Kiseki
Here comes the third chapter and Hell is looming over in the distance in the form of an angry Anna. With Pirika, a fighting Hao and Horo, and the fear of Anna overhead, will our young couple be able to handle it all?
Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King, I never would have allowed 4Kids to dub it. It's as simple as that.
Chapter Three- Odoshi, declaration to harm
"Um… Anna-san… Is anything wrong?" Tamao stammered, not at all liking the dark expression Anna wore on her face. Not that Anna's expressions had been happy in the last few months. While most women would not have been thrilled to discover that there fiancé had dumped them for a man of all things, Anna rated at the top of the list of women who would attempt kill their ex-fiancé who would hunt down their former lovers and 'replacement.' Even scarier, Anna would be one of the few who would go through with a bloody and painful homicide without a shred of remorse.
Anna steamed quietly, ignoring Tamao. How dare Lyserg sleep with Yoh? He had already stolen Yoh away from her, his fiancé. To add insult to injury, Lyserg taunted her by being pregnant with his child. That right, in her eyes, belonged to her and her alone.
She squeezed her beads tightly in her fist. Lyserg better enjoy what he had while he could. There was no way in Hell that Anna would let this go on much longer.
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Many miles away, Lyserg sneezed.
"Oh, so you're pregnant?" Pirika asked, handing Lyserg a tissue. She had awoken from the earlier incident (which Horo still hadn't forgiven Hao for), and had just received news on Lyserg and Yoh's expected arrival.
"Uh-huh."
"How cute!" she clasped her hands together in true shoujo fashion.
Lyserg sighed. He knew no one else would react strangely to the news.
"Oh, I can't wait until she's born! At least, I hope it's a she. But what if it's a boy? Which are you two looking forward too?" Pirika asked the couple.
"…"
The total amount of time Lyserg's pregnancy had been known had now just slightly exceeded 24 hours. Still not used to the fact that there was a soon-to-be person in Lyserg's belly, the idea of gender had yet to play a role.
"Oh!" Pirika realized the meaning of the shocked silence. "You haven't decided yet? Well, whatever it is, I just hope it's healthy." With a giggle that sounded slightly maniacal, she stood. Spinning lightly, she rushed from the room. "A baby! So many thing to do!"
"…"
Yoh and Lyserg sat in silence.
"… Yoh?"
"Yeah Lyserg?"
"What's Pirika planning on doing?"
"I have no idea. Feel like a nap?"
Lyserg nodded. "Sounds good."
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"What are you doing out here Baka Ainu?" Ren wiped the sweat from his brow. Despite the fact that the Shaman tournament ended several years ago, the Chinese shaman had yet to stop training. Of course, nothing less was expected of the great Tao.
"Avoiding Hao." Horo answered truthfully.
Ren rolled his eyes. "Are you still upset about this morning?"
"Of course I am! He GROPED me in front of my SISTER!"
"And you expected anything less?"
That caused Horo to falter. "Huh?"
"Honestly, you're an idiot. Who, pray tell, are you dating?"
"Hao, duh. But what's that got to do with-"
"Listen to yourself baka. Hao Asakura. The evil shaman who wishes to destroy all of humanity and rule the world. Did you honestly expect a chaste relationship from him?
"Well no, but-"
"Honestly you're fortunate to get away with just being molested. Consider yourself blessed that the other idiot is concerned enough about your wellbeing not to simply take you despite your objections."
Horo sat still, blinking in amazement. True it took several moments for all the big words to process, but Horo was becoming better at deciphering Ren's infinitely large vocabulary. "Wow… You're really good. You should go into couple's therapy or something."
"AINU NO BAKA!"
The record of twenty one days without any bloodshed between Horo and Ren had now been destroyed.
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Manta answered the ringing phone. "Hi, Asakura residence, Manta speaking."
"Umm… Manta-san?"
"Oh hi Tamao. What's up?"
Tamao stuttered her words; however this time it was more from fear than timidity. If Anna found out she was calling Yoh's house… The consequences wouldn't be pretty to say the least. "Well, it's just that… Anna-san seems more agitated than usual. Is anything wrong with Yoh-san?"
"No. At least I can't think of anything. Did she say something?"
Tamao bit her lip. "Well… I'm pretty sure I heard her wrong, but I think… I think I heard her mutter something about it being her duty to bear someone's child." She squeaked the last part out.
Manta gasped. "Oh no! Do you think that Anna found out that Lyserg's pregnant!"
"…"
"Um, Tamao? Tammy? Are you still there?"
Tamao blinked at the receiver, not hearing Manta's questions. Her mind was stuck on the previous statement. Then, as sudden as a damn bursting, realization hit her hard.
"EEEIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Tamao? Tammy? Um… Call me back later, okay? Bye Tamao." Manta hung up the phone. His face was white. Anna knew that Lyserg was pregnant. And if she hadn't before, she certainly did now. But if she knew, then…
Manta sprinted up the stairs. He had to warn them. There was no way for Lyserg to defend himself in his condition. And what about the baby? If Anna got her hands on him-
Amidamaru floated in front of the door to Yoh and Lyserg's room. "Manta, what's wrong?"
"Outta the way Amidamaru! I have to warn Yoh and Lyserg!" Manta skidded under the ghost (forgetting that since Manta was not a full fledged shaman he could simply pass through the spirit). Yanking open the door, Manta burst inside. "Yoh, you need to wake up! Lyserg and the baby are in serious trouble!"
