heard Mokuba's gasp. "What? What's wrong?" he asked.
"Nothing Big Brother. You know what? I'll just go to school early today. See you later!" And with that, Mokuba ran out of the room. As soon as he was far away, he started to laugh.
"What's with him?" he asked the maid as she came to the table with his breakfast.
"I don't know Master Kai-Ahhh!" she screamed as she saw his teeth. She turned and ran.
"What is wrong with everyone today?" he wondered as he ate his breakfast.
At school
By the time Kaiba got to school he had pointy ears, a snout, and was burping bubbles.
He sat down and started to read. The gang looked over to him.
"I can't believe that he hasn't noticed yet!" whispered Tea.
"Hey look! Some girl is approaching him with a gift!" said Yugi.
The girl came up to him and stopped. Kaiba stopped reading and said, "Yes?"
The girl looked down nervously. "I made theses cookies for you," she said.
"And why should I take them?" he asked meanly smirking at her nervousness.
"I-I," she stammered and started to cry. Kaiba started to chuckle but as soon as he did a purple tail popped out of the seat of his pants. He saw it and let out a shriek.
"Don't worry Kaiba-kun. I think the tail and the mask make you look exotic," said the girl.
"Mask? What mask?" he asked. (hey that rhymed!
The girl pulled out a mirror. Kaiba took it and gasped. 'I look horrible!'
Joey and Tristan let out a laugh. Kaiba looked at them angrily. He stomped over to the gang. "You! You did this to me!" he screeched. The gang all started laughing. "Stop laughing, you monkeys, or I'll punch your face in! Now tell me how to get it off!" He gasped as he felt his eyes change to cat-like ones and he grew extra eye lids.
Ryou stopped laughing for minute. "Temper, temper Kaiba. You better be nice or something will happen to you!"
"Why? Why did you do this!" he cried.
"We got sick of you being mean to us and ordering us around. So we put the mask of the beast on you! If you're not polite, you'll turn into a hideous, horrible monster!" said Malik.
"But we can help you… Only if you say please," said Joey with a smirk.
Kaiba gulped and said, "Plea- gack! Cough! Hack! Gasp! Cough!" He stopped and took in a deep breath. "Pluease!" he said. Then inside he heard his pride crack and shatter. But the tail and snout disappeared.
Kaiba sighed, "Now if we could just do something about the eyes," he said to himself.
"That was good. But now say, 'Pretty please with cherries and ice cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips and sprinkles on top!' " said Joey.
Kaiba's face twisted in rage and said with fire coming out of his mouth, "I'LL KILL YOU!" The tail and the snout came back, his hands turned fuzzy and he grew claws and he started braying like a donkey.
"Watch that temper Kaiba or you'll turn full beast!" said Yami.
"I'll get this mask off my way!" he said and stormed out of the class room.
The teacher cleared her throat. "Well that was… interesting. You guys over there. Since you put that…thing on Mr. Kaiba. Why don't you make sure he doesn't hurt himself… or anyone else for that matter."
"Yes ma'am!" they said and walked out of the class room.
"Bakura, Joey, Tristan. Why don't you guys follow him and we'll wait at the shop. Make sure he doesn't kill himself," said Yugi.
"And that's a bad thing?" asked Bakura.
With Kaiba
Kaiba was in Bakura's neighborhood. He had gotten one of his guard dogs and tied some string around the collar and the other end to the mask. He pulled out a bag and got out of it and giant greasy hamburger.
"Fetch!" he said as he threw the burger far away. The dog ran after it and yanked on the mask. But instead of pulling it off, it pulled Kaiba along the ground.
"Stop! Stop you stupid dog!" he cried as he dragged along the pavement. They were about to pass Bakura's house. A couple was moving next door to him. Bakura saw this and thought, ' I hate new neighbors!'
"So is this neighborhood normal?" asked the man.
The salesperson laughed and said, " Of course it's normal! You even have two nice British boys living next door! This is the most normal neighborhood of all the west side!"
Then the couple saw Kaiba and his dog run by with him still saying, "Stop! Heel!"
The couple looked at the salesperson. " With the exception of a few freaks. What neighborhood doesn't one?"
