"Roy, I want some time off damn it! I'm getting tired of saving your ass every time you get into trouble."
"Edward is that how you should talk to your superior?" Roy mentioned with a smirk.
Edward slammed his hands onto Roys' desk with great force.
"Can you get me the time off or can't you?"
"What... I didn't hear you can you repeat that?"
"Forget it, but when your ass gets into trouble don't come crying to me."
(Ed leaves the office and slams the door)
"I wonder what he was talking about? Ah... who cares anyway I couldn't hear is voice. He's too much of a shrimp."
"Thing is that Roy had no clue that Ed was standing right outside the door listening to everything he was saying.
Next thing Roy knew he was being pounded by water.
(Edward transmuted the doors into a valve)
Ed was walking down the hall with a triumphant look on his face.
Roy was so pissed that he tried to burn down the valve but... he forgot that he was wet and therefor couldn't make fire.
"DAMN IT Edward!
At this point Ed was running down the hall hoping that no one would follow.
"Huh...ugh," Ed was breathing quite heavily now. He had to stop and take a bit of a rest.
Ed had to find a room quick because he could hear Roy stomping down the hall.
Ed just picked one and went in.
"Damn it no light."
The door knob to the room started to turn and in came Mustang!
"Huh... eh hows it going Roy?"
"Oh, nothing much except that... I'm going to kill you!"
"Crap," Ed yelled.
(they started to run after each other)
"Bong"
For some reason they they both ran into some contraption.
"Hey Roy."
"What?"
"Can you use your flame yet?"
"No, why?"
"No reason except that we're stuck in a room and it's dark and... we're alone...
(Cricket, cricket)
"Yuck..." Roy and Ed yelled at the same time.
"Hey Ed, why don't you just transmute something in this room so we can see."
"Duh, I'm so stupid," Edward said as he hit his head in stupidity.
"Let's see... why don't you use this thing Edward?"
"That might just work."
(Ed walked up to it)
"Clap... pound..."
The next thing they knew there was enough light to power a whole building.
The only ting is that the contraption that Ed was trying to transmute didn't transmute. Instead it started up and turned into a portal that sucked Roy and Edward into another dimension.
When they finally woke they were still in the room, but when they went outside all you could hear was Edward yelling, " WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
