The part where the Princesses are beautiful, the guys are flustered, Bowser and Rosalina playfully banter, and Junior is adorable.

Also, Peach is very embarrassed, Rosalina is chill, Wendy is mischievous yet kind, Kammy is mischievous but wise, and Daisy...

...Well...she's Daisy. This was rated-T for a reason...I have no idea what it is.

Not a single clue...


This is my life now, apparently. I dunno how it happened, but this is essentially my life right now.

Bowser thought while running his paw through his hair and gazing at the gathering scene before him Everything was being set up right nicely and orderly, with everyone pitching in through some way or another. Many koopas, goombas, and magikoopas were helping setting several things up and making sure everything in place.

...Though several of their key males were a bit...distracted by some of their guests.

"Why must you be so modest, Peach? I know you're a pretty tough Princess. You know that you're a pretty tough Princess. Don't be ashamed of reminding yourself once in a while!~" Daisy chirps cheerily as she was lightly poking Peach in her chest, causing a slight gasp.

"C-Cut that out! Not only is that rude...but it also tickles..." Peach grumbled while pulling back from Daisy's touch and covering her chest with a bright blush. "Besides, I wouldn't feel so nervous about acknowledging how pretty I am if I was a bit more modest...I'm in a bikini, Daisy! That's...one of the least modest attires to wear in the history of attires!" She soon pouted adorably while looking around. "I haven't had much time to get used to being exposed like this..."

"You're wearing a sarong, which gives quite a bit of cover around your thighs...heck, yours is shorter than Rosalina's, which means the mentality is in there somewhere! Ah whatever, I'll take what I can get." Daisy shrugged. "I'm used to being more exposed. My Kingdom is within a desert, so I suppose it's just me having more time than you did."

"Aren't you more resistant to desert heat though?"

"I am. But it feels a bit nicer when I don't have a hot as heck dress on during the occasional intense heat wave."

"I...suppose that's reasonable."

"I knew you'd see something my way. Besides, it isn't like we're the only ones to appreciate it." Daisy suddenly whistles-without warning Peach, thus slightly hurting her ears-and waves over to the Mario Bros. "Yooohoooo! Boooyyyys!~"

"...She's calling for us, bro. I'm a bit nervous to turn around." Luigi whispered to Mario.

"Unfortunately only worse things will happen if we blatantly ignore her." Mario replied back.

"So...do we turn?"

"For better or worse...I'd rather not see how Daisy can get worse."

"That's a fair point..."

"Yeah..."

With quite a degree of reluctance, the Mario Bros turned around to see what Daisy wanted...they soon had a decent idea as to what that is. Daisy was the one who was quite intentionally posing for Luigi, slightly leaning to the side while turned slightly. Then she just as intentionally licks her thumb and sticks it to her butt, resulting in a slight 'tsss' along with actual smoke. The audacity put a dark shade of red both on Luigi and Peach's faces. Mario rubbed his chin while leaning towards Luigi.

"Hey...she tends to do that whenever she scores a major win in soccer, right?"

"Yeah...she does..." Luigi turned away while holding his nose. "I have no idea why...really, I don't...'

"D-Daisy! Have you no shame?!" Peach gasped in shock once again.

"Nope! Not today!~" Daisy grinned brightly.

"Goodness, show some restraint! I can't do these things as freely as you!" Peach pouted at her once again. Though during her slight rant, she failed to notice she was hugging her chest a bit too tightly, which resulted in her admirable bust being pushed up slightly. She looked towards the boys again, only to blink in confusion as Mario was turned away and whistling the day away once again. "Mario...is something the matter...?"

"...Nope. Everything is fine." Mario mumbled while trying not to focus on her chest, so he went to her legs...a mistake, he was blushing harder now. Now back to her hips and midriff...also a mistake, even more blush. Trying once more, he focused on her flowing golden hair, as well as her shining sea blue eyes. The blue eyes captured him the most, as they were filled with life, curiosity, and all-loving kindness, as well as a great inner strength that too many tend underestimate. This relaxed him slightly, and even caused him to smile. "You look beautiful, Princess Peach."