"That is true," said the woman.
Bakura saw Joey next to a dandelion. He used some magic and the dandelion grew into a twenty foot tall monster and grabbed Joey by the head with its mouth. It started to swing him around.
"It's eating my head!" he screamed.
The couple stared as Tristan started to fight the dandelion.
"Look's like there's a little weed problem," said the man.
"A little? You call that little?" cried the woman.
"Like I was saying. You two look like east siders," said the salesperson as he pushed the couple away.
Bakura laughed his head off.
Later
A bruised and banged up Kaiba walked up to the door of the Turtle Game Shop. He knocked on the door once and it flew open.
"I knew you were gonna come!" said Yugi.
"What do I have to do?" he asked.
"Come in and we'll tell you."
Kaiba followed Yugi into the living room where everyone, including Mokuba, was sitting.
"Mokuba, you were in this too?" he asked.
"I thought it would be good for you if you were nice so I went along with it," said Mokuba.
"I think I know what you can do for us. Bake us cookies!" said Duke.
"And could you bring some Advil? I have a massive headache," said Joey. His hair was messed up and he had dandelion teeth marks on his face. ( do mutant dandelions even have teeth?
"What happened to you?" asked Kaiba.
"He was almost eaten by a dandelion!" cried Bakura laughing.
"What the-? How do you get eaten by a dandelion? They're like 6 in. tall!"
"Don't ask. Just don't ask," said Joey.
"But how?"
"This one was twenty feet tall man! I don't how it grew like that, but if that can of weed killer wasn't there…" said Tristan.
"That would've really suck if you had died. That would be the wimpiest way to die ever! Killed by a dandelion!" said Bakura.
"Hey! Why aren't you making cookies?" asked Malik to Kaiba. He sighed and made his way to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, Kaiba came out covered in flour holding a plate of cookies and Advil. Joey took the Advil and a cookie and the others took cookies as well. Malik put the whole thing in his mouth and said "Pretty good." Kaiba sighed as his hands turned to normal and his eyes went back to the way they were and tail went away.
"Thanks Kaiba for the Advil!" said Joey. Kaiba's ears and the braying went away. He was still purple though.
" The cookies were good…But not good enough!" said Malik as he smacked the tray of cookies from Kaiba's hands. Kaiba growled and the ears, eyes, and tail came back.
"Watch it Kaiba. You don't want to be a monster, do you?" asked Tea with a giggle.
"Let's see what can you do next? I know give some of us sponge baths!" said Duke.
"Isn't that going too far?" asked Yami.
"Yeah, uh, you might want to reconsider it," said Mokuba. He looked at his brother, who was trying to suppress his anger. 'He looks like he's about to blow. Maybe I can still get out of here,' he thought. While the others were arguing about the sponge baths, Mokuba slowly got up, motioned to Tea to get up too, snuck to the window and climbed out. The last thing he heard before he closed the window was, " Yeah! Make him do it with a smile!"
"Why did you do that?" asked Tea.
"I don't think you want to be in there when my brother finally explodes," said Mokuba who started to walk quickly down the street.
"Huh? Wait up!" cried Tea as she hurried up to him. Suddenly, they heard an inhuman roar coming from the shop and then screaming.
"I think we need to run now and get some distance between the shop and us!" cried Mokuba as he broke into a sprint down the street. Tea also started to run.
"Know a good place where we hide out?" asked Mokuba as he ran.
"Does the museum count?"
"Good enough for me!"
Back at the shop
"See! I- ow!- told you we might have to pay, but- ow!- it was too good to pass up. Ow!" said Bakura.
"I know, but it was- ow!- fun while it lasted. Ow, ow!" said the guys.
They were being held by Kaiba's many tails and were being kicked in the butt by the Kaiba monster. ( Use your imagination on how he looks right now
The Kaiba monster looks at the readers and says, " I could've done the sponge bath. But I draw the line at smiling while I do it! A man has got to have his principles. "
End I think
N: Hey guys how did you like this? I know it's not what you were waiting for and I'm sorry. Do you want the Kaiba monster to find Mokuba and Tea or should I do another one shot? What show do you want me to do next? R&R!
