Chichi - Okay. Where are you two going?
Gohan - Over to Vegeta's house.
Chichi - Okay-- what?
Goku - See ya later!
Gohan - Bye Mom!
Chichi - Why on earth would they be going over to Vegeta's house?
(at Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - (reading a newspaper)
Bulma - (painting her nails)
(ouside Vegeta's house)
Gohan - Man, this is going to be so funny!
Goku - Yeah, I can't wait to see Vegeta's face when we chuck a rock through his window!
(starts laughing) This is going to be hilarious!
Gohan - How big a rock do you want Dad?
Goku - A big one Gohan!
Gohan - How's this? (hands him a big rock)
Goku - Perfect son! Now watch your father and learn how it's done! Then maybe next time you can throw the rock!
Gohan - Yeah!
Goku - Here we go! (throws the rock)
(inside Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - (still reading a newspaper)
Bulma - (still painting her nails)
(suddenly, a rock flies through their living room window and nails Vegeta right in the face)
Vegeta - AHHH, MY FREAKIN' EYE!
Bulma - Oh my God!
(outside Vegeta's house)
Goku - (laughing hysterically) I got him!
Gohan - Uh...dad? I think he's hurt!
Goku - (still laughing) I know!
(inside Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - My God; I think that rock shattered my retina!
Bulma - I'll call the paramedics! (runs off)
Vegeta - GOD ALMIGHTY!
(outside Vegeta's house)
Goku - Oh crap...I think your right...I think we did hurt him...badly...
Gohan - (gulps) Now what!
Goku - WE RUN AWAY LIKE FREAKIN' HELL! (runs away)
Gohan - Hey! Wait for me! (runs away)
(at Goku's house)
Goku - (runs inside and slams the door frantically)
Gohan - (follows him)
Chichi - Goku! Gohan! What's going on! You both look really scared!
Goku - Uh...(looks at Gohan)
Gohan - Uh...(looks at Goku)
Chichi - Well?
Goku - Uh...we were being chased by a dog...yeah! Right Gohan? (laughs nervously)
Gohan - Right Dad! (laughs nervously)
Chichi - Okay...Anyways, I've already made lunch; it's out in the--
Goku - (already eating)
Gohan - (already eating)
Chichi - --kitchen.
(in the kitchen)
Goku - (eating quickly)
Gohan - (eating quickly)
Chichi - So you two, how's Vegeta and Bulma doing?
Goku - (chokes violently) (looks at Gohan)
Gohan - (looks at Goku)
Goku - (still violently choking) (angrily) What are you implying?
Gohan - (quietly) Idiot...
Chichi - What? All I asked was how they were doing!
Goku - (trying to stop choking) How would we know anyway?
Chichi - Well...didn't you visit Vegeta and Bulma just a while ago?
Goku - (still choking) Oh yeah! Right! (face turning blue) They're both fine! (laughs nervously)
Gohan - Right! Fine! (laughs nervously)
Goku - (choking violently)
Chichi - Goku?
Goku - (falls to the ground and stops moving)
Gohan - That can't be good.
(later on, at Goku's house)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi are watching TV)
Chichi - You know, I think I'm gonna give Bulma a call and see how she's doing...
Goku - Eh! (chokes on his food)
Gohan - Eh! (looks at Goku) (whispers) Dad, if she calls there, she'll find out!
Goku - (still choking) Uh...Chichi...(coughs)...wait! (coughs)
Chichi - What is it Goku?
Goku - You can't call there! (chokes loudly)
Chichi - Why not?
Goku - Because...uh...er...um...me and Gohan accidentally blinded Vegeta in one eye with a rock!
Gohan - (slaps his forhead) Idiot!
Chichi - YOU AND GOHAN DID WHAT?
Goku - It was an accident Chichi! And Gohan's not to blame, I threw the rock!
Chichi - For the love of God Goku...
Goku - We didn't mean to blind him! We only meant to play a practical joke on him!
Chichi - We have to go and visit him at the hospital!
Goku - But--
Chichi - And you two need to tell him that it was you two who through that rock and blinded him!
Gohan - But Mom, if we tell him that, he'll kill us both!
Chichi - Yeah well, the both of you deserve what we gives you!
Goku - Or how about this? How about we just send him a nice 'get well' card and some balloons from all of us and just put this whole thing behind us?
(long silence)
Goku - Okay, I'll take that as a no.
(later that night)
Goku - Uh, man I'm tired!
Chichi - I refuse to share a bed with a man like you!
Goku - (pushes her off of the bed) Okay then, you can sleep on the couch!
Chichi - .
(the next morning)
Chichi - Are you two ready to go?
Gohan - Yeah! (walks in)
Goku - Yep (walks in)
Chichi - Goku, please tell me that you're not planning on going to the hospital dressed like that!
Goku - What? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
Chichi - A pink T-shirt and short-shorts? My God!
Goku - Well what do 'you' think I should wear, huh?
(a few minutes later)
Goku - (wearing a suit) Chichi, this suit is very uncomfortable!
Chichi - I should be, considering that I originally bought it for Gohan!
Goku - My God, I'm wearing a childs suit?
Gohan - (chuckling)
Chichi - Lets just go already! Jeez, by the time that we get there, his eye will already be healed!
Goku - Yeah, that's right...(whispers) Quick Gohan, stall her!
Gohan - Dad, the last time that I listened to you, look what happened!
Goku - You have a point there son.
(in the garage)
Chichi - (get's inside the car)
Gohan - (get's inside the car)
Goku - (stops) Uh...Chichi, I'm suddenly not feeling well; I think you and Gohan'll have to go without me! (laughs nervously)
Chichi - (angrily) Get in the car Goku!
Goku - Yes mam.
(at the hospital)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi all walk into the hospital)
Chichi - (to the receptionist) Hello, do you know which room a Mr. Vegeta is currently in?
Receptionist - He's in room 312 on the third floor.
Chichi - Thank you. Now Gohan, you come with me; Goku I need you to go and get some 'get well'
balloons from the gift area.
Goku - Sure thing Chichi! (leaves)
Chichi - Now let's go visit Vegeta, Gohan.
Gohan - God help me.
(in the gift area)
Goku - Hello, can I get some balloons?
Man - Yes sir, what kind of balloons?
Goku - Just give me anything!
(in Vegeta's room)
Chichi - (walks in the room)
Gohan - (walks in the room)
Bulma - Oh, Chichi and Gohan! What a pleasant surprise! Vegeta, wake up, we have visitors!
Vegeta - (sleeping)
Bulma - (slaps him five times) WAKE UP YOU INGRATE!
Vegeta - (wakes up) God almighty; what now?
Bulma - Chichi and Gohan came to visit you!
Vegeta - (sarcastically) Oh joy!
Bulma - You'll have to excuse Vegeta for being in such a bad mood, but he's had quite a bad day!
Chichi - Yeah, I heard! How is his eye going to be?
Bulma - The doctors say that it should heal within one to two weeks. But until then...
Vegeta - I have to wear an eyepatch! My God, I'm going to look like a damned pirate!
Gohan - (laughs)
Vegeta - I'm glad that you find this whole thing so damned funny! Oh well...at least you didn't bring Kakarot with you...
Chichi - Uh...
Gohan - Er...
Vegeta - Oh God...he did come didn't he?
Chichi - He should be here any minute; I sent him out to get Vegeta some 'get well' balloons.
Bulma - Oh, how nice!
Goku - (walks in) Hey all!
Bulma - Hi Goku!
Vegeta - (grumbles to himself)
Goku - Hi Vegeta! I felt really bad for you when I heard about your eye injury, so I bought these nice balloons for you! (hands him the balloons)
Vegeta - (looks at the balloons) 'Congradulations on the New Baby'?
Goku - Huh? (looks at the balloons) AH, CRAP!
Chichi - For God's sakes...
Vegeta - (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Kakarot. I'm so glad that you remembered about my new baby! My God...can this day get any worse?
Goku - Uh...yes?
Vegeta - ...
Chichi - Goku, maybe this isn't the best time to tell him--
Gohan - Dad--
Goku - I have something to tell you...
Vegeta - Good God, what now?
Goku - ...It was me who threw that rock through your window and injured your left eye...
Vegeta - ...
Chichi - ...
Goku - ...
Gohan - ...
Bulma - ...
Goku - ...um...yeah!
Vegeta - (face turns red)
Goku - (scared) Uh! It was just an accident, it was just supposed to be a practical joke!
(laughs nervously)
Vegeta - (face turns even redder)
Goku - Uh...Gohan was also in on it!
Gohan - Dad!
Vegeta - (eyes start to bulge in anger)
Goku - (laughs nervously) Look, why don't we all just put this behind us and be friends again? (laughs nervously)
(one hour and several broken bones later)
Goku - (laying in a hospital bed) I told you that we should have just sent him a 'get well'
card and some balloons.
THE END!
