[Me, Varie, Ed, Edd and Eddy and the girls are all in the bathroom getting ready to go to bed; Leni's brushing her hair, Luan's flossing, Lily, Lola and Lana are brushing their teeth, Lori's applying dabs of ointment, Luna's rubbing some purple facial cream, Lucy and Lynn are fighting over the toothpaste, and Lisa's jotting down notes.]
Luna: [singing] " I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful. "
Luan: [gets floss stuck in her braces] "Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" [laughs]
Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan.
Eddy: (Laughs) You are too funny Luan.
Luan: That's why I love you Eddy. [Kisses Eddy]
Varie: Eddy, you are one lucky guy.
Leni: "I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36..."
Lori: "Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?"
Leni: [losing count thanks to Lori] "16...17...18..."
[Lori smiles slyly at her little joke, we see Laney at the sink trying to reach for her toothbrush]
Laney: Hey, Leni can you hand me my toothbrush? It's the orange one with the number 2 written on it.
Leni: [Gives Laney her toothbrush, but loses count again] 2...3...4...
Varie: How's control of your powers coming along Lana, Lola?
Lana: We have full mastery over them, Varie.
Lola: Laney's help really worked.
Varie: That's great.
Lily: I'm so glad you two.
Ed: I didn't know some of you have superpowers.
Lori: Me, Laney, Lana & Lola, Varie and J.D. have powers Ed.
Me: It's a long story Ed.
Ed: Oh. Mum's the word.
Lynn: "Hey! I had the toothpaste first!"
Lucy: "No, I did."
Lynn: "Keep your spooky hands off it!"
[While the girls get ready, Lincoln pops in and looks around and snatches the toothpaste out of Lynn's hand.]
Lincoln: "I'll take that."
Lynn: "Hey! Learn to share!"
Me: [To Lincoln] You excited for our sleepover tonight, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I sure am, J.D. [accidentally dabs toothpaste into the sink and hands the tube back to Lynn; to the viewers.] "Space...the final frontier. As you might imagine, with eleven sisters, space is limited." [notices he missed his toothbrush and gets the toothpaste out of the sink.]
Me: You sound like Captain Kirk at the beginning of Star Trek, Lincoln.
Lincoln: "I know. Everywhere you go, you gotta deal with the crowds."
Me, Varie, Ed, Edd and Eddy head to Lincoln's room.
Eddy: [to Lincoln] It must be really hard living in a huge family in a small house.
Lincoln: Yep. But being the only boy in the family comes with a perk." [enters his room and pauses] "You hear that?
Me: Nope.
Varie: I don't hear anything.
Ed: Uh uh.
Edd: No.
Eddy: Nope.
Lincoln: Me neither. While my sisters all have to share bedrooms, I get my own. Sure it's just a converted linen closet, but it's my own space. My own little oasis in the sands of the Loud House. And I wouldn't give it up for the world."
Eddy: I don't blame you Lincoln.
Ed: Sarah has to put up with me all the time.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
[Before Lincoln starts brushing his teeth, at that very moment, a loud thud is heard, Me, Varie, Lincoln, Ed, Edd and Eddy go up to Lynn, Laney and Lucy's room where the other girls are listening; Lynn and Lucy are having a fight.]
Lynn: "You're always Miss Gloom and Doom! Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?!"
Lucy: "It would."
Lincoln: "What's going on?"
Lori: "Lucy and Lynn are going at it. Again."
Laney: I wouldn't worry about it. This happens all the time.
Eddy: Does this happen alot?
Luan: "It's always like this Eddy. I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." [laughs] "Get it? Get it?"
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one, Luan.
Me: (Laughs) Funny.
Lisa: [recording] "Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct."
Edd: Violence is part of the Homo Sapien nature. It's been that way for thousands of years.
Leni: "I can't bare to watch!" [puts cucumber slices over her facial mask] "That's better."
Me: Incoming!
[A jock strap comes flying out of the room and the others duck in time to avoid it.]
