Nice: Hi everybody! I can't believe it's been 10 months since I started this story. I am so glad! Thanks to all my loyal reviewers and readers, thanks to you this fic will live on!

Seto: Yeah whatever.

N: Somebody's grumpy. Also, 4kids is so evil cutting out Yugi's little internal monologue at the end. But that's what subbed versions are for, to fix these cuts.

Now on to our story, last time Kaiba was turned into a girl by Bakura and forced to sing with Tea, Serenity, and Mai. Now, he is stuck as a girl for two more hours and has a date with a man named Ziggy. So what will happen to him now?

I don't own anything.

On with the fic!

Ch.16 Dance, Dance Boys!

"You better be joking, Bakura or I will kill you!" roared Kaiba.

Kaiba still had Bakura pinned to the wall and was still in shock at the date he has with the admirer named Ziggy.

"You kill me? Ha! If I die, the spell will last forever," he said with a grin. Kaiba let Bakura go and he straightens his clothes out. "Besides, it's not like someone asked you out on date, right?"

Kaiba visibly cringed. Bakura gasped and then started to laugh. "Someone did? Hahaha! When's the 'date' Kaiba-girl?" asked Bakura with a smirk.

"In an hour," sighed Kaiba, "I am so screwed…"

"Damn straight you are! Ra, I didn't this would happen when I did the spell. Hahaha! This is a plus!"

"Shut up! You got me into this mess so you are going to help me get out of it!" said Kaiba.

"Fine, fine. So tell me, who is the fool who asked you out?"

"The card said Ziggy. But I don't know who it is."

"Ziggy…Is it that the pink haired guy with accent?"

"Yeah…but it can't be him. Why would be at our school anyway?"

"Yeah. You're probably right."

The hidden judge box

Ziggy was getting ready for his date with Setsuna. He was currently brushing out his long pink hair. Ziggy sighed at the thought of his darling 'Setsuna.'

"She zis so beautiful! Ahhh! I can not wait for our date!" he sighed as he put some cologne on.

"Can you please stop? We do have a job here!" said Dartz.

"Yes. You can swoon over your blue eyed beauty later," said Pegasus.

"You two are just mad because I have a date and you don't," teased Ziggy.

"Why you little brat! I'll show you mad!" roared Dartz as he lunged for Ziggy but Pegasus stopped him.

"Calm down gentlemen. We must finish the task at hand: judging and laugh at Yugi-boy and his friends," said Pegasus.

Dartz sighed. "You're right. So who's our next victims?" he asked as he sat down.

Ziggy stopped primping a pick up a paper. "Yugi and his three buddies," he said as glanced at it. He then tossed it to Dartz and got back to primping.

"This should be good," said Pegasus. He sighed as he glanced over at Ziggy, who was admiring himself in a mirror.

"He's more girly than Alister and he looks like a girl," whispered Dartz to Pegasus.

In the front row

Alister sneezed. "Someone's talking about me," he said as he looked around.

"What? No one said anything," said Valon.

"I sneezed. When you sneeze it means some one is talking about you," said Alister.

"Who would talk about you?" asked Raphael.

"Valon."

"Hey!"

Backstage

"Ya know. Bakura and Setsuna have been gone a long time," said Joey.

"Yeah, maybe they making out," said Marik with a grin.

"Oh, I don't think that they are doing anything like that," said Mokuba with a laugh.

"They're probably just 'talking,'" said Tea.

"Okay. So who's next?" asked Yami.

"It's me, Joey, Tristan, and Duke," replied Yugi.

"Good luck guys!" said Ryou as he ate his cream puffs.

The boys walked onto the stage. "So what are you three boys singing for us?" asked the announcer dude.

"We are singing 'Dance, Dance' by Fall Out Boy," said Joey.

"Oh that's a good one! Well here we go people! Here's Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Duke singing 'Dance, Dance!"

Yugi

She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
A joke of a romantic stuck to my tongue
And weighed down with words too overdramatic
Tonight it's "it cant get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like"..

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I write them
So you need them just to get by

"That does sound like something Yugi would say if he tried to ask some out," said Yami. "Don't you agree Tea?"

Tea blushed. "Uh, I wouldn't know. I've never been on a date date with him!"

"So why are you blushing?"

"Uh…."

The Boys

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Joey

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (love)

Boys

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Duke and Tristan

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

"That's sounds…suggestive…" said Serenity.

"Yeah…why would they sing a song like that?" asked Malik.

"I knew they were perverts deep down inside!" said Marik.

"Not Yugi! He's not a pervert like the other guys!" said Tea.

Everyone coughed. "Right, you keep thinking that," said Yami quietly.

"The only one among us guys that who is not a perv is Kaiba. Right Mokuba?" asked Ryou.

"Yeah! Kaiba and perv are not to be put in the same sentence," said Mai.

"I don't think he's a perv," said Mokuba.

"Speaking of him. When will he back? Not like I care or anything. It would've been funny to hear his two cents about this," said Marik.

In the room where he and Bakura were planning who to get out his date, Kaiba sneezed.

"I don't when he'll be back," said Mokuba.

Back to the stage

Boys

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance this is the way they'd love
Dance this is the way they'd love
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance

The crowd screamed and applauded. People were saying "You rock!" or "We love you!" The boys bowed and walked off the stage. They found the guys in a deep conversation about pervs. They were sitting in little chairs and had glasses on and sipping coffee or in Mokuba's case, chocolate milk.

"True, true. But what actually makes a perv a perv really?" asked Marik thoughtfully as he sipped some coffee.

"Well, isn't some one who looks at some one of a different gender?" said Ryou as he pushed up his glasses.

"So you mean when you look at your friends or family with love, that makes you a pervert?" asked Yami.

"No, but…"

"Huh?" said all four boys in confusion.

"What the heck is going on here?" whispered Joey.

"I have no earthly idea. Let's just look for Bakura and Setsuna," said Yugi as he slowly backed away from the group and turned around.

The four freaked out boys ran from the room.

Meanwhile

"Argh! I can't think of anything to get me out of this mess!" screamed Kaiba or Setsuna in frustration. Bakura was busy getting some cameras ready.

"What-What are you doing! You are supposed to be helping me!" roared Kaiba.

"Oh. I gave up awhile ago. Instead, I'm getting ready to take blackmailing pictures of you and put them on the internet," said Bakura.

"What! I'll kill you!" she got up and slowly walked over to Bakura.

"N-now Kaiba. Remember, you can't kill me or you'll be stuck like that forever," said Bakura as he backed away.

"Well, I can sure as hell come close!" she leapt in the air to jump him.

"No! Stop!"

To be cont.

N: Heh. Will Bakura survive Kaiba's wrath? Will Kaiba get out his date with Ziggy? Find out next time! Meanwhile, R&R people!