Nice: Oh my! It's been so long! I was finally able to rewrite this chappie but it took me longer because of school and nosey teachers trying to see what was writing after I was done with my work. But now I'm outta school and its summer! So let's get this party started!

Seto: Whatever. They should be angry at you for making them wait three months.

N: Shut up! Hey you guys aren't really mad at me are you? Well if you are this chapter should crack you up! Oh and about the one shots. Those will be interlude chapters. Now do the disclaimer!

S: Nice doesn't own anything.

On with the fic!

Creole Lady Kaiba

"Oh my gosh Kaiba! You're a girl!" exclaimed Serenity as she looked at the figure that stumbled out of the pink smoke. A very tall girl with long chestnut brown hair, wearing a black leather tank top, a very short black skirt and black boots stood there in shock. The only way you could tell it was Kaiba was from her icy blue eyes and her voice.

Kaiba looked himself or is it herself over and then let out a scream that alerted everyone to them.

"Whoa! Who's the chick?" asked Duke.

Kaiba was about to speak when Serenity covered his mouth. "This is Setsuna. She's an old friend from when I was staying with Mom. She came to help us sing today," she said.

"Oh she did? Well hello there I'm Yugi and these are my friends," said Yugi as he gestured to the people behind him." I hope we get to know each other better."

'Please someone kill me or let me wake up from this nightmare! When I change back I'm going to kick Bakura's ass!' thought Kaiba.

"Um Serenity? Where's my brother?" asked Mokuba who was looking around.

"Yeah where is Kaiba? I bet he ran away!" said Joey.

"Um, Kaiba said that he got a call from Kaiba Corp. and will be back as soon as he can," said Serenity.

"Well okay. See you later Setsuna!" said the gang as they walked away. The only one's who remained were Serenity, Mai, Tea, Mokuba, Bakura, and Kaiba.

Mokuba walked up to Setsuna and looked her in the eye. "You're Seto aren't you?" he asked. Setsuna nodded. "NOOOO! My brother is a cross dresser!"

"No, no. It's not like that. That idiot Bakura turned me into a girl!" said Kaiba as he pointed to Bakura.

"No way! Kami-sama! This is rich!" exclaimed Mai.

"Hey Kaiba you make a cute girl. Hee, hee," giggled Tea.

"Will you stop laughing?.!" This isn't funny!" said Kaiba angrily. He stomped his foot down and put his hands on his hips. Tea and the others just laughed harder.

"You're killing me! I should've thought of this sooner!" said Bakura as he was laughing.

"Hahaha! And they call me the girlish one!" said Mokuba.

"Now that we've got that out of our system, lets help Kaiba change," said Mai. Kaiba paled.

'Oh no! I don't want to see myself like this! Even thought I have to admit it I do look hot. Where'd that come from?' thought Kaiba.

Tea, Mai, and Serenity dragged Kaiba, now Setsuna, to the dressing room.

"We'll blind fold you so you won't freak out and so you won't stare at us while we change. You may look like a girl but you still have a boy's mind," said Tea.

"Like you three have anything I would want to look at anyway," said Kaiba. The girls looked at him angrily. This made Kaiba shrink back in fear.

"We can tell everyone that you're a girl now Kaiba and ruin your rep. You don't want that to happen now do we?" threatened Serenity.

"Why don't we look good to you Kaiba? Does that mean that you're gay?" asked Tea with an evil smirk.

"No! I'm not! I-I just haven't found time for a girl yet," exclaimed Kaiba.

"Or maybe," said Mai ignoring Kaiba's exclamation, "He's asexual.."

"Doesn't that mean reproducing by budding?" asked Serenity.

She, Tea, and Mai got and image in their heads. It showed hundreds of chibi Kaiba running around attacking people. They shuddered and pushed away that thought for their minds.

"It can also mean he has no sexual preference. That means he's an it!" said Tea laughing.

"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry for saying anything!" said Kaiba. The girls smirked triumphantly.

"Took you long enough to say it! Now let's help you look pretty!" exclaimed Mai as they threw him down into a seat in front of a mirror. The girls looked dangerous as they held up a curling iron, lipstick, makeup, and girl shaving cream.

"Don't worry Kaiba," said Serenity sweetly, "This won't hurt a bit!" She got a dark look on her face when she held up some wax.

"NOOOOOO!"

Later

"Well, I think we are done girls. Great job!" said Mai as she wiped sweat off her forehead.

"Wow! The boys are going drool over you when they see you! That sounded so wrong right now…" said Tea.

Kaiba groaned in the chair. "Is it over? Man, I didn't know you girls do all that daily!"

"Yep. And now let's get out there and sing. You remember your lines right?" asked Serenity.

"Yeah…"

"Well then, let's go!" exclaimed Serenity as she and the other girls dragged him out to the stage.

"Ah! It seems our next contestants have come forward, but how is this little lady here?" asked the announcer dude.

"This is Setsuna. She'll be helping us today," said Tea.

"Oh okay. Well what are you ladies singing tonight?" he asked.

"We are singing Lady Marmalade from the movie Moulin Rouge," said Mai. "And we have Yami saying the last part of the song."

"Okay. Well here's Serenity, Mai, Setsuna , and Tea with Lady Marmalade!" said the announcer.