Lori: "I'd hate to get in the middle of this one."
Me: Me too. I may be a fighter but I have my limits.
Lincoln: "I totally agree." [goes back to his room while the jock and goth of the family continue their quarrel] "Another perk to having my own room, guys? I don't have to get involved."
Me: Good for you, buddy.
[Before he starts to brush, someone's knocking on his door and it's revealed to be Lynn holding a pillow.]
Me: Hello Lynn.
Lincoln: "Hey, Lynn. What's up?"
Lynn: "There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duchess of Darkness. Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?"
Me: Well if you need to be away from Lucy for a while, I don't see why not. But it's up to Lincoln though.
Lincoln: "Uh...I'd say yes, but it's not really a bedroom, per se. There's barely enough space for me; tiny, small, cramped."
Lynn: [downtrodden] "Ugh...I guess I'll just go sleep in the bathtub."
Lincoln: "That's a great idea! Problem solved. Goodnight."
[Right before he closes the door, Lynn makes a sad baby doll eyed face.]
Lincoln: [relieved] "Aah..." [guiltily sighs and opens the door] "All right, you can stay. But just for one night."
Lynn: "Thanks, Lincoln!" [busts out fist]
Lincoln: [flinches] "Ah!"
Lynn: "Two for flinching!" [playfully punches his arm twice and goes in, laughing.]
Lincoln: "It's just for one night. What's the worst that could happen?" [goes in] "Okay, we'll have to establish a few ground rules. One, keep your hands off my..." [notices Lynn is using his toothbrush.] "...stuff."
[Lynn spits out the toothpaste into his wastebasket and hands them to him; Lincoln tosses his toothbrush in there now that someone else has used it.]
Me: Good thing I always carry a spare.
I open my jacket and pull out a spare unused orange toothbrush and give it to Lincoln.
Me: Here Lincoln.
Lincoln: "Thanks J.D. Now as I was saying-" [sees Lynn playing with his giant robot action figure and stops her.] "Let's just set this down." [Lynn messes with his doodads.] "Careful!" [Lynn touches his clock.] "Please don't!" [Lynn tosses Bun-Bun in the air.] "Bun-Bun!" [catches him] "You okay? Did the mean girl hurt you?"
Lynn: [looking around] "You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." [Lincoln makes a discomforted face at that remark.] "No Soccer balls, no footballs, no baseballs, no balls. Good thing I brought my own!" [dumps sports balls out of her pillow case onto the floor.]
Lincoln: [yawns] "Would you look at the time? Let's just turn in and get this night over with."
Me: Do we have to?
Lynn: "What do you mean? It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate!"
Lincoln: "Yeah-"
Lynn: [puts a wrestling mask over Lincoln's head] "Lucha Libre!"
Lincoln: "I can't see anything!"
Me: Oh it is on! [pulls out a red, orange and yellow wrestling mask and puts it on]
Lynn: "It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle!" [leaps off the foot of Lincoln's bed]
Lincoln: "What? What? I can't hear anything, either!"
Me: Here comes Fenix James! [Jumps and grabs Lynn and pins her. But Lynn reverse flips and grabs my leg and pulls on it and I start pounding on the bed]
Lynn: Say it J.D.
Me: Never! [Reverse flips and pins Lynn.] "Uno, dos, tres! You're out. Yeah! Fenix James is El Campeón del Mundo!"
Lincoln: Can we please go to sleep? There's no pain involved.
Lynn: "Not when you're a sleep fighter like me!" [busts out fist]
Lincoln: [flinches] "Ah!"
Lynn: "Two for flinching!" [playfully punches his arm twice and laughs; Lincoln sighs.]
[Later, the four are ready to go to bed; but as Lincoln turns off the lights, Lynn starts ricocheting a tennis ball off the wall.]
Lincoln: [irritated] "What are you doing?"
Lynn: "What? It helps me fall asleep."
Lincoln: "Well, it doesn't help me. Can you knock it off?"
