It starts with me and Varie at the Loud House watching cartoons in the living room with Lincoln, Laney, Lily and Jessie. Laney is reading a book.

We then laugh at a funny moment.

Me: [Laughs] Boy, he sure got hit good.

Lincoln: Yeah. That coyote just won't quit going after that roadrunner.

Lily: Yeah. What a goof.

A whooshing sound was heard and we saw a strange light appear on the ceiling.

Varie: What is that?

The light became a strange portal and out came a girl with white hair like Lincoln's with a hair clip in it and she was dressed in an orange summer shirt and a denim skirt and she landed on the rug in front of the TV.

Me: [Gasp] Lincoln! That girl looks like a female version of you.

Lincoln: Yeah she sure does.

?: Where am I?

Me: You're in the Loud House.

She sees Lincoln and screams

?: You look like me!

Eddy and the girls ran downstairs.

Eddy: What's all the commotion about?

Lori: Who is that here?

Lola: And why does she look like a female Lincoln?

Me: That's what me and Lincoln were wondering.

?: Oh I'm sorry. My name is Linka Loud.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you, Linka. I'm James Knudson. But call me J.D.

Varie: I'm Varie. J.D.'s Fiance.

Eddy: My name is Eddy. I moved here from Atlanta with my friends Ed and Edd. We call Edd "Double D."

Linka: It's a pleasure. You all look like female versions of my 11 brothers.

We were shocked to here that.

Laney: 11 brothers!?

Me: You're from a flipped gender universe.

Linka: I guess so.

Lori: It's a pleasure to meet you Linka. I'm Lori Loud. Who's your brother version of me?

Linka: His name is Loki and he's the oldest.

Me: He's named after Loki, the God of Mischief in Norse Mythology.

Linka: Yes. That's right.

Leni: I'm Leni Loud. It's totes a pleasure. Who's my brother?

Linka: His name is Loni.

Luna: I'm Luna Loud. Pleasure dudette. Who's my brother?

Linka: His name is Luke and he has a mohawk hair style.

Luan: I'm Luan Loud. Who's my brother?

Linka: His name is Lane. And he's a jokester too.

Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud Jr. and I guess we share the same name.

Linka: Yes and the love of sports.

Lucy: My name is Lucy Loud: Is your brother version of me a goth too?

Linka: Yes but his name is Lars.

Laney: My name's Laney Loud. Who is my Male version?

Linka: His name is Larry and he's quiet and shy.

Lana: My name is Lana Loud. Who's my brother version?

Linka: His name is Leif and he likes to be filthy.

Lola: My name is Lola Loud. Who's my male side?

Linka: His name is Lexx and he likes to play rough and be clean. Plus he has a camouflage car.

Lisa: I'm Lisa Loud and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Who is my male counterpart?

Linka: His name is Levi and he's a scientist too.

Lily: My name is Lily Loud. Biologically I'm 15 months old but because of special circumstances I look like I'm 10-years-old. Who is my counterpart?

Linka: His name is Leon and he's a baby.

Lincoln: My name is Lincoln Loud and I'm the only son. I guess you and I are both very similar.

Linka: Yes we are, Lincoln. I am the only daughter, my best friend is Claudia.

Varie: Sorry to interrupt but is that a female version of Clyde?

Linka: Yes she is. I like reading comics, playing video games, and peace and quiet.

Jessie: You and Lincoln have alot of things in common. Sorry I'm Jessie Bannon. I'm from another dimension too.

Linka: That's interesting.

Me: If I may ask how did you get thrown into that portal?

Linka: My brothers all were having a fight over a baseball card.

Varie: A Baseball Card?

Laney: Why something so petty like that?

Linka: It started with Loki and Loni getting the same card. It was a 1954 Ted Williams.

Me: I'm not into baseball cards, No offense Lynn, but that card is worth $50,000.00.

Lola: Wow! All that money on one baseball card!?

Me: Yeah.

Lynn: None taken by the way J.D. I don't collect baseball cards anyway. I play the sports.

Linka: Yeah. But the fight exploded into Erupting Volcano and they decided to [Sniffles, Voice Breaking] to get rid of me for good!

Linka started crying hard.

Laney came and comforted her.

Lori: They had Sister Fight Protocal too?

Me: Or in Linka's case, Brother Fight Protocal. And that is far worse than Erupting Volcano or DEFCON 1. I call that Jonestown Massacre or DEFCON 0.

Varie: What's DEFCON 0?

Me: It's something I made up. It means that there is no defensive readiness and everything has been totally destroyed.

Lisa: Technically it's not an actual DEFCON level but that is the correct way to put it.

Varie: We got to help Linka.

Jessie: I know. But like me it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Varie: Linka is now stuck here. But don't worry Linka. We will do everything we can to help you.

Linka: You... [Sniffs] You will?

Me: Sure. That's what friends are for.

Linka came over to me and hugged me.

Linka: Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Lynn Sr. and Rita came in through the door.

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys. We're home.

Me: Welcome home Mr. Lynn. We have a rather interesting development for you.

Me, Varie and Linka explained everything to them and Lynn Sr. and Rita were shocked.

Lynn Sr.: That's horrible.

Rita: What your brothers did was absolutely horrible.

Linka: Yeah but I feel like I'm happier here than I was at home.

Me: Let's see what's going on. Watch. [Chants an incantation] Litiumou Sepuxui Kylmyysis!

Blue fire formed a dimensional viewing window into Linka's Dimension and we saw Lynn Sr. and Rita's counterparts crying as the older boys were taken away in police cars and the younger boys minus Larry and Leon were taken away by Child Protection Services.

Linka: My brothers minus Larry and Leon are being taken away?

Laney: Whoa. That is rough.

Me: This is probably what would've happened if we never got rid of the Sister Fight Protocal. From the looks of things, Me and Varie are not in that dimension at all.

Varie: Yeah. I can tell that this is really bad already.

Lola: You were right J.D. That protocal did only make things worse.

Lisa: And not just for us but for the entire neighborhood and our friends and relatives.

Lynn Sr.: And this version of you guys were fighting over a baseball card?

Me: Not just any baseball card Mr. Lynn. It was a 1954 Ted Williams. It's valued at $50,000.00 according to 2016 Standards.

Rita: That's a lot of money for one little card.

Varie: There's a difference between Loki & Loni and Lori & Leni. Lori and Leni were fighting because they had the same kind of dress. Loki and Loni were fighting because they both had 1954 Ted Williams Cards. That's $100,000.00 for both cards.

Laney: That is alot of money. But I'm glad we got rid of the Sister Fight Protocal.

Lily: Me too.

Everyone agreed and I closed the window.

Lucy: By the way J.D. Could they see or hear us through that window?

Me: No they could not, Lucy. It was a viewing window that lets us look into that dimension.

Lucy: Oh, I see.

Linka was now a member of the Loud Family in our dimension and she and Lincoln now share the same room.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Completed.

I wanted to make a special story where Linka comes into the Loud Family because of a disasterous Protocal. Linka wasn't getting anymore attention on the show. So let me know what you think.

See you next time.