"U-Um...thank you, Mario.~"

Meanwhile Luigi was still debating on whether or not he should turn back around and gaze towards Daisy. He eventually decided to chance it and look towards the tomboy princess...yup. She still had that incredibly flirtatious look in her eye, her eyes also being blue and also possessing inner strength. There was a highly passionate competitive streak within them, which also matched the fiery color of her hair, even though it was more of a reddish brown, but still, they reflected her free spirit. She relishes in the attention she gets when she competes and wins, but she only truly cares about the thoughts of her loved ones. Her fire provides light, protecting her friends and burning all who intend to harm them. Daisy was strong, stronger than most would know. She just hasn't had many chances to show it outside of competition. He, Mario, Luigi, and Peach knew her strength better than anyone else, and she was strong in many ways.

Luigi would smile and scratch his ear. "You look amazing, Daisy."

"D'awww, thanks Weegiee!~"

Bowser huffed at the two of them, before he turned towards a certain galactic princess staring out into the ocean. He didn't move towards her, simply admiring her from where he stood. She watched the ocean waves come to and from her, the water occasionally reaching her feet. Her hands were clasped behind her back as her blonde hair flew freely with the coming winds. Her lengthy sarong joined with the gentle dance of the wind, with slight sparkles and star bits emitting from her body as well. And while he did think of her physical form as attractive, highlighting her as a mature woman than Peach-said sarong still left enough view for one long, smooth leg; an admirable bust, curvy hips-he wasn't entirely focused on that since it's usually all hidden under her dresses. He was a bit more lost within the majestic aura she carried with every movement, the wisdom she carried with almost every action she took that wasn't entirely playful, and the calm mature kindness she holds that balances his fiery temper, and might even overwhelm it...

She's beautiful...

"Thank you."

"G-GAH!" Bowser gasped as Rosalina suddenly turned towards him with a knowing smile on her face. He blushed deeply while stomping the ground. "W-What did I tell you about that whole telepath junk! S-S-Stupid Space Girl! Galactic Annoyance! Cosmic Pain in the butt!"

"Ooh. Such creative names today.~" Rosalina chuckled.

Bowser groaned, facepalming. "It's not fair. You're always so calm. So frustratingly chill." He looked back on his clash with Dry Bowser, and how quickly Rosalina lost patience with him...and even then she didn't raise her voice too much. "Even when you get legitimately angry when standing up for her friends, you're still tranquil about it. How do you do it?"

"Years of practice."

"How does...oh." Rosalina was centuries old at the least, including several rebirths of the universe. She only recently began directly interacting with Mushroom World.

"...So we have confirmed that my visage does indeed captivate you. Very good to know." Rosalina said with a sly smile. "Do I have permission to be flattered now, King Bowser?~"

"...You've acquired a taste for messing with me, and I feel like I'm at a major disadvantage." Bowser muttered, folding his arms and turning away with a mild blush. "Fine. I will admit that your beauty does contain some charm to it, lots of it. Will you ease up now that I've admitted that?"

"A bit." Rosalina chuckled into her hand. "Apologies. It appears I've grown a habit for teasing you. You have this sura of cuteness around when you're flustered.~"

"W-Wha?! Preposterous! The King of Great Koopa Klan is NOT cute!"

"Oh?" Rosalina tilted her head. "I'm quite certain that Junior inherited quite a bit of your cuteness. Actually...it's more than that, Junior is adorable."

"Hey, hey now! Junior is a very strong inheritor of the Koopa Klan's will. He's gonna be strong, he's gonna be smart, and he's gonna awesome. But he will NOT be adorable." Bowser harrumphed. "A great future King of the Koopas is not meant to be adorable!"

"Mama Rosalina!" Junior came running over to the two of them, lifting his paws up to Rosalina while standing on his toes. "Look Look! I found several seashells on the beach! These shiny ones are for you!~"

"Oh my. These do have quite the shine on them. Must be due to the Shine Sprites." Rosalina smiles as she accepts the gift he presented her, then reached down to affectionately pet his head. "This was quite a wonderful find, Junior. Good job!~" Junior beamed proudly at the praise while cheerfully wagging his tail and nuzzling into her hand. "I'll be sure to hold onto them. We'll join you in a moment, you can go on ahead without us."

"Okay!~" Junior chirped while turning around and leaping off to join his siblings.

Rosalina turned around towards Bowser, smiling quietly towards him with a calm 'I told you so' vibe. The fact that it was given without any malice irritated him, enough for him to pout childishly.

"...That was simply him completing a mission he deemed important. Doesn't count in the slightest."

"I'm quite certain of that, Bowser."

"I'm serious!"

"As am I, Bowser."

"Darn it, I really do mean it!"

"Mhm.~"

"Don't get all sing-song about it!"

"I have no idea what you mean.~" Rosalina chuckles as she moves on from him, going on to rejoin Junior. Bowser grumbled while pinching the bridge of his nose.

This woman is gonna drive me crazy...

SMACK!

"OW!"

"Oi! Pops! Watch yer head!" Roy called out as the frisbee he threw bounced off Bowser's head, right back into his paw. "Ya gotta dodge when a flyin' disc comes at you at such a speed!" Roy lightly lowered his shades with raised eyebrows. "Ya do know what dodgin' is, don't ya?"

"Dad's not too good at dodging. He's much better at tanking, which includes tanking blows to his body and ego.~" Iggy chuckled.

"Tch..."

"Having a good time, Daddy Dearest?" Wendy called out, a giant leaf providing her shade, her sunglasses covering her eyes, with a strawberry smoothie in her paw. "The girls are so beautiful today, aren't they?"

"Indeed they are! I still tend to outrank them slightly, though. Kehahaha!~" Kammy laughed uproariously, snapping her fingers. "Hey, Kamek! Mind fannin' a bit faster?"

"Why am I doing this...?" Kamek groaned in annoyance while continuing to fan Kammy, and several Koopas and Goombas fanned Wendy.

"Because that's what a gentleman magikoopa does. You ARE a gentleman, right Kamek?~" The silent threat made him fan faster.

"D'oh..."

"Anyway, are you having fun, Daddy? I'm certainly having fun.~" Wendy cooed while sipping from her smoothie. She tilted her head, before setting it down on a small Goomba. "A bit too bland. Bring it back with a bit more...of a flair to it.~" The Goomba would waddle off, obeying the Princess's orders.

"You too are having far too much fun with this. Why's it gotta be at my expense, huh?" Bowser grumbled.

"It's far too interesting to see how you get through it all." Kammy admitted. "Admit it. Deep down, you're having a bit of fun too. Isn't this so much better and more relaxing than racking your brain for weeks trying to come up with another troublesome scheme of yours to conquer Mushroom Kingdom?"

"I...I suppose I can't deny the enjoyment for the change of pace..." Bowser grumbled.

"Go on and keep having fun, Daddy Dearest. I'll just be here enjoying the sun, and the smooth, falm movement of the ocean waves.~" The Goomba came back to Wendy. She takes the glass, as well as a gentle sip. Her eyes sparkled. "Wow! Sparkling Strawberry Smoothie! Well done!~"

"I prefer the Blueberry Fruit Smoothie myself." Ludwig said while passing by, lightly tapping Bowser's paw. "I wish you luck, Father."

"...Ngh...fine. We aren't done talking though." Bowser folded his arms as he turned around and moved back to join the others.

Kammy turned towards Wendy. "We're not done messing with your father, are we?"

"No way. I'm having fun with this as well. I won't end it so easily."

"Are ya sure? Bowser might take quite a chunk outta your allowance for helpin' me mess with him so much.~" Kammy grins mischievously.

Wendy lifted her shades again. In the not-too-far distance, Bowser has rejoined Rosalina and Junior. Junior happily holds Rosalina's hand in one paw, and Bowser's paw in the other. Bowser was flustered, though he then grumbled and simply went with it since Junior seemed happy. Rosalina smiles softly as the trio continued onward to join their friends.

"Ya know what you always tend to say? 'There's more valuable things in life than money.' Me being the greedy, spoiled little princess, I didn't really believe you. Though I see my family having a good time, having a jolly time with my frenemies, my baby brother's the happiest he's ever been in years, and Daddy...has a new opportunity in front of him..and slowly becoming more willing to take it, and thus be a much happier Koopa..." Wendy smiles and lowers her shades, taking a relaxed sip from her smoothie. "I think I've finally changed my mind."

Kammy's mischievous smile slowly turned into a warm and proud one.

"Very good, Princess. Very good..."


I'm doing much more with the likes of Wendy and Kammy than I thought I would. I don't think that's bad. Just unexpected.

I'm a bit happy with it, to be totally honest.