[Lynn throws the ball at Lincoln's head]
Me: [to the viewers] In case you're wondering where Ed, Double D and Eddy are, whenever we have a sleepover, they sleep in different rooms. [pans to Lisa and Lily's Room] Double D sleeps in Lisa and Lily's Room, [Pans to Lana & Lola's Room] Ed sleeps in Lana & Lola's Room, [Pans to Luna and Luan's Room] and Eddy sleeps in Luna and Luan's Room. Eddy and Luan have a budding romance going on after Luan and Benny broke up. It was sad to hear that.
[as they're starting to sleep, Lynn lets out a big fart from under the covers and laughs.]
Lincoln: "Ugh! Lynn!"
Me: [Senses what's gonna happen next] Uh-oh!
Lynn: [pulls the covers over Lincoln.] "DUTCH OVEN!" [laughs as Lincoln cries in distress over the gas she let out; sets him free as he breathes heavily.] "Goodnight, Lincoln."
Varie: [Sternful] Not funny, Lynn.
Lincoln: [agonized] "Goodnight..."
[Later, Lynn is snoring so loud and drooling so much, Lincoln just can't get any sleep and gets out of bed and takes his pillow with him.]
Me: [In my head] She snores just as loud as dad does.
[The next morning, Lori wakes up and goes into the bathroom and gets ready to take a shower, but as she turns on the water, someone is already in there and screams over the wet awakening; Lori opens the curtains to see that it's Lincoln who took Lynn's idea of sleeping in the bathtub.]
Lori: [irked] "Lincoln! What are you doing?"
Lincoln: [more irked] "Getting my room back." [leaves the bathroom]
Lincoln walks passed Luan and Luna's room dripping wet as Luan opens the door and Eddy is with her.
Luan: "Mornin', Linc. Wet's up?" [laughs]
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one, Luan.
[Lynn is getting out of bed and feels refreshed and sees Lincoln. I follow her.]
Lynn: "What a great night's sleep. You look terrible."
Me: Did you go sleep in the bathroom?
Lincoln: Yep.
Lynn: [Lincoln starts pushing her] "Hey!"
Lincoln: "Thank you for staying at Chateau Lincoln, where we have a one night maximum stay. Thank you." [pushes her back into her own room and his to his; but off in the distance...]
Lucy: "What are you doing here?"
Lynn: "What am I doing here?" [gets kicked out]
Me: Uh oh.
Lucy: "Get out!"
Lynn: "What do you mean "get out"? Fine! I'll just stay in Lincoln's room again! He's a way cooler roomy, anyway!" [goes back in Lincoln's room]
Lincoln: "But-" [Lynn closes the door] "Lucy! Please make up with Lynn!"
Lucy: "I'd rather wear pink."
Me: Come on Lucy. Give her another chance.
Lucy: I'd rather wear pink and sparkle with pink glitter.
Lincoln: "But-"[Lucy closes the door and Lincoln sighs.]
Varie: This is crazy.
Me, Varie, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lincoln, and Clyde are walking to school.
Lincoln: "What do I do, Clyde? I can't just kick her out. She is my sister, but she's invaded my space."
Clyde: "Can you blame her for staying, Lincoln? You're just too good a roommate."
Laney: This is madness Clyde. Lucy and Lynn won't make up and it's getting rather tough without Lynn in our room.
Lola: I hear you Laney.
Me: We got to think of something.
Varie: This is crazy.
Lincoln: [getting an idea] "But...what if I was a bad roommate? I've got a plan!" [runs back home]
Clyde: "Wait! But we still have school."
Lincoln: [turns around back to school] "Right. I'll just execute my plan after school."
Laney went to Lincoln's room where Lynn was bunking in. But once again she found herself in a weird situation.