Kaiba

Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Serenity

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street

Serenity pointed to some guy in the front row. It just happened to be Raphael, who looked shocked.

She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

Valon laughed. "It seems you got Wheelers sister! Hahaha!" "Shut up Valon," said Alister.

Girls

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
( at this Serenity stuck a pose)

Kaiba aka Setsuna

What What, What what

Serenity

ooh oh

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Kaiba aka Setsuna

yea yea yea yea

Mai

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah

Unknowingly at the same time, Joey and Valon thought the same thing, 'Mai is so hot! I bet she means me!'

Girls

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Kaiba aka Setsuna

Yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

"Hey guys? That Setsuna girl…she sounds very familiar, doesn't she?" asked Ryou.

"Yeah…She does sound like a guy…But some girls' voices are like that anyway," said Tristan.

"If you only knew…" said Bakura under his breath.

"Did you say something Bakura?" asked Malik.

"Nope. Nothing at all…Heh…heh."

Girls

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...

Tea

hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more!

"Um, that sounded…very suggestive…" said Yugi.

"What? Isn't that in one of your dreams, eh Yugi?" asked Marik with a lecherous grin.

"N-No!" exclaimed Yugi with a blush.

The guys laughed.

Mai

Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5 (Serenity: 9 to5)

Serenity

Sleepin' the grey flannel life

Tea

But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more

Girls

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ( Tea: ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (
Serenity: all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (
Mai: ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ( Kaiba: C'Mon! uh)

Tea: Serenity: Mai:

Yami

Tea..( Tea: oh Leaeaa Oh)
Mai.. ( Mai: Lady Marmalade)
Setsuna...( Kaiba: hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Serenity...( Serenity: Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)

The Pharaoh here…

Girls and Yami

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...

The girls got a standing ovation and a few cat calls from a certain Aussie in the front row.

"Thank you! Thank you very much!" said Tea.

"You love us! You really love us!" said Serenity.

"I'm flattered really," said Mai.

Kaiba said nothing. He didn't want to give away his identity. Suddenly, a bouquet of roses landed at his feet. He/she picked them up and read the card. It said: "You and me in one hour. I'll take you to dinner. Meet me outside on the side of the building, Love, Ziggy."

'This isn't for me. It could be for one of the other girls,' he thought. Then, another flower landed next to him. This had a note to it as well. He read it and it said, "Yes. I mean you."

Kaiba paled. 'Oh crap! I need to see that Tomb Robber fast!' He quickly walked off back stage. Wait- pause- He looked at the first note. 'Ziggy? Could it be? Nah…But maybe…No it is not..' He kept walking until he found the gang.

"Hey! You were…great…out there?" said Duke as he saw Setsuna walk by a drag Bakura with her.

"What is that about?" wondered Marik.

Setsuna dragged him to a back room and pinned him against the wall.

"Turn me back now!" growled Kaiba.

Bakura laughed nervously. "Funny thing about that…heh heh heh."

"I'm not laughing!"

"Um, You won't be able to change back for two hours…"

"WHAT?"

To ne cont.

My Very First Omake!

The Gang Learns the F-word: From south park

Bakura is Cartman, Yami is Kyle, Kaiba is Stan, and Marik is Kenney Joey is Clyde, and Dartz is Mr. Garrison

"Okay class we're going, to start today with a few math problems. What is the square root of 144? Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot," asked Dartz. Joey raised his hand.

"Yes Joseph?"

"40?" asked Joey.

"Okay. Now let's get answer from someone who not a complete retard," said Dartz turning away from Joey.

"Hey I'm not a retard!"

Yami raised his hand. "I think I know the answer Mr. Dartz!"

Bakura mocks him. "Shut up! Stupid Tomb Robber!" said Yami angrly.

"Shut your mouth , You f(bleep)ing Pharaoh!" retorted Bakura.

"Bakura! Did you just say the "F" word?" said Dartz.

"…..Pharaoh?" asked Bakura stupidly.

"No, he's talking about "f(bleep)". You can't say f(bleep) in school you f(bleep)ing dumbass!" explained Yami.

"Yami!" said Dartz in surprise.

"Why the f(bleep) not?" asked Bakura.

"You just said f(bleep) again…," said an annoyed Kaiba.

"Kaiba!"

Marik was eating something and looked up at the situation. "Mmph!" he said with a mouth full of food.

"Marik!"

"What's the big deal? It's just a word. It doesn't hurt anybody! F(bleep), f(bleep)ity, f(bleep), f(bleep), f(bleep)!" said Bakura proudly.

"How would like to go the Counselor's office?" threatened Dartz.

"How would you like to suck my balls?" asked Bakura.

The whole class gasped.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" screamed Dartz in rage.

Bakura put his hands up in a "I'm sorry" gesture. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What I meant to say was…" Bakura pulls out a mega phone and says, " How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Dartz?"

Kaiba puts his head on his desk and says, "Holy (bleep), dude…"

End of Omake

N: I hope you liked it after such a long wait. Did you like the Omake? That part of South Park cracked me up! Well Kaiba is stuck as a girl fore a while and who is Ziggy? Is it the Judge or someone else? Find out next time! Oh give me suggestions for the Omakes! Peace and chicken grease! R&R!