DBZ - The Accident Goku - Chichi, me and Gohan are going out for a while!

Chichi - Okay. Where are you two going?

Gohan - Over to Vegeta's house.

Chichi - Okay-- what?

Goku - See ya later!

Gohan - Bye Mom!

Chichi - Why on earth would they be going over to Vegeta's house?

(at Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - (reading a newspaper)

Bulma - (painting her nails)

(ouside Vegeta's house)
Gohan - Man, this is going to be so funny!

Goku - Yeah, I can't wait to see Vegeta's face when we chuck a rock through his window!
(starts laughing) This is going to be hilarious!

Gohan - How big a rock do you want Dad?

Goku - A big one Gohan!

Gohan - How's this? (hands him a big rock)

Goku - Perfect son! Now watch your father and learn how it's done! Then maybe next time you can throw the rock!

Gohan - Yeah!

Goku - Here we go! (throws the rock)

(inside Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - (still reading a newspaper)

Bulma - (still painting her nails)

(suddenly, a rock flies through their living room window and nails Vegeta right in the face)

Vegeta - AHHH, MY FREAKIN' EYE!

Bulma - Oh my God!

(outside Vegeta's house)
Goku - (laughing hysterically) I got him!

Gohan - Uh...dad? I think he's hurt!

Goku - (still laughing) I know!

(inside Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - My God; I think that rock shattered my retina!

Bulma - I'll call the paramedics! (runs off)

Vegeta - GOD ALMIGHTY!

(outside Vegeta's house)
Goku - Oh crap...I think your right...I think we did hurt him...badly...

Gohan - (gulps) Now what!

Goku - WE RUN AWAY LIKE FREAKIN' HELL! (runs away)

Gohan - Hey! Wait for me! (runs away)

(at Goku's house)
Goku - (runs inside and slams the door frantically)

Gohan - (follows him)

Chichi - Goku! Gohan! What's going on! You both look really scared!

Goku - Uh...(looks at Gohan)

Gohan - Uh...(looks at Goku)

Chichi - Well?

Goku - Uh...we were being chased by a dog...yeah! Right Gohan? (laughs nervously)

Gohan - Right Dad! (laughs nervously)

Chichi - Okay...Anyways, I've already made lunch; it's out in the--

Goku - (already eating)

Gohan - (already eating)

Chichi - --kitchen.

(in the kitchen)
Goku - (eating quickly)

Gohan - (eating quickly)

Chichi - So you two, how's Vegeta and Bulma doing?

Goku - (chokes violently) (looks at Gohan)

Gohan - (looks at Goku)

Goku - (still violently choking) (angrily) What are you implying?

Gohan - (quietly) Idiot...

Chichi - What? All I asked was how they were doing!

Goku - (trying to stop choking) How would we know anyway?

Chichi - Well...didn't you visit Vegeta and Bulma just a while ago?

Goku - (still choking) Oh yeah! Right! (face turning blue) They're both fine! (laughs nervously)

Gohan - Right! Fine! (laughs nervously)

Goku - (choking violently)

Chichi - Goku?

Goku - (falls to the ground and stops moving)

Gohan - That can't be good.

(later on, at Goku's house)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi are watching TV)

Chichi - You know, I think I'm gonna give Bulma a call and see how she's doing...

Goku - Eh! (chokes on his food)

Gohan - Eh! (looks at Goku) (whispers) Dad, if she calls there, she'll find out!

Goku - (still choking) Uh...Chichi...(coughs)...wait! (coughs)

Chichi - What is it Goku?

Goku - You can't call there! (chokes loudly)

Chichi - Why not?

Goku - Because...uh...er...um...me and Gohan accidentally blinded Vegeta in one eye with a rock!

Gohan - (slaps his forhead) Idiot!

Chichi - YOU AND GOHAN DID WHAT?

Goku - It was an accident Chichi! And Gohan's not to blame, I threw the rock!

Chichi - For the love of God Goku...

Goku - We didn't mean to blind him! We only meant to play a practical joke on him!

Chichi - We have to go and visit him at the hospital!

Goku - But--

Chichi - And you two need to tell him that it was you two who through that rock and blinded him!

Gohan - But Mom, if we tell him that, he'll kill us both!

Chichi - Yeah well, the both of you deserve what we gives you!

Goku - Or how about this? How about we just send him a nice 'get well' card and some balloons from all of us and just put this whole thing behind us?

(long silence)

Goku - Okay, I'll take that as a no.

(later that night)
Goku - Uh, man I'm tired!

Chichi - I refuse to share a bed with a man like you!

Goku - (pushes her off of the bed) Okay then, you can sleep on the couch!

Chichi - .

(the next morning)
Chichi - Are you two ready to go?

Gohan - Yeah! (walks in)

Goku - Yep (walks in)

Chichi - Goku, please tell me that you're not planning on going to the hospital dressed like that!

Goku - What? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?

Chichi - A pink T-shirt and short-shorts? My God!

Goku - Well what do 'you' think I should wear, huh?

(a few minutes later)
Goku - (wearing a suit) Chichi, this suit is very uncomfortable!

Chichi - I should be, considering that I originally bought it for Gohan!

Goku - My God, I'm wearing a childs suit?

Gohan - (chuckling)

Chichi - Lets just go already! Jeez, by the time that we get there, his eye will already be healed!

Goku - Yeah, that's right...(whispers) Quick Gohan, stall her!

Gohan - Dad, the last time that I listened to you, look what happened!

Goku - You have a point there son.

(in the garage)
Chichi - (get's inside the car)

Gohan - (get's inside the car)

Goku - (stops) Uh...Chichi, I'm suddenly not feeling well; I think you and Gohan'll have to go without me! (laughs nervously)

Chichi - (angrily) Get in the car Goku!

Goku - Yes mam.

(at the hospital)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi all walk into the hospital)

Chichi - (to the receptionist) Hello, do you know which room a Mr. Vegeta is currently in?

Receptionist - He's in room 312 on the third floor.

Chichi - Thank you. Now Gohan, you come with me; Goku I need you to go and get some 'get well'
balloons from the gift area.

Goku - Sure thing Chichi! (leaves)

Chichi - Now let's go visit Vegeta, Gohan.

Gohan - God help me.

(in the gift area)
Goku - Hello, can I get some balloons?

Man - Yes sir, what kind of balloons?

Goku - Just give me anything!

(in Vegeta's room)
Chichi - (walks in the room)

Gohan - (walks in the room)

Bulma - Oh, Chichi and Gohan! What a pleasant surprise! Vegeta, wake up, we have visitors!

Vegeta - (sleeping)

Bulma - (slaps him five times) WAKE UP YOU INGRATE!

Vegeta - (wakes up) God almighty; what now?

Bulma - Chichi and Gohan came to visit you!

Vegeta - (sarcastically) Oh joy!

Bulma - You'll have to excuse Vegeta for being in such a bad mood, but he's had quite a bad day!

Chichi - Yeah, I heard! How is his eye going to be?

Bulma - The doctors say that it should heal within one to two weeks. But until then...

Vegeta - I have to wear an eyepatch! My God, I'm going to look like a damned pirate!

Gohan - (laughs)

Vegeta - I'm glad that you find this whole thing so damned funny! Oh well...at least you didn't bring Kakarot with you...

Chichi - Uh...

Gohan - Er...

Vegeta - Oh God...he did come didn't he?

Chichi - He should be here any minute; I sent him out to get Vegeta some 'get well' balloons.

Bulma - Oh, how nice!

Goku - (walks in) Hey all!

Bulma - Hi Goku!

Vegeta - (grumbles to himself)

Goku - Hi Vegeta! I felt really bad for you when I heard about your eye injury, so I bought these nice balloons for you! (hands him the balloons)

Vegeta - (looks at the balloons) 'Congradulations on the New Baby'?

Goku - Huh? (looks at the balloons) AH, CRAP!

Chichi - For God's sakes...

Vegeta - (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Kakarot. I'm so glad that you remembered about my new baby! My God...can this day get any worse?

Goku - Uh...yes?

Vegeta - ...

Chichi - Goku, maybe this isn't the best time to tell him--

Gohan - Dad--

Goku - I have something to tell you...

Vegeta - Good God, what now?

Goku - ...It was me who threw that rock through your window and injured your left eye...

Vegeta - ...

Chichi - ...

Goku - ...

Gohan - ...

Bulma - ...

Goku - ...um...yeah!

Vegeta - (face turns red)

Goku - (scared) Uh! It was just an accident, it was just supposed to be a practical joke!
(laughs nervously)

Vegeta - (face turns even redder)

Goku - Uh...Gohan was also in on it!

Gohan - Dad!

Vegeta - (eyes start to bulge in anger)

Goku - (laughs nervously) Look, why don't we all just put this behind us and be friends again? (laughs nervously)

(one hour and several broken bones later)
Goku - (laying in a hospital bed) I told you that we should have just sent him a 'get well'
card and some balloons.

THE END!