Laney: Uhm Lynn? Do you... [she was speechless to find Lincoln in Goth Attire and reading poems like Lucy]
Lincoln: [despondently] "Hey, Lynn. Wanna hear my new poem? It's called "Space". [starts reading] Space: deep, black, endless, like my heart. Space, mine invaded. Torn apart. This is the real me, Lynn. I can understand if you don't want to be my roommate anymore."
Lynn: [upset] "Oh..." [suddenly laughs, surprising Lincoln] "Oh, that is the best impression of Lucy ever!" [wraps him around her arm] "You are so funny, roomy!" [laughs some more]
Laney: Uhm... Nevermind. [Closes the door]
[Lincoln chokes under her wrap; another sleepless night for him; the next night, as Lynn enters...]
Lincoln: "Campeón del Mundo Loco Lincoln!" [with his wrestling mask on, surprise attacks Lynn and pins her down.]"One, two, three! You're out! Yeah! Rah! Whoo!"
Lynn: "Hey, that's cheating. I like the way you think!"[laughs]
[Lincoln sighs and has to put up with her some more; later, he lets out a really big fart like Lynn did before]
Me: [In my head] Now she's in for it. [Lincoln pulls the covers over her.]
Lincoln: "DUTCH OVEN!" [laughs as Lynn cries in distress this time.]
Varie snickers.
Lynn: [furious] "That is it!" [gets out of bed and leaves, making Lincoln smile in belief that his plan finally worked and he has his space back]
Laney was reading a book called Hug & Make-up: Tips on how to Reconnect with Others. She was reading it to try and find a way to bring Lucy and Lynn back together.
Laney: [Lynn comes back in] Lynn! You..
Lynn: Hey Lanes, just here for my stuff. [grabs her stuff] Thanks!
Laney sighs as Lynn left and continued reading.
Lynn: [Returns with all her stuff; cheerful.] "You really are the best roommate ever! I'm moving in! Permanently!"
[Lincoln will now have to endure sleepless nights with Lynn as his roommate forever.]
Me: [Telepathically to Lincoln] I know it's rough Lincoln. But we'll think of something.
[The next morning, another showering awakening occurs courtesy of Lori; Lincoln goes out the bathroom and notices Lucy ricocheting one of Lynn's balls across the wall.]
Lucy: "Sigh..."
Lincoln: "Good morning, Lucy."
Lucy: [denying] "Ball? What ball?" [tosses ball away and it hits her head.]
[Lincoln starts to get suspicious and finds Lynn sighing sadly while reading Lucy's poetry.]
Lincoln: "Good morning, Lynn."
Lynn: [denying] "Book of Lucy's poems?" [tosses book away] "What book of Lucy's poems?"
[The book hits her head; Lincoln is extra curious about this.]
Me, Varie, Ed, Double D, and Eddy were in the Living room playing video games while Laney was reading her book on the sofa. She bumped into Lincoln on his way upstairs.
[At the same time]
Lincoln: Laney!
Laney: Lincoln! So.. How was your day?
Lincoln: Fine. Yours?
Laney: I don't want to talk about it..
They both took a deep breath and said simultaneously...
Lincoln: I want Lynn out of my room!
Laney: I want Lynn back in my room!
Lincoln: What?
Laney: I couldn't stand seeing my roomies fight like this. And also it's getting very uncomfy sleeping in Lynn's bed.
Lincoln: Why couldn't you just sleep in your bed?
Laney: Call it a friendly gesture. But I was just keeping Lynn's bed warm for her. Though even I think it was a bit unnecessary. I just want things to go back to the way they were... [Lincoln sees the book Laney was reading]
Lincoln: Hey can I see that book?
Laney: Oh sure. [Gives Lincoln the book, he flips through the pages until he finds something interesting]
Lincoln: Hey Laney. I think this little number may do the trick. [Shows Laney a certain page and she smiled] J.D., Varie, guys, I got a plan.
Me, Varie, Ed, Edd, and Eddy gathered and we hear Lincoln's plan.
Later that night, Lincoln executes his plan; he slips two little invitations into specific spots: one in Lucy's poetry book and the other under his door. As we go to hide, the two get the invitations and know why they're there and decide to get dinner over with and after a long pause.