Yoh sat up yawning. What was Manta yelling about? And why now? He was just about to fall asleep. "What are you talking about Manta? Lyserg's right here."
"What's going on?" Lyserg was too roused from his slumber but the shouts.
Taking a deep breath, Manta explained the situation. "I just got a call from Tamao. Anna knows about Lyserg, and isn't happy."
"So?" Yoh yawned yet again.
" 'So!' Remember how she reacted when she found out the two of you were dating! What do you think she's gonna do about this!"
Yoh pulled Lyserg to him. "We'll take care of it when it happens. For now, why don't you go tell Ren and the others what happened so we can be on the alert?"
Manta sighed, suddenly brought down from his worry induced high. "All right."
Once Lyserg and he were alone once more, Yoh embraced the dowser tighter. One could see many of Yoh's traits with but a glance. He was lazy, forgetful, a daydreamer, and an even more powerful shaman. One thing he wasn't was imperceptive. Though it surprised many, the honey eyed shaman could know everything with but a glance. It was no secret to him that Lyserg was uneasy with the pregnancy and that he feared Anna. He noticed right away the smaller boy's tremor of fear when Manta shrieked about Anna's discovery.
"Don't worry about it." Yoh tucked Lyserg's head under his chin. His warm hand reached inside Lyserg's shirt to stroke his stomach and the soon-to-be child that was nestled inside. "We'll be alright." Yoh's hand pressed slightly against Lyserg's belly. He could just barely feel the new manna that gathered there. "I won't let anything bad happen to you or the baby. I won't let anything bad ever happen to you two."
Again, sorry for the late update. I'm working on a big Lyserg story with another author that involves angst, bondage, and a certain shaman. But I'm not telling who. 'u' (they took away my arrow thingies ;.;)All suggestions for baby's gender, name, and such are welcome. And I will introduce a new poll. Should Anna be hell bent on destroying Lyserg, reluctantly agreethatYoh being with Lyserg is for the best, or unable to find herself angry with an adorable Lyserg in his later months?
Now, if you reviewed and I had your phone number, you might find messages like these on you answering machine.
"Hi my first flamer D: (lysergneedstodie –at- is that your real email? I am really glad you reviewed. Why, you ask? Because you reviewed chapter two, which causes me to assume that you read the entire story thus far. I am please someone who dislike Lyserg so greatly would read such a long story about him in which he one of the main characters. I do however have some questions about you review. First, what do you mean by 'hite'? I can not seam to find it in any dictionary. Two, if Lyserg died, then Yoh and the others would be very sad, and the story would cease to be an mpreg. Three, I don't think Marco would kiss Hao on his own free will. Four, Hao wouldn't kiss Marco because he has his Horokeu and likes him very much. Five, Marco doesn't have any little sisters for Hao to torment which makes him wanting a relationship with the blond entirely impossible. Six, are you a monkey? The oh eh, repeating twenty four times lead me to this statement. Seven, Lyserg isn't green. Only his hair, eyes, and a vast amount of his clothes and personal possessions are. Eight, fagget is spelled fagot which is a small piece of wood for burning. Nine, to be ho (or as you type H0) you must sleep and/or have a relationship with at least two or more people. Yoh is Lyserg's one and only. Ten, everyone needs to die in the end, unless they're already dead. And lastly, if you have once again have graced this fic with your presence and read this I have this closing statement. Bite me. Do you honestly think that you dumbass opinions that stream solely from hating Lyserg of all things would obstruct my writing? And in case your itty bitty mind that cannot spell worth your flaming turd of a review doesn't understand the word obstruct; it means to stop. If you see a fic you're not gonna like, don't read it. And if you do review, don't be so much of a chicken shit to not leave a signed review. Even when I see fics with characters I can't stand, I'd rather see a well written fic in which the pairing is possible than see a pairing that's only there to avoid that character. People like you are pathetic, narrow minded, have far too much time on your hands, and are just plan jerks. Again, thank you for reviewing. I appreciate the time and effort that surely went into you simple minded review."
I sincerely apologize for you all for having to endure that. Flamers who flame because they don't like a character or idea are the cancer of Fanfic dot net.
"Dear lyzergfan, thanks for the compliment. The guys are paired up with guys because this is a yaoi (or boy/boy love) fanfic and I am a yaoi fangirl. And yes; poor, poor Lyserg."
"Hey Pikagirl18, and thank you! You gave me a smilie! 'u' Here's the chapter so you can start waiting for the next one. I'll keep up this good work to the best of my abilities."
"Author-sama, domo arigato! There really needs to be more Yoh Lysergs out there, and I enjoy writing HaoHoro. I'll keep going as long as I can."
"It's nice to keep seeing your reviews celestial-gal. I really appreciate them. I hate the rule and think it undermines the authoress' freedom. Pirika's entrance will certainly keep everyone on their toes, and the readers laughing. As for Anna… We'll find out what she'll do soon enough."
"NaTsUkO-ChAn, this chapter wasn't very funny, but more humor is on the way. Wait until Lyserg becomes a victim of the dreaded waddle. I'm glad you liked it and even gladder you reviewed. Bye and take care."
Thank you everyone for reading and please review.
Ja min'na-san!
