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Gilmore Girls
I'm a concerned sister.
"So wait you and Rory are like a couple now?" I asked Jess while cleaning the counter.
"Yeah pretty much," He smiled.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, is she over Dean? I mean it's only been what? Two days?"
"Why do you care?"
"I'm a concerned sister."
"You're an annoying sister. I don't need to take this from you. I'm going out."
We slammed the register closed and left the diner. I sighed and was about to go out after him but Luke stopped me.
"What's wrong with him?"
"He and Rory are dating now and I'm just worried maybe she's not completely over Dean…Jess might get hurt."
"Your brother is a big boy he can handle it."
"Yeah, I guess. Do you mind if I go take a walk?"
"No, go ahead you worked all morning."
"Thanks Luke."
I walked outside and around the town trying to figure out what prank I should play first. Jess had already did the fake murder, the baseballs, and the gnomes. What else is there? I think I got one! It'll be an amateur prank but it's something. I'm going to need some help though. I walked over to the market and found Dean stacking things in the back.
"Hey…"
"Oh hey Dallas, what's up?"
"Just wondering how you're doing?"
"I'm okay…I guess. Is that really why you came by?"
"Well…that and I need your help with something."
"Sure what is it?"
"Well, I need to pull a prank on the town you know to let them know I'm not all happy and sunshine. I mean I am a Mariano after all."
"You need my help to pull a prank?"
"Yep, will you help?"
"Depends on what I have to do…"
"Come by the diner tonight at 8 and I'll explain everything okay?"
"I don't know…"
"What if I promise to keep Jess away?"
"Can you do that?"
"I can try." I gave him y most winning smile and he caved.
"Alright I'll see you at 8."
I smiled again and walked out. When I came back to the diner that night Jess and Rory were sitting at one of the tables. I ran over and grabbed Jess' shoulder.
"Leave."
"What?"
"I need you to leave?"
"No, we were here first."
"Jess please…"
"Why?"
"Because I asked someone to come over tonight to help me something I know for a fact that neither of you are going to want to see this person."
"Who is it?" Rory asked.
I fake coughed the name but Jess recognized it.
"Dean? You asked Dean over?"
"He has to help me with something please Jess just leave."
"No!"
"Come on Jess, I don't want to be here if he is…" Rory pleaded.
"No way, they can go somewhere else."
"Fine Jess, you gave me no other option…Luke! Luke, come out here please!"
Luke stumbled out of the kitchen saying something about the damn oven. I pointed at Jess and started to rant.
"He wont leave. Dean is coming over to help me with something and Jess refuses to leave. Please make him."
"Just take Dean upstairs."
"What?" Jess yelled, "You won't let Rory and I up there but she can go up there with Dean?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because I trust her."
Just then Dean walked in. Jess was about to stand up when I pressed on his shoulder and pushed him back down. I grabbed Dean by the arm and yanked him away.
"We can go upstairs Dean. Come on."
Before either of the men could say anything we were in the upstairs apartment.
"I thought you said he wasn't going to be here…" Dean mumbled.
"Well technically he isn't…now." I smiled innocently.
He cracked a smile, pulled off his jacket, and sat down at the kitchen table. I followed suit and sat across form him.
"Okay so this prank…what do we do?"
I gave an evil smile and began to tell him all about my plan to piss off Taylor.
"Okay so I noticed that Taylor freaks about the littlest things so I decided to steal all the signs from every business in town."
"That's a lot of signs."
"Yes, it is…"
"Why do you need my help?"
"Well, as you can see I'm merely 5 foot 4 and you're what 6 foot?"
"6 foot 4 actually."
"Holy shit... okay so yeah. I need your help getting all the signs down. Are you in?"
I stuck out my hand and waited form him to take it. I could easily use a ladder to get the signs but I wanted to include Dean for two reasons: one to take his mind of Rory and two to put his mind on me. So technically this plan has several points to it. He smiled and shook my hand.
"I'm in."
"Excellent."