Lucy & Lynn: "I'm glad you finally wanna apologize to me." [angry] "What? Me apologize to you? You're here to apologize to me!"
[Lincoln realizes his plan is now going south from there as they are about to go at it yet again.]
Lucy: "You are absolutely crazy."
Lynn: "What? Are you crazy? Absolutely not!"
Lucy: "I don't understand why you think this is my fault!"
Lynn: "I mean, really!"
Lucy: "You are absolutely wrong."
Lynn: "Just respect the space!"
[The commotion grabs the attention of the other sisters.]
Lori: "Yikes. I'd sure hate to get in the middle of that."
Laney: Do you think they like the dinner I made for them?
Lori: I doubt they're going to use it for eating.
Luna: Yeah, hate to be apart of that fight. Don't know how ya do it Lanes.
Me: This is ridiculous.
Laney sighs and went inside knowing what to do.
Lucy: "It's just ridiculous."
Lynn: "I'm not the one who started it! You're the one who started it!"
Lucy: "Please."
Lynn: "Don't even get me started!"
Laney: "ENOUGH!" [gets their attention] "I made this dinner so that you two would make up."
[The feuding roommates feel offended.]
Lynn: "You did this?"
Lucy: "Why?"
Laney: I've been in this family for quite a long time. And I know it can be hard to share a space, It's hard to share, period. But we're siblings, and we're always there for eachother. And I know deep down you two miss said eachother, you're just too stubborn to admit it.
[The two then see what he means.]
Lucy: "I guess I do have trouble sleeping without a ball banging against the wall."
Lynn: "And I guess I do miss hearing you sigh heavily as you write your poems."
Me: [I come in] It's very hard. I may not have a big family like all of you do. But you're all my friends and I care about you all just as much as my biological family.
Lincoln: "Laney and J.D. are right. Now you two make up, because if I have to spend one more night with "Snorezilla" over here, I'm going to go insane!" [Lynn throws a meatball at him.]
Lucy: "Ha! Nice throw."
Lynn: "You like that?" [throws another one at Laney.]
Laney: Oh yeah? [throws it back and Lynn ducks and it hits Lucy instead and Lynn laughs at it and Lucy hits her with one into her mouth.]
Lucy: "Ha ha."
[The two of them grab some spaghetti and look like they're about to take their fight to a whole new level.]
Me, Lincoln & Laney: [look at eachother worriedly] "Uh-oh..."
[But the fight is more for their enjoyment than their frustration and they start laughing. Me, Lincoln and join in on the fray.]
Lori: "Well...I'm outskies."
Luan: "Yeah. It's way pasta our bedtime." [laughs]
Eddy: [Laughs] Good one, Luan]
[The other sisters just sigh at Luan's pun as they head off to bed; the food fight is now over and the jock and goth are satisfied.]
Lynn: "So, I can move back in?"
Lucy: "Nothing would make me happier."
Lynn: [busts out fist] "Two for flinching!" [but Lucy didn't flinch] "Dang! It never works on you."
[They hug]
Laney: Well, I'm glad you two finally made up. But how are we supposed to sleep with all this mess?
[They made quite a mess from their food fight and it got all over their beds.]
Lucy, Laney & Lynn: "Lincoln?"
[Lincoln's room]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Space...the final frontier. Sure, I'm lucky enough to have a room to call my own, but in the Loud House, we all know when we need to share."
Me: You said it buddy.
Varie: I agree.
[It's revealed that both Lynn, Laney AND Lucy are sleeping with Lincoln in his room tonight until they have time to clean up the mess they made.]
Lincoln: "But just for one night!" [slips on his Loco Lincoln mask] "Buenas noches!"
Me: [Waves to the viewers] God Natt Venner. [Norwegian for "Good Night Friends"]
THE END.
Another Fanfiction Completed.
I hope this one is a good one